"What the" Sam muttered as the trio entered the school to see a GIANT sculpture of Lancer in his underwear. Her friends were just as dumbfounded. "I might never live this down" Danny said in an almost silent voice. But Tucker couldn't stop laughing and taking pics with his PDA. "GOOD MORNING CASPER HIGH!" said an all too familar voice; Jazz. "Why is she on the announcments?" As you know , this week is Cheese fry monday. I still don't know why it's called that. Anyway! This day is Happy Jumbo sculpture day! As you can see, there are many sculptures of Mr. Lancer. laughing In his underwear." A new voice comes on. "Yep, it's also 'Kick Mr. Lancer day! THe best kick gets ten bucks!" Mr. Lancer comes on. "Miss. Fenton, Mr. Palamino, GET OFF THE MICROPHONE!" more crashing and stuff was heard in the backround.

"That was wierd." "Tell me about it." THen they saw Tucker with 12 dozen pies. "What?" he asked in frankness. Sam's eyes widened. " Tucker, Danny, you better move." A really big boulder was coming their way. Tucker and Danny left but as Sam was quickly closing her locker, her shirt got caught on it. "SAM!" Danny screamed. Then in a really corny slow motion fashion, he went ghost and like, saved her and stuff. They landed safely on a moving truck on the beach. "Thanks." Sam said but then noticed something wierd. "Wait, why are we on a truck...on the beach?" Danny started laughing . "Danny, what's so funny?" He stopped. "I told the faculty that it would be cool if we went to the beach this week. I guess we are." "yeah." Sam looked at her watch. "What the...it's seven thirty!" "Wierd" a sunset started to fall. "As long as we're here.." they watched it go down. Soon, "Kiss the girl" started playing from the truck (The new one by Ashley Tisdale). Sam recognized the song immediatly. "Hey, I used to love The Little Mermaid. " "Yeah , you'd always talk about it and make Tuck and I watch it." "I thought Eric was so cute." She rolled over to face him. "You know, you look kinda like him but, " "WHat?" he starts moving closer. "You're way cuter." Again with the getting closer THey closed thier eyes and. Meanwhile, in the truck, DPhomegurl (That's me!) and her new friend, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering on the Brink of Insanity Past the Point of No Return Man Life Sucks. are eating hot dogs and stuff..."SO, wanna get a better angle of them flirt?" "Why not?" SO they got out of the girl to see them sooooooooo close to making out. "SWEET!" said The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering on the Brink of Insanity Past the Point of No Return Man Life Sucks. Then two hott guys come out of nowhere. "Hi ladies." I squeal. "Double sweet!"

so, you think this is the end? Well, it's not, so TAKE THAT !