Zhuge Liang: You piece of scumasses...

Liu Bei: Whoa! Mind your mouth!

Zhuge Liang: Oh you know what? This thing sucks!

Guan Yu: Cheah right... Who needs you anyways?

All: Awww...

Zhuge Liang: DAMMIT!


Tell it Pang Tong!

Liu Bei: Mr. Butt face, tell your embarassing moment?

Pang Tong: HOW -H..HOW DARE YOU CALLING ME A BUTT YOU FACELESS!

Liu Bei: Oh come on don't get mad that easily I'm just kidding.

Pang Tong: I'll see you in hell... Alright! Zhuge Liang.

All: What what?

Pang Tong: My embarassing moment with Zhugay...

All: Yes?

Pang Tong: HE SERIOUSLY TAKE OFF MY PANTS IN PUBLIC!

Zhang Fei: What the hell?

Jiang Wei: Oh! Oh! How's it looked like!

Xing Cai: Ewwww... you silly grossy gay!

Zhuge Liang: Oh I just love the way you ask Jiang Wei.

Pang Tong: NO WAY DUDE!

Huang Zhong: Tell!

Zhao Yun: Yep yep Zhuge tell it!

Pang Tong: OH THE HUMANITY! I WANT TO DIE!

Yue Ying: Calm down, it's not really that bad isn't it?

Zhuge Liang: Yes my wife.

Yue Ying: HEY! I'm not even talking to you bullshit!

Zhuge Liang: Awww... Too bad.

Yue Ying: Humph!

Zhao Yun: Stop it will ya! Just let Zhuge talk please?

Pang Tong: No! I can't let this happen!

Zhuge Liang: Of course it WILL, besides it's all in the past. It's not humiliating now right?

All: True true...

Zhuge Liang: (sighs) He's not wearing underwears.

All: WHAT! HAHAHAHA!

Pang Tong: HOW DARE YOU!

Zhuge Liang: Don't tell me you wear now? Hahahaha!

Pang Tong: OH I JUST LOVE THE WAY YOU PISS ME ZHUGAY.

Zhuge Liang: My pleasure.

Pang Tong: Urrrrgh!

Ma Chao: Man, this story is getting weird.

All: OH JUST SHUT UP!

Ma Chao: Damn...

Liu Bei: Ah ha ha ha? So is everyone ok?

Pang Tong: NO!

Zhuge Liang: I'm sorry Pan..ty.

Pang Tong: WHAT WHAT!

All: Hahahahahahaha!

Zhuge Liang: What? I said I'm sorry. The hell is your problem? Use some buds...

Pang Tong: OH YOU MOTHER' #$&!

Liu Bei: It is better to accept some apology.

Pang Tong: Yuck! Not to him. I rather die!

Zhuge Liang: Tisk Tisk...

Wei Yan: (Oh my... I forgot to include this shit.) What... Happ...en?

Guan Ping: (This too.) Yeah what happend?

Liu Bei: Oh nothing? Ok, let's move on.

Pick again another name...

Liu Bei: Well Well... You're next Zhao Yun.

Zhao Yun: No way!

Liu Bei: Kiss the paper. It's you I have picked.

Zhao Yun: Oh geeze murder me.

All: Just wait!


Hahah, this chapter is getting old in my file. How sucks... Pang Tong you need to buy a dozen of underwears. Sorry, I'm not that perverted.

I don't have much to say, bad bye. :(