Why tears are welling in Irauka's eyes? How could I...I didn't mean to...I swear...

"You want to kill me...Kakashi, can't you see? You're destroying me!" he tells me in desperation. I didn't mean to do that! I wouldn't have done it if only I was a little more considerate.

"I'm sorry, Iruka...I didn't think about it...I'm an idiot..." what else could I tell him? Besides, it's true...I'm an idiot. I always end up with him crying because of me. Always. And I hate seeing him in tears, clutching the hand I just stomped on.

"Watch your step, jerk!"

Oh well. It's better if I disappear, or else I'll have to hear the complaint of those three . I leave with a very angry Iruka behind me. He is still yelling something. Man, today I'm really early.

The time I should meet with my student was six, so I did wake up early. At six thirty. Then you know, time flys when you read Icha icha paradise...and now is a quarter past eight. I have to hurry up, I have to...wait...I didn't have breakfast. I don't feel like having breakfast alone, like a cactus in the middle of a garden. Yes, the feeling is just that. I look around...who's there? Why did I leave Iruka on the floor yelling after me? I could have kept him as a food mate. His scar is really sociable...

"Anko, do you mind keeping me company for breakfast?" I ask to the hot chick you all know. As she can't read my mind, she accepts. She orders dango. How round are dangos...just like clocks. Hey...what time is it? Five to nine? I ask Anko. It's nine o'clock. Early. I have plenty of time...

I finish my breakfast. Anko, as usual, treated me a little coldly. I get up and head towards the meeting point. I walk slowly, because time is infinite, there has been time, there is time, there will be time...Oh fuck! I have to hide. I have to find a hiding place, an anti atomic shelter...

"KAKASHI! I CHALLENGE YOU!" yells my very idiot rival, followed by his pupils. Just kill me. If I had woken up later, I wouldn't have met him (seen? I can write if clauses too!). There, the danger of waking up early. Gai utters one of his looongest speeches about youth and he challenges me, telling Lee to follow carefully the match. It's up to me to decide the competition this time. I have to choose something easy, because this morning I really can't concentrate. Why did I have to meet him? While I am busy choosing, I look at him. He's dancing in the name of some great, young, almighty god.

I challenge him to a match of "who pees farthest". As a matter of fact, I had to go to the toilet. His pupil decides to train by herself, and Hyuga follows her. Lee instead stays, as he wouldn't lose one of his sensei's challenges if his life depended on it. The fantastic match starts. Gai said that if he loses he will do a million push-ups. Well, if he wants...

I lost. No biggie, but I'm a little sorry. But I think Gai is even sorrier, because he really wanted to do that million push-ups.

It's a quarter past nine. I finelly arrived. They are all very happy to see me. Sasuke has a loving look in his eyes. I understand that he would really like to cry and to praise me for my heavenly gift of being always on time. I'm sure I will always be his idol. He even has a crush on me...well, that's not a matter of fact, I just think he does. Naruto would like to jump on me and hug me tightly, telling me I'm his hero. Sakura loves me. Her look lets me know the slight nervouseness of a young woman who waits for the man she loves. I have a team who adores me. But they are so shy, and they pretend to be yelling at me because I'm late...I would happily accept their shows of affection...

Kakashi's morning (the REAL one, I mean)

Kakashi has to meet Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura at six o'clock. He wakes up at six thirty. Iruka is on the floor, staring at some point in the horizon. Kakashi doesn't even notice him and he stomps on his hand. He comes to his senses because Iruka is yelling, and Kakashi just listens to Iruka's angry ranting. There were definetly no tears welling in Iruka's eyes. Then he has breakfast with Anko. Once he is done he meets Gai and his team. He gets challenged, he loses and he goes to his pupils, that would rellly like to carve Kakashi's eyeballs out of their sockets.

So, I'm back with some more stuff. There are still a hell of a lot of characters to go so stay tuuuuuuned!

Ciao!