Hey y'all! This is a one-shot I thought up one day…and it pretty much bashes all Harmony shippers… (That's Harry/Hermione shippers for all you non chat-friendly people) Enjoy! (I'd love to hear what you have to say…especially from the Harmony shippers…)

Dedication: To mpdfreak1023. Maeve, you are my dearest friend… (Notice, I'm trying to make this all dramatic and crap, like our 'Bad Seed'!) When I planned this fic, I only had Harry and Hermione commit suicide. But because of you and your genius, the entire HP world comes to an end. For that I am forever in your debt.

One Fine Day

"ARGHH!" Harry Potter screamed loudly as he shot up out of bed. He began to run wildly across his dormitory, waking up the other occupants.

"Harry!" Neville yelled. "What's the matter with you?"

"Are you on crack?" Seamus inquired.

"On you on fire?" Dean called.

"Are you retarded?" Ron asked. But Harry continued to yell and wail. He ran out of the room and into the bathroom.

"Harry-" Ginny, Harry's girlfriend, ran in to see what was wrong, but was cut off when Harry became violently sick in the toilet. "Hermione!" She called frantically. "Help!"

A pretty, curly haired girl ran into the room and up to her best friend.

"Harry…" She began calmly. "I can help you, Harry. Just tell me what's wrong, and I'll know how to fix the problem." Harry began to sob on the floor.

"I can't…Hermione." He said. "It's too horrible."

"I'm sure it isn't that bad!" She insisted. "Now tell me what's wrong!" He continued to sob, but everyone could see he was trying to compose himself.

"I had a bad dream!" He wailed. Ron snickered.

"What kind of dream could be so bad that it causes you to get sick?" He asked.

"I dreamt…" He gulped. "I dreamt…I can't go on!" Hermione grabbed him by his collar and shook him around.

"Pull yourself together, man, and tell me what happened!"

"Okay…" He said. "I dreamt that I was dating…you." Everyone gasped. Ginny whipped out her 44 magnum and pointed it at Harry's head.

"How could you?" She screamed before she fired the gun. Harry lay dead on the floor. Ron grabbed the gun from Ginny's hand, but instead of mourning the loss of his best friend, he pointed it at Hermione's heart.

"You bitch!" He yelled. In a matter of seconds, Hermione, too, was dead.

"Hey!" Seamus called. "You got blood on my toe!" He pulled out a bat and beat Ron to death.

"You killed my brother!" Ginny yelled. She pulled out a saw and sawed off Seamus' head.

"You got a head on my bathroom floor!" Dean screamed, and he grabbed the saw from Ginny and cut her into two pieces.

War broke out through the common room. First years were shooting seventh years, and sixth years were beating second years. Eventually, the fight spread throughout the castle. Teachers were clobbering students, and ghosts were searching of ways to commit suicide.

Soon enough, the entire population of wizards was extinct.

Ahhh, the dangers of Harmony. Just so you all know, I really don't want everyone to die, but I thought this was a good lesson for all you delusional Harmony shippers out there to learn. Harmony is a dangerous thing, and if we don't act quickly and destroy it, it could be the END OF THE WORLD!

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