Liu Bei: You're right, we should get some relax.
Pang Tong: Duh! Not until I have my pay back to you Zhuge.
Zhuge Liang: Oh I always wait for that.
Pang Tong: Piece of junk...
Tell it Zhao Yun!
Liu Bei: Now Zhao Yun, you've got to tell us your embarrassing moments.
All: Uh huh?
Zhao Yun: Very well... My Embarrassing MOMENTS WITH XING CAI INSIDE A MARKET was...
Xing Cai: What? Oh sheesh I knew you would pick me.
Ma Chao: Why? It's not special?
Xing Cai: Who cares about you?
Ma chao: Gosh I'm JUST ASKING!
Zhang Fei: Hey you stupid brat! Mind your mouth. No one can shout to my pretty daughter like that!
Ma Chao: Geeezzee!
Zhuge Liang: Oh It's ok, he just loose his weight.
Guan Yu: So what now Zhao Yun?
Xing Cai: OMG THIS IS GOING TO BE SUCKS!
Zhao Yun: I remember Lord Liu Bei's Birthday PARTY... crying
All: What the?
Guan Ping: What's the connection?
Huang Zhong: Yeah boy? What?
Zhao Yun: YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THE DECORATIONS!
Liu Bei: Why? We have balloons.
Xing Cai: Oh c'mon Zhao Yun! Tell it, no one knows the truth yet!
Zhao Yun: I thought Condums are party balloons...
All: ...
All: ...
All: ...
ALL: ... (C'MON! TALK!)
Yue Ying: Shit... How come it was a Party balloons! Don't tell me you play with that?
Zhao Yun: I was getting a rush to buy the decors and stuff! And I thought those are balloons!
Wei Yan: Ah...That...why...ball...oons...are...dicks.
Guan Ping: Well to tell the truth... IT WAS NICE!
Liu Bei: Oh god... fainted
Zhuge Liang: Heaven's sake. I like Truth or Consequences better than this!
Signed OFF!
Zhuge Liang: WHAT THE!
A machine showed up.
All: Woooohhh... aahhhh...
Liu Bei: The hell is that!
Guan Yu: I think it was a washing machine...
Zhang Fei: NO IT'S NOT! A high-tec. toilet flusher.
Then a smoke appear and a man showed up.
Man: Fools... All Shu were DUMBASS.
Zhuge Liang: The Fuck who is that!
Man: Stupid IDIOTIC BASTARDS. Even you Zhuge Liang cannot count pubic hairs!
Zhuge Liang: Bastard talking... Who are you!
The smoke stopped and it was...
All: SIMA YI!
Sima Yi: Told you... You're all sucks!
Zhuge Liang: How come you came here! it was a SHU STORY not YOURS YA BITCH.
Sima Yi: Oh I just want to invite you to a new world.
Yue Ying: Blah blah blah... We ain't coming!
Sima Yi: Why? Don't you want those boys there? You can replace your own Zhuge with a gorgeous one.
Yue Ying: ... Ah? Are you kidding me?
Sima Yi: Why would I?
Yue Ying: GREAT I'LL COME! C'MON YOU GAYS LET'S GO!
Pang Tong: Omg... She's been brainwashed.
Sima Yi: BUWAHAHAHAHA! So? Wanna take a look?
All: FINE!
Zhuge Liang: For once only... BTW, what machine is that?
Sima Yi: It was a Time Machine. A Toilet model...
Zhuge Liang: Omg! So that's why you smells urrgh!
Sima Yi: Oh just shut up!
Ehhh... What the hell happen to Shu? Gosh... Sima Yi was entering to some story. When's the time he would stop bitching those fools? Awww... It was a New World anyways. Give him a chance...
He was special? I'm gay... No seriously I admit. hahaha!
It was a special chap. for a special day. None sense...
Badbye.