I wrote this right after updating my other story, I need a life, neh?

None of this is serious, I just thought I'd make fun of a few stereotypes I've come across.

Disclaimer: If Negima were mine, I would make it NegixAyaka just to piss everyone else off. Sadly, it isn't. And I like NegixAyaka, so there.

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It was the time of the festival, and love was in the air.

Negi had just lost the tournament, but only because of his fathers comrade. He had put on such a good showing that the press just wouldn't leave him alone. And his magically heightened senses were giving off warning signs….

He could smell mascara, lip gloss, and way too much estrogen. It could only be the newest bane to his existence….

Fan girls!

He ran as fast as he could, firing off spell after spell into the throng of followers. Hearing one fall and be trampled on by her former comrades, he winced in pity. However, he was acting on his most basic animalistic instinct: survival. He poured wind magic into his legs and ran even faster. Still, they managed to keep up. Finally, he saw a conveniently placed door and ducked inside.

He found himself in a small room, shared with one other occupant. And apparently the door was fangirl-proof, as they had yet to barge in. He found that he shared the room with one other member of his class. And a character that conveniently placed could only mean one thing.

"Oh Negi-sensei, how convenient it is that you wound up in the room that I just so happened to be in!" Came ringing out, and the owner of this voice was Chizuru. "I suppose that must mean that the author wants us to get together!"

Negi shrugged, as if to say 'it can't be helped' and they lived happily ever after. Or they would have, if the door wouldn't have been thrust open at that very second.

"I am Super OC! More conveniently know as Gary Stew! I am here to kidnap your woman that I knew was yours because she was in this conveniently placed room which makes it convenient for her to be your woman! I also met your father on the way and beat him with one punch while at the same time balancing my checkbook! Muwhahahahahaha!" With this said, he vanished into the night. Well, day.

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So Negi went about collecting comrades that could be of use to him. Kotaro he found locked in another convenient room with his new lover Ayaka (the convenience gets em every time), Evangeline was nowhere to be found, and neither was any of the rest of his companions. They figured they could beat this "Gary Stew" with no problem.

Off they went, right to the first convenient location they could think of: the world tree plaza. And conveniently, Gary Stew was there!

"Gary Stew! Give me back my woman who I just found out I loved because I was conveniently in a room with her at a very convenient time!"

"And why would I do that?"

"For convenience sake?"

"…You make a tempting bargain. But first you must beat me with extreme ease or there is no sense of satisfaction to the readers!"

"Like anyone would be satisfied with this crap."

"Just do it!"

"Fine!" And so, with the power of love on his side Negi as well as his friend kotaro overpowered Gary Stew. It was a titanic struggle of epic proportions, the earth shook and tornados formed and I lost interest and wrapped this up quickly.

With his new love Chizuru back, Negi made 563459749457 babies. He totally had too many, so he made Hakase develop a way to live on mars.

He named his last baby Chao.

And now, for convenience's sake, I will end this travesty.

And thats it. Horribly short, but awfully convenient, neh? Review please. I refuse to beg, it'd be lame.

Screw it. Review, please? (Puppy eyes)