Tony was on his bed in his cell, playing with that stupid tennis ball, that he some how found amusing. Earlier that day Kate had come to visit him, bringing cheery news.

"How've you been?" Kate asked tenderly.

"I'm in jail Kate, I'm not that flash," Tony said dully, lacking energy due to the lack of protein in prison food.

"We found Ellie's passport, it was a fake, and so we don't really know how old she is. This is good news, the Secret Service is going to drop the charges and you'll be out by the end of the week," Kate smiled.

When Tony didn't respond, she reassured him, "this is good news Tony, you're getting out of jail."

"Then what?" Tony asked quietly, "Things will go back to normal?"

"Which normal, normal with me or normal without me?"

"I don't know, which normal do you like best?" Tony asked with sadness obvious in his voice.

"I quit me job Tony, I'm coming back to work at NCIS and it'll be like old times," Kate smiled as a single tear fell down her cheek.

Tony wished he could wipe it away, but an inch of glass was between them.

Kate left and Tony returned to his cell with a smile on his face, Kate was coming back.

As Tony threw the tennis ball at the ball a guard tapped on Tony's cell wall, "open 3145."

Tony stood up, as the guard told him, "Your wife is here to see you."

Tony smiled as the guard led him from his cell intone of the little talking rooms, with an inch of glass between him and his visitors. Tony smiled, since when had Kate started calling herself Mrs DiNozzo again?

"Your wife is very hot," the guard smiled evilly, "bit young for you though."

Tony was a bit confused; Kate was only three years younger then he was.

Tony walked around into the booth expecting to see Kate but instead it was Elle, with a young guy standing behind her in the background.

Tony picked up the phone, he could tell Elle wasn't scared in fact she looked if possible happy, "you weren't kidnapped were you?"

"Oh course I was, the presidents daughter assaulted by government agents then kidnapped by terrorists, catchy headline, even better then 'woman and two children missing husband screams terrorists.'"

Tony had tears in his eyes, "what do you know about that?"

"Nothing, well maybe a little. I believe the same people kidnapped me, that kidnapped your wife and darling children," she faked wiping a tear away.

"Don't you talk about my children," Tony threatened, as he saw the young man in the back snigger.

Ellie hissed something in Arabic and he stopped laughing, "no that's where you are wrong. Martin was the result of a passionate affair between a government agent and an alleged terrorist. But yes Alex is your child, she has your eyes and fiery personality."

"You've seen them?" Tony asked with hope twinkling in his wet eyes.

"Oh yes, we were both kidnapped and held in the same cell," she joked.

"I'm serious," Tony said slapping his hand down on the table.

"No need to get angry, I make sure they get the proper care they need, you could say that they're my little pet-projects," Ellie smiled.

"If you hurt them," Tony threatened, but Ellie cut in, "you'll what? Break out of jail and hunt us down? I have a lot of protection Tony, don't you see that? I've have dozens of passports, social security numbers, drivers licenses as do your precious so-called children and even my friend here," Ellie nodded towards Jason behind her, who smiled.

"Why are you here?" Tony asked.

"It's simple, my partner want's your office destroyed, Jethro in particular. So we found out your weaknesses, Gibbs' is his staff, yours is beautiful women and family, Tim's is to feel important, Abby's is to feel normal and the directors is Gibbs. We attacked yours and the chain reaction resulted in the destruction of your agency. You realise it took the Secret Service, the best in the world, three days to figure out my passport was a fake, NCIS couldn't even do that."

"What did you do with Martin and Alex?"

"Wow you really do care about them. Martin was easy to manipulate, he's very attached to his father," Ellie told Tony in ope of provoking him more, "I'm his father," Tony yelled.

Ellie smiled before continuing, "Alex on the other hand, was much more clever. After Kate was released she escaped and it took us several hours to find her, after that she realised she was dependant on us."

Tony had tears falling down his cheek, his daughter had tried to return to her mummy and daddy.

Ellie looked at her feet and picked up a small brunette child of around four years old, "hey Martin, can mummy have a hug?"

The small child gave her a big hug around her neck.

"I love you mummy," he said, because his head was near Ellie's ear Tony heard it in the phone.

Ellie gestured Jason to come over to her, "you go with Jason and we'll go visit aunty DaVid."

Jason picked up Martin of Ellie's lap and put him on his shoulders, Martin smiled and laughed.

His two hands holding his head up, but no matter how hard he tried he couldn't stop crying, his own children didn't recognise him.

Just to rub salt in the wound, Alexandra crawled out from under the table and stood up. She had grown up so much in one year, she would be three now, there was a big difference between two and three. Tony was just lucky that she didn't die when she went missing for several hours, she was still so small.

Ellie stood up and picked up Alex, with the phone on her ear still Tony head Alex ask, "where's daddy?"

"Who's daddy?" Tony asked having to know, dreading the answer.

"That would be my husband, Haswari, DaVid's half brother," Elle informed him.

"You're married?" Tony asked a bit surprised, Ellie didn't seem like the marriage type.

"I have been for year," Ellie told him with a cheery grin on her face, she showed him her ring with a very nice sized rock.

"They'll figure it out when they're older," Tony pointed out, " the kids I mean, you would have been twelve when you had Martin."

"Not if they're anything like you, I killed Leo and you couldn't even figure that out, weren't you ever taught first witness, first suspect," she gestured for Jason to take Alex as well; he did and stood at the back again.

"Actually I would have only been eleven when I had Martin," she whispered into the phone, before she hung it up. Tony was disgusted, she was only fifteen and this was the life she had chosen, not only that he felt like a paedophile.

Ellie walked over and took Alex back, sitting her on her hip and holding her with one arm. With the other she grabbed the collar of Jason's shirt and kissed his neck repeatedly.

They went to leave, the guard who checked them for drugs and weapons, "that was a bit harsh."

"What can I say, the divorce is going to be messy and now I'm single," she winked at the guard, who ignored Tony's yells from behind, "they're terrorist and they're kidnapping my children."

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Poor Tony, I feel like a bitch doing this, but things don't always go to plan! At least he's getting out of jail!

One more chapter to go!