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Little Demon
At the tower the guys have taken Raven to the infirmary. Cyborg is in the middle of running some tests on her to try to figure out what happened. Through it all she just lays on the exam table sleeping.
"Your wasting your time Cyborg we all know Jinx was behind this."
Robin looks over the test results Cyborg has so far. "For once I think Beast Boy is right."
"I've been right on more than one occasion."
"So what do we do-go find Jinx and make her reverse whatever she did to Raven?" Cyborg puts the scanning equipment up.
"Yeah like that will work-she'll just do the same thing to the rest of us."
"Now is not the time to be a smart-eleck B. B."
"Oh sure when I do it-it's being smart eleck--but Raven always gets away with it."
"When Raven does it-it's called sarcasm Beast Boy-there's a difference." Robin puts down the print outs he was looking over. "I doubt Jinx is going to show herself anytime soon but Beast Boy is right if we go after her we're only putting ourselves at risk. Right now we have to worry about taking care of Raven until Jinx shows herself."
Beast Boy leans back against the wall and crosses his arms across his chest. "Like I said before I'm not changing any diapers."
Robin glares at Beast Boy for a moment before turning to look at Cyborg. "Keep an eye on Raven. I'll get a disguise and go out to get diapers and whatever else we need to take care of her."
"What do you need a disguise for man?"
"There are plenty of villains out there that would try to kidnap Raven and use her against us if they found out. Aside from that just imagine what the press would say if they got word of any one of us shopping for baby supplies."
As soon as Robin leaves the room Cyborg and Beast Boy turn around to find Raven gone.
"Uh oh."
Cyborg begins to panic. "Where did she go?"
Beast Boy searches in the floor around the exam table. "Did she fall?"
Cyborg scans the room with his sensors. "Oh man I can't find Raven anywhere in here!"
"Dude she's a baby she was just here a second ago-she has to still be around here somewhere."
"Well she's not here now." Cyborg grabs Beast Boy and pulls him out of the room. "Come on Robin gave us a job to do-we've got find Raven before he gets back."
Cyborg and Beast Boy begin a frantic search for their now infant teammate.
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By the time Robin returns Cyborg and Beast Boy have their hands full with Raven-they can't turn their backs on her for a second or she disappears on them. They're watching her intently while Robin sorts through all the stuff he brought back. He separates out the bottles and formula from the diapers and second hand clothes, baby books, and a playpen he borrowed.
Cyborg picks up Raven and takes her over to Robin. "Do you think you got enough?"
"Let's hope so?"
"I thought you were going out in disguise."
"I did...I changed as soon as I got back."
"I guess we better get her dressed now."
Beast Boy looks through all the clothes as Robin and Cyborg focus on getting Raven diapered. "You should've gotten something in pink just to annoy her."
Robin picks up one of the outfits to dress Raven in. "She may be a baby now-but after what she did to you, I'm not that brave. There's no telling what will happen when she gets upset."
Beast Boy walks back over to the sofa and plops down. "I wish Starfire was here-she would be happy to take care of Raven until we get her back to normal."
Cyborg places the now diapered and dressed Raven in Beast Boy's arms. "We'll just have to do the best we can." Cyborg and Robin get to work setting up the playpen.
"Umm...guys I don't like the way she's looking at me. She looks like she's planning something."
"She's a baby B. B. how's she supposed to plan anything?"
"I'm telling you she's up to something."
Robin looks up from setting up the playpen. "You're just scared of her Beast Boy."
"You would be too if she were giving you that look." As soon as Robin and Cyborg have finished with the playpen Beast Boy lays Raven down in it. "There now please stop looking at me like that."
Baby Raven suddenly starts to cry as Beast Boy backs away.
"I told you she was up to something."
"I think you hurt her feelings Grass Stain."
Robin tries to calm Raven down but it isn't working-her crying is only getting worse and the more she cries the more things start to fly around the room. "Is something wrong with her Cyborg?"
Cyborg ducks when the remote flies past him as he scans Raven. "No she's totally healthy."
Beast Boy holds his hand over his ears. "Then what's wrong with her?"
Robin and Cyborg turn to the baby books and flipping through them frantically. Robin looks up from a book only briefly to address Beast Boy. "Try to calm her down."
"How am I supposed to do that?" Beast Boy sighs as he dives to the floor to avoid the toaster. An idea comes to him though-he turns into a kitten. When that doesn't work he turns into a puppy. Raven just starts to cry harder though. "It isn't working."
Suddenly Raven stops crying all the guys turn to see Silkie giving her a bottle.
Cyborg scratches the human half of his head. "Since when does Silkie know how to make bottles of formula?"
The guys watch as Raven finishes the bottle. As soon as she's done Silkie pushes over one of the baby books to a page on burping.
Cyborg backs away. "I don't want to hurt her…one of you guys better do it."
Robin looks over at Beast Boy. "I went out to get all the stuff."
Beast Boy studies the book for a minute. "At least it's not changing diapers." He picks up Raven and places her against his shoulder and begins patting her on the back. When Raven finally burps she spits up on him. "I told you she was up to something."
Raven falls asleep as Beast Boy lays her down in the playpen.
Cyborg turns to Robin. "Where did you get all that stuff this time of night?"
"I got what I could from the store-the rest I borrowed from an old friend."
"An old friend?"
"Bat girl she retired from crime fighting. She has a family now…they just moved here recently."1
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By the time the guys are ready to go to bed Raven wakes up and starts to cry again.
Beast Boy sniffs the air. "I'm not changing any diapers."
Between Robin and Cyborg they finally get Raven's diaper changed and get her redressed but she refuses to go back to sleep. They try to get her to take another bottle thinking that will make her sleep but she won't take it.
Finally Cyborg picks her up carries her around. He sings to her softly as Robin and Beast Boy stare at him. He finally looks up when he lays the now sleeping Raven down. "What?" Cyborg settles down on the sofa with Robin and Beast Boy.
To tired to go up to their rooms they fall asleep where they are.
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1. I have no idea what happened to Batgirl or even how old she is. I just made that up in this story to explain where Robin got all the stuff.
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