Okay this took a little longer then I thought to write but it's here.
Hope you like it.
Disclaimer:I Don't own Naruto.
After getting all the dogs, Naruto, and Iruka back in the house Kakashi plopped down on a couch and watched Iruka scold Naruto in japanese. Little did they know, Kakashi knew exactly what they were saying. He was fluent in quite a few different languages.
"What were you thinking hopping the wall? Those dogs could have killed you, not to mention that's illegal, it's called breaking and entering." Iruka yelled.
Naruto huffed and crossed his arms. "I didn't know there was gonna be dogs and I didn't break nothing."
Iruka also crossed his arms. "That still doesn't mean you can go and trespass on other people's property. You want to go to jail, he could call the cops."
"I wouldn't do that." Kakashi said quietly in english.
Iruka turned to where Kakashi sat on a couch idly scratching behind one of the bigger dog's ear. "You speak Japanese?"
Kakashi dropped his head to the side a bit, as if examining Iruka from a different angle, but didn't say anything.
"You're such a sparkling conversationalist." Iruka muttered and dropped down on the couch across from Kakashi.
Naruto watched both the teens, the silver haired one was staring at the dog, while Iruka was staring at at the silver haired one.
So silver here is the one Iruka-nii is working with. Wonder if he has any food? I'll have to find out his name if I'm gonna ask him for food, can't just call him silver. Mabey he has ramen. Mmm ramen. Naruto thought.
He walked up to kakashi and stuck his hand out. "I'm Naruto." He said proudly.
Kakashi was just contemplating whether or not he should give Shanks a bath when a hand was shoved into his face. Kakashi looked at the hand, then at the face that looked so much like a young Arashi. He grabbed the hand lightly. "Kakashi."
Naruto grinned. "Well now that we know each other, I'm hungary, do you have any ramen." He mustered up the cutest puppy dog look and dug his toe into the floor for added effect.
Iruka smacked his head.
Kakashi almost wanted to laugh, almost. "Nothing edible here kiddo." He said.
Naruto crumpled to the floor and let out a few pitiful moans.
"You make it seem like I never feed you." Iruka growled.
Naruto stopped, looked at Iruka, and in a perfectly nuetral tone said, "I'm a growing boy." Then went back to moaning.
The dogs started barking again, causing Naruto to jump up in the air and hide behind Iruka. Just as suddenly as they'd started they stopped and went back to whatever they were doing. Kakashi sighed and sunk back into the couch, he knew what terrible force was coming. It was inevitable, he was what? Three months overdue for the visit now?
"Was that a cat?" Iruka asked. The sound of a car could be heard. "I think someone's here."
Kakashi sunk further back into the couch, there was nowhere to run.
Iruka got up to look out the window. "Yup someone's here, someone in a red sports car."
Kakashi tried to sink further into the couch but alas one could only move through a solid object so far. There was nowhere to hide.
The front door slammed open and in walked a man dressed in a suit, medium length white hair pulled back into a pony tail, and a small package in one hand. "Sorry I'm three months late Kakashi, but things came up you know?" He turned to Kakashi, who had stopped trying to become one with the couch, and opened his mouth to say something. He closed it the second he saw Naruto. "Holy shit it's Arashi reincarnate!" he yelled.
"I know it's hard, but don't be stupid Jiraiya." Kakashi walked over to the man and pulled the package from his hand.
Jiraiya snatched the package back. "Hey if you're gonna insult me, you can't have it. Besides, you've gotta admit he looks like a little Arashi."
Kakashi grunted and sat back down.
"Now don't go lazy on me you still gotta go get the bags from the car, I bought you groceries." Jiraiya tossed the package at Kakashi. "Here your birthday present. Late but here."
Kakashi began to carefully open the wrappings, even though he already knew what it was. After a few moments a small orange book titled 'Make Out Paradise' was revealed. Kakashi glared at Jiraiya. Not that it was a bad book, he had already read it.
"I told you I'd get you a copy when you turned eighteen." Jiraiya grinned at him, unaware that it had already been read, then turned to Iruka. "What's your name kid?"
"Iruka." He offered the man his hand.
Jiraiya shook the hand "Pleased to meet you, I am the great author Jiraiya! Though I'm sure a kid like you has never heard of me, are you eighteen yet?"
Iruka shook his head no.
"Well once you are, you give me a call, okay?" He handed the boy his card.
Jiraiya turned back to Kakashi just in time to see him hand the book to Shanks, who then ran off upstairs with it. "Hey, brat you can't give a dog fine literature like that. I should kick your sorry ass for that. And after I bought you groceries too."
Iruka looked around. "Hey, where'd Naruto go?"
"Hmm, where did the little clone go?" Jiraiya glanced out the window to see the boy hop out of his car. "Hey!"
When they all got outside Naruto was dancing around a small pile of instant ramen.
"Naruto." Iruka growled.
"You know I didn't buy that for you." Jiraiya said.
Kakashi remained silent, the list of similarities between Naruto and Arashi was steadily growing.
When he heard what Jiraiya said, Naruto instantly pounced on the ramen and clutched it to his chest like it was his last lifeline.
"He can have it." Kakashi said.
Naruto started dancing again.
"Well then he's gonna have to work for it, Naruto right? Carry those groceries into the kitchen then you can have the ramen." Jiraiya said.
"Yes sir!" Naruto saluted and pulled two of the four bags out of the car and ran inside with them.
Iruka picked up the ramen walked after him.
Jiraiya turned to Kakashi "So what are they doing here?"
"School." Kakashi turned around and started walking to the house as Naruto came back out for the last two bags.
Jiraiya followed behind him "You're talking in front of them." Naruto ran past them and into the house. "You usually only talk to me or Tsunade, and that's only if nobody else is around. Even then it's pretty rare."
Kakashi said nothing as he entered the house.
"Fine then I'll just make my own assumptions." He poked Kakashi in the back.
Kakashi was about to turn around and smack the annoying man when Iruka ran up to them. "Um Something's wrong with the pregnant dog." He was on the verge of panicking.
Iruka led them back to the kitchen. On the floor in front of the dishwasher was Neko, panting heavily and whimpering slightly. Naruto was sitting cross-legged next to her, petting her head.
"Is she dying?" He asked.
Jiraiya was also on the verge of panicking. "Great hell she's going into labor, why'd she have to do it while I was here, Oh My Guh…"
Kakashi elbowed him in the gut. "Take her upstairs to the study Jiraiya." He ordered.
"Why do I have to do it?" He whined but the murderous look on Kakashi's face told him exactly why he had to do it. So gentely, he picked her up and slowly and carefully he made his way to the stairs with Naruto trailing behind him.
"Iruka, could you get some towels? There should be some on top of the dryer." Kakashi pointed off down the hall. "Last door on your right."
Iruka nodded and started off towards the laundrey room.
That left Kakashi to the final task. Calling Tsunade. He picked the phone up off of the counter and dailed the memorized numbers.
"Hello?" An unformiliar female voice answered. "Hello?… Is this Kakashi? Um if it is, hang on, let me get Tsunade." Good thing he didn't hang up after the first unformiliar hello.
"Kakashi? That you?" It was Tsunade.
"Yes" He answered. "Neko's in labor."
"We'll be right over." With that she hung up.
We? Where'd this 'we' come from? He thought.
Iruka came back with an armload of towels. Kakashi took half and started for the stairs with Iruka right behind him.
When they got to the study, it was an interesting sight to behold. Naruto crying his eyes out while petting Neko, and Jiraiya fanning her with a stack of papers, Neko looked to her master as if to say 'What the hell are these freaks doing?'
Kakashi probaly would have laughed if one of his dog's health weren't at risk. Instead he kicked a stray chew toy at Jiraiya's head. "Tsunade's on her way." He informed him.
Jiraiya rubbed his head. "What'd you go and call that hag for?"
Kakashi glared. "Do you have medical training?" he dropped the towels on the floor and knelt next to his dog to pet her gentely.
Iruka set the towels down next to the ones Kakashi had dropped. "Naruto why are you crying, she's not going to die."
Naruto sniffled and rubbed his nose. "He said she would." He pointed to Jiraiya.
Jiraiya looked affronted. "I did no such thing, I mearly said that sometimes there can be complications during pregnancy."
Kakashi rolled his eyes.
"He's eight! He doesn't understand these things." Iruka wrapped his arm around his little brother to comfort him. "Neko will be alright." He looked over to Kakashi, obviously the silver haired boy only had a basic idea of what to do. So all they could do now was wait for this Tsunade person to arrive.
A/N
Jiraiya and Tsunade make sure Kakashi is taking care of himself, so they check in on him from time to time. he talks to them but never more then he absolutly has to and only because Tsunade would kick his ass if he didn't. They don't know exactly what happened to Arashi, Obito, and Kei, because Kakashi refused to talk about it.
Okay honestly I have no idea what dogs do when they go into labor, I've only seen cats. I do know you could probaly leave them alone to pop out the babys on their own and they'd be just fine but I wanted to put Tsunade in the next chapter.
The only name of Kakashi's dogs that we know for sure is Pakkun so I made up my own names for the rest of them.
Neko
Shanks
Jagin
Ira
Brux
Kiko
Khaos
Neko and Kiko are the only girls, Kiko's fixed. Khaos is my cat's name. (Sssh don't tell her, she's insanely jealous, and she has sharp little claws.)
There was probaly more I wanted to say but I can't remember right now.
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