This is what happened in part 1:Harry and Ron were arguing about who Sirius is in love with and then they discovered it was Kreacher-the retarded old house elf. Then it turned out that Fred and George made Sirius drink some love potion. Harry decides to have his revenge by making some love potion-filled chocolates himself and make the twins fall in love with each other. But the story doesn't continue from the end of part 1. It continues from the part where Kreacher runs away from Sirius.
Siriusly in Love part 2
Kreacher ran down the old stairs as quickly as he could to get away from his crazy master. Unfortunately he tripped and fell on the floor.
Sirius:Oh, poor Kreacher, did you hurt yourself?
Kreacher:No! Go away! Retarded faggot! Traitor! Filthy dog!
Sirius seemed to ignore every bad word Kreacher said and sat down next to him(with a very worried look on his face).
Sirius:Are you sure you're alright? You could have broken your little leg!
Kreacher:Aah! Don't touch my leg!
Sirius:Let me put a bandage on it. It will heal quicker.
Remus was nearby and watched as Sirius gently placed a little pink bandage on a completely unharmed leg. He nearly choked on his apple(he luuurves apples).
Remus:How come you never had a bandage for me when I tripped and fell?
Sirius:Kreacher is very fragile. He needs extra love and care. Besides, you're a big strong man...wolf...wolf man...werewolf...human/wolf mixup...
Remus:Whatever you say...(mumbling something about Sirius, Kreacher and perverted love)
Sirius stood up and stared at his moustached friend.
Sirius:You've got something to say?
Remus:I...I thought what we had was special!
(The sound of falling dishes came from the kitchen)
Nympha...I mean Tonks ran into the room looking shocked!
Tonks:You and Sirius?
Remus:UDUUUUUUUUUUUUHH!
Sirius:Yeah! UDUUUUUUUHHHH! Are you as dumb as you are clumsy?
Tonks:But...I thought...you and...he...and...bloody hell!
Remus:What's it to you anyway? Oh, and I'm not gay! Bisexual actually.
Tonks:Really? Oh thank god!
Remus:What? Do you really think there could be something between us?
Tonks:Well...I thought...maybe it would be a nice surprise for the readers to find out that we love each other in the 6th book?
Sirius falls on the floor laughing like a lunatic. A truly brilliant crazy Gary Oldman moment!
Remus:What, in the name of my moustache, is the matter with you? Do you not think of the fan girls? The Sirius/Remus shippers?
Sirius:Woah! That ship is long gone! I'm with Kreacher now.
Kreacher:NOOOOOO!
Sirius:I love it when he screams like that! It makes me all hor...
Remus:Will you forget about that filthy little house elf?
Sirius:That's it! You, me! Outside! Duel nooooow!
Remus:I don't want to fight with you. You've been my friend for a long time and...
(Sirius bitch slaps Remus)
Remus:Oh no you didn't!
(Bitch slaps him back)
Tonks watches the two guys bitch slapping each other for 5 minutes straight.
Tonks:ENOUGH! This is what's going to happen-Sirius will live happily ever after with Kreacher and if Remus doesn't get with me I'm gonna purposely lose my abilities and become an anorexic emo!
Sirius:How romantic!
Remus:So?
Tonks:So? But but...anorexic emo!
Remus: (does a stupid farting sound with his mouth)
Tonks:Bastard! I'll show you!
Runs out of the room.
Sirius:Kreacher! Please! Listen to my poem!
Kreacher:NOOOOOOOO!
Sirius:Why won't my precious Kreacher love me? My preciooouuuus...
Remus:Knock it off, will you?
Sirius:At least somebody wants you.
Remus:Please! She has pink hair. And she can't even stand her first name. We're way to different. Besides, I hate clumsy people!
Sirius:I'd hate my first name too if I were her.
Remus:Why?
Sirius:Oh, Nympho!
Tonks: (back in the room) I TOLD YOU TO NEVER CALL ME THAT!
Sirius:Bwahahahhaaaa!
Remus:Do you think it's wise to love a werewolf, Nympha...Tonks?
Tonks:It doesn't matter to me!
Remus:But...I get cranky every time there's a full moon which is once every month so basically I'm kinda like a woman having her monthly. And if I don't drink a disgusting potion that almost nobody can make I'll turn into a starved Mexican dog which most people like to refer to as a werewolf. Then I run around and howl, not knowing who I am. I could eat Sirius and not even understand it. I could kill you while you sleep in your bed. I'll drag your bloody corpse around the house leaving bloodstains everywhere. I'll eat your liver first, then the kidneys and maybe even the hair, because it looks like cotton candy. Or if you're lucky enough to stay alive you'll be bitten anyway and will have the same condition as me. Isn't being a werewolf hot?
Tonks:...ok...I guess I never thought of it that way.
Remus:There, you see? You have to think hard about those things!
Sirius:Kreacher, baby, please come to me!
Kreacher:NOOOOO!
Sirius:His probably somewhere in a dark corner, snogging with my father's old trousers. Why can't he snog me?
Remus:You should try and be more romantic with him.
Sirius:Perhaps you're right...or maybe I should just go back to Azkaban. At least someone was desperate to kiss me there.
Remus:What?
Sirius:Just forget it! I'm not good enough for him! Whyyyy? I know! I cover myself up too much.
(rips up his shirt)
Sirius:There! This should do it!
Remus:I know what that did. It gave thousands of fangirls such a heavanly moment of joy that they all probably died of heart attacks.
Sirius:Oops...
(Severus comes into the room)
Severus:Sirius, my love, I've been looking all over for you!
Sirius:...!
Severus:Let me hold you in my arms! You look so...lonely and defenseless.
Sirius:Remus! It's coming closer!
(Harry and Ron run into the room with an almost empty box of chocolates)
Ron:Bloody hell!
Harry:He took the chocolates before Fred and George could find them! And he just had to look at a picture of Sirius!
Ron:I thought he didn't even like chocolate!
Remus:Chocolate?
(Grabs one from the box)
Harry:No!
Ron:Nooo!
Remus:Harry, Ron...I've never noticed it before, but...you are very handsome young boys!
Harry, Ron:AAAAAAAHHHH!