Stuck.:PART 1:

"NARUTO!You idiot!" BAM. the pink-haired medic-nin clobbered the said boys head.

"YOWCH,It aint my fault!" He yelled back.

"Yes it is!"

"nu-uh!"

"yu-huh!"

"nu-uh!"

"y-" "OHOHOHOHOoo.." Both stopped thier argueing.Naruto && Sakura looked to the side of the street to see an old chinese woman sitting behind a booth. Her eyes and sides of her mouth wrinkled as she continued chuckleing.

'what the-'

The old woman stopped her laughing but still held a big grin on her face. "whatre you laughing at obaa-san?"Naruto questioned.

"oh my, im sorry its just that you both argue like an old married couple. or rather two children.hoho."She laughed covering her mouth.

"WHAT,Married?Children?" Sakura asked unbelieving.

"Yah! Baa-san! i can understand us looking like a married couple," Naruto commented , while Sakura glared at him."But children?Were NINJAS!" Naruto said proudly,puffing his chest out.

"pffff..you DO act like a child Naruto."Sakura said crossing her arms.

"No i dont!"Naruto objected.

"Yes you do!"

"nu-uh!"

"yu-huh!"

The two began to argue again. The old woman had a small sparkle in her eyes. "hey, you two come here for a second will you?"the old woman beckoned them to her while waving her hand.

"nani?"Both stopped thier argueing,again.and turned to the old woman.

"Give me your hands. please."She ordered more then asked. The two ninjas gave her a suspicious look but did as they were told.They laid both their hands on the small booth. They watched with curiousity as the woman rummaged for something behind the top of the booth.Finding what she was looking for, she quickly grabbed both thier hands with great force and stuck something on both thier index fingers. "HEYY!"

They pulled both thier hands back away from her but when they pulled thier hands in different directions they felt a tug and were slammed back into each other.

"OW!"They both fell to the ground together.Sakura looked down to both thier hands to see a small tube-like cloth wrapped around both thier index fingers.

"whats going on?."Sakura stood up and started to pull her finger out of the tube frantically.But it wouldnt budge,them more she pulled the harder it squezed on her finger. 'no,no,no.'

She yanked her hand in all directions,left,right,in the air. She yanked her hand up and down dragging naruto with it. "ah! ah! Sakura-channnn!.sto-stop!" Naruto yelled dizzy.

"pant.pant.why,wont,this,come,OFF!"Sakura repeated throwing her hand, AND Naruto in the air.

Sakura jerked herself and Naruto toward the old woman."old woman! what is this!" Sakura yelled with Naruto laying on the ground beside her, with swirls in his eyes.

"ohohoho.my dear, that is an old chinese bond." She explained pointing to Sakura and Naruto's joined fingers. "annnnddd why wont it come off?" Sakura asked impatient.

"it will come off when you two learn to get along." The old woman smiled.

"when we what?" Sakura again began to wave her hand the air, trying to wiggle it off.

"pant.pant.Listen old woman, if you know whats good for you youll-" Sakura turned to where the woman once was to see nothing but an empty alley. O.o

"Wha-Whered she go?"Sakura turned to look in every direction, but found nothing.She turned to Naruto still on the ground beside her.She picked him up by his collar and shook him."Oiiii!Naruto get up!We have to find the old woman!"

As Sakura began to run in one direction she was tugged and forced back and fell on her rump."ow! what the hell Naruto! c'mon!"Sakura looked up at Naruto to see he was standing with his legs crossed and sweat rolling down his cheeks.

"whats wrong Naruto?" Sakura asked.

"uhmmmmmm.Sakura-c-chan.I have to uhm.gotothebathroom."Naruto blurted.

"Then go."Sakura said bluntly.Naruto pointed to thier joined hands.And her brows furrowed together.

"OH HELL NOOOOO!"

----to be contined---

SORRY!this is supposed to be a ONE page one-shot.But i got lazy cause its 10:00 at night.SOOO itll be a TWO-page one-shot.Got it?okay?GOOD.