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Now, we are about to enter the diary...

I think I lost consciousness, there is a big gap in my memory. The first thing I can remember of is that I woke up in a beautiful room. Everything was green and silver. Pale green walls and ceilings with silver borders, a darker green carpet with silver tassels and the the sheets and curtains were made of an amazing shimmery emerald fabric with silver lining and edges. Even the furniture was made of a grainy silver wood.

I'd never seen such grandeur in my life, not even in St Mungo's reserved suites for patients who paid thousands of galleons to heal in luxury (Mum had applied for a part-time job).

A house elf dressed in a green and silver uniform came in through a large door carrying a gorgeous emerald dress and two small green boxes tied with silver ribbon.

"Master requests your presence for lunch in an hour," she squeaked, "Would mistress like Saery to help mistress get ready?"

Only then did I realize that I was wearing a long green nightgown which was fabulous in itself, but was rather short and tight.

"Um, am I supposed to wear that dress?" I asked.

Saery stared at me with boggling eyes, "but of course! What else would mistress wear?"

My mumble of, "jeans?" was lost as Saery ushered me through a door into a bathroom, and I gasped. Everything was made of Green marble with silver specks. I wondered how 'master' had paid for all this.

There was a jacuzzi the size of a swimming pool with hundreds of slender, long and shiny silver taps. Subconsciously I noticed that the taps were in the shape of snakes, forked tongues and all.

We fell into silence, the only sound was that of running water. Out of curiosity more than anything else, I turned one of the many silver knobs. What happened next shocked me beyond anything else that I had experienced throughout my time in the diary.

The snake 'tap' hissed loudly and slithered into the water. Moments after it was completely submerged, the water started fizzing, turning blue and bubbles as big as Professor Flitwick floated towards the top, which made me think of- Ugh, let's not even go there.

Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'll update faster if you review! Next chapter... The Dinner!