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Recap of Chapter 3: Ginny's been a very busy girl , Pansy is a stalker and has a moustache.
(End of chapter 3)
Pansy glared daggers at Hermione and Hermione only smiled back.
To get off of the subject of her new growth, she decided to continue the game.
"Potter, truth, dare or double dare?"
Chapter 4
"Dare"
"I dare you to serenade the person of my choice. You also have to dance to the song and I'll supply the music." As she said this, she took out her wand and with a flick of her wrist muttered a spell directed at Harry.
"By the way, the 'lucky person' is Draco."
"Me?"
"Revenge is sweet. Isn't that right, Draco, darling?" she replied with a smirk on her face. It would've looked maniacal but with the moustache, it looked comical.
As Malfoy was about to make a sarcastic retort, music started playing and Harry stood up and walked over to Draco.
I'm
too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave
me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy
it hurts
Harry took off his shirt and Ginny looked him up and down in appreciation. 'Quidditch practiced did him well,' she thought as she looked at his abs.
And
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm
disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my
little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk
yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
Harry really started getting into the song and was gyrating his hips and thrusting his pelvis around the disgusted Malfoy. As Harry did this, Ron tried to put his hands in front of his little sister's eyes but Ginny swatted his hands away impatiently and continued staring at her childhood crush.
I'm
too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm
too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about
that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little
turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I
shake my little touche on the catwalk
As he ran his hands all over his body, Ginny bit her lip and tilted her head to get a better look at Harry. She spent the next few moments admiring the view. By the time she started paying attention to the song, Harry was almost done singing.
And I'm too sexy for this song
As he finished singing, he embraced Draco in a bone crushing hug. No matter how much Draco struggled to free himself from Harry's tight grip, he wasn't able to break free. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity to Draco, Harry abruptly let go. The spell seemed to have been lifted. He put back on his shirt, much to Ginny's disappointment, and returned to his seat.
Harry looked at the horrified look plastered on Malfoy's face. 'Why not kick him when he's down?' he thought.
"Malfoy. Truth, dare or double dare?"
"Since the all mighty Potter can pick dare, so can I."
"Okay. I dare you to drink the potion of my choice."
Draco was a little nervous but put on a brave face. Harry stood and went into the potions storeroom and chose a lavender colored potion. He handed the vial to Draco and watched as Draco held his nose and drank the potion. Suddenly, there was a puff of smoke surrounding Draco. After the smoke cleared, in Draco's place sat a ferret that looked exactly like the one he was transformed into in his 4th year.
"Harry, what did that potion do?" asked Ginny.
"The potion transforms the drinker into the creature they fear the most."
"Malfoy's afraid of ferrets?" As Ron said this, 'Malferret' angrily squeaked at him. Harry conjured a hamster wheel and put 'Malferret' on the wheel to start running.
"I know the boy who is afraid of spiders isn't laughing," Hermione exclaimed. Her statement shut Ron but Harry, Hermione, Ginny and Pansy continued laughing for a good five minutes.
Pansy glanced at the timer. "We only have 1 hour and 30 minutes left!" she exclaimed. Everyone looked happy while Malfoy squeaked and hopped off of his wheel.
"When is the potion going to wear off?" asked Ginny.
Harry was about to answer when another puff of smoke came out of nowhere. Once the smoke cleared, the human form of Draco Malfoy was seen lying on the floor.
"Potter, you are going to pay," said Draco while getting up and scowling. Everyone looked skeptical and scoffed at his threat.
"She-Weasel. Truth, dare, or double dare?"
Ginny looked at Malfoy suspiciously but decided to pick double dare.
"Just the choice I wanted you to pick," he said, "Since double dare involves 2 people, I dare you to kiss Scarhead. Not just a peck on the lips either. I'm talking about snogging for 5 minutes and it WILL be timed."
"Oy Malfoy! That's my sister!" Ron shouted while looking like he wanted to strangle Draco with his bear hands.
Draco only smiled and looked like Christmas had just come early.
"You can take the consequences if you want," he started but was interrupted by Ginny.
"No. I'll do it, but only if Harry wants to."
Ginny looked hopefully over at Harry as she said this and he looked nervously at Ron. Looks were exchanged between the best friends and Ron grudgingly nodded.
Harry and Ginny went over to the corner of the room, away from the group, and stared at each other.
"Are you going to stand there all day?" asked Malfoy.
Since it was Ginny's dare, she initiated the kiss. At first, Harry stood still but then he started responding to her advances. Because they were still going at it 5 minutes later, they failed to hear Ron clearing his throat in an effort to get their attention.
"Break it up over there," said Ron.
Harry and Ginny reluctantly pulled apart and Pansy stared wide-eyed wondering how they kissed for that long without coming up for air.
Hermione looked pleased because she knew for a fact that Ginny wasn't over Harry and she had a hunch that he might feel more than brotherly feelings towards the female Weasley.
"Well, I guess they enjoyed themselves," teased Hermione.
Ginny and Harry blushed while Malfoy looked mad at how his 'revenge' turned out. 'Drats, foiled again,' he thought.
Ginny and Harry were now avoiding eye contact with each other. Seeing that 1 hour and 18 minutes remained, Ginny decided to choose her next target.
"Ron. Truth, dare or double dare?"
"Dare," he said confidently.
"I dare you to let me give you a makeover"
Ron's confident air suddenly vanished. He looked like he wanted to back out because he knew what Ginny was capable of but he didn't want to seem weak in front of Hermione.
"Bloody hell! Fine, I'll go along with it!"
Ginny decided to do the transformation in private and unveil the finished product to everyone. She led Ron to the storage room and took her wand with her.
About 10 minutes later, Ginny emerged from the room.
"I present to you, Mr. Ronald Weasley," she said with a barely concealed grin.
Ron wouldn't come out of the room so she had to literally drag him out. She nudged him and he stumbled toward the group.
Ron now had wavy, medium length red hair with blond highlights. He was wearing light red eye shadow and a maroon dress, but still had shorts on underneath. At the sight of Ron, everyone else began laughing.
"Maroon definitely isn't you color, Weasley," Malfoy drawled.
Pansy gave Malfoy a loving pat on the back for his funny comment, even though she knew he didn't like her. Draco glared at her but soon started laughing again when he saw more hair forming on her face. Pansy thought he was starting to like her but after he handed her the mirror she conjured earlier, she realized he was laughing at her new unibrow. Seeing the new hairy addition on her face, everyone laughed even harder.
Ron finally sat back in his seat and got as comfortable as he could in the outfit he was wearing.
"Parkinson. Truth, dare or double dare?"
"Truth"
"Why did you agree to play the game so quickly?"
Everyone, including Malfoy, looked curious and waited for Pansy's response. She didn't want to say but the Veraserum started working.
"I decided to play because I was hoping to find out the Gryffindor's secrets and use the information to humiliate them."
As soon as Pansy said that, she looked a little weary because she knew what kind of harm the Gryffindors could do. Malfoy looked a bit mad because he hadn't thought of that before. Ron, Ginny and Harry now looked nervous. Hermione, on the other hand, had a smug expression on her face.
"You can't," she stated.
"Why not?" Pansy replied while raising her unibrow.
"When I put the spell on the door before we started, I also cast a spell that will only allow the six of us to talk about what happened in the room to each other and no one use can hear what we're talking about."
"That's some complex magic!" Ginny exclaimed.
Ron and Harry agreed while the Slytherins looked like a gift had been dangled in from of their faces but then snatched away.
"Granger. Truth, dare or double dare?"
Hermione looked a little weary but decided to be a Gryffindor and choose 'dare'.
"Drink that potion," she said while pointing at a blue-colored potion. Hermione drank the potion and everyone waited to see if she would transform into something like Malfoy had.
All of a sudden, Hermione had a confident look in her eyes. She walked over to Ron and kissed him. He was so shocked that he just stood there while she kissed him for about 10 seconds. Her eyes snapped open and as she slowly backed away, she blushed.
"What did that potion do?" Harry asked.
"The potion makes you act on your deepest desire," Pansy replied. When everyone gave her a look, she added, "I read it in a book."
"No. I think you're mistaken. That definitely isn't my deepest desire," Hermione said while sitting down.
Ron tried to comfort her by saying, "Well at least I didn't kiss you back." Everyone gave him a look because they knew he stuck his foot in his mouth. Ron was oblivious to the looks he was getting and started fixing his dress.
"Actually, Ron, I think you're wrong," Ginny stated.
"What are you talking about Gin?"
"When you said you didn't kiss her back," she replied, "Everyone knows that any kiss longer than 3 seconds is automatically mutual."
Ron just stared at his sister while Hermione looked mortified. To get the spotlight off of her, Hermione said, "Harry. Truth, dare or double dare?"
"Truth"
"What are your feelings for Ginny?"
A/N: The song that Harry sang was "I'm too sexy" by Right said Fred. I hope you all liked this chapter. I can't believe I reached 50 reviews! Thank you all so much for reviewing. Maybe by the time I reach the end I'll have 75+ reviews (hint hint). I think the next chapter will be the last chapter (I'm 90 sure) and I'm sorry but you'll have to wait about 3 weeks until the next chapter because I'm going on vacation to Florida and won't have my computer.
