Okay, see, like, this is how it was. Ya follow me? Good, cause it was like, BAM! And my brother disappeared. See? And seeing as how he was, like, my only living relative, I thought, hey, maybe I should go look for him. And ya know, after looking for him for a while I track him down to this place called Himuro mansion. And it's like, woah, cool, haunted place. And everything's fine and dandy, but then, BAM, it happens.
See, there were like these ghosts there. Follow me? Yeah. Well, these ghosts, they weren't too happy with me, for some reason. I dunno. I was hearing that the top lady was screwing with my bro, and I was gona go take him away, so maybe that all has something to do with it.
Anyways, see, they didn't like me. And the first couple were cool and all, but then I became to meet up with some nasty ones.
First there was this dude. With really long arms. And some really tacky overalls. Man, he was like, dude. Totally out of it. And I was like, dude, really, get some better threads and shit. And he was like, dude, I wanna feel your chest. So, he like runs up to be and starts feeling up my chest!
Well, ya know, I couldn't put up with this. 'Cause no girl's gona let herself be molested by no ghost, ya know? Ya with me? Yeah, okay. So I like, whip out my camera and was all like, dude, you leave my chest alone or I'll photo you. And he didn't pay me any attention, so BAM! I shot him.
So yeah, I was all fine with that and shit, and I'm running down these hallways, and I get outside. And it's like cold, dude! But whatever. I'm running outside, and I think, hey, maybe there's something in this room. So I go into this room, and I see this little girl in the corner, and I yell at her, Little girl, come out or I'll photo you, and she doesn't move, so BAM! I get this picture of her.
Okay, so like, when I'm done with that, this cabinet behind me opens up. Follow me here? Good. Anyways, this cabinet opens up and this little girl comes crawling out. And what do you think she does, but starts biting my knee! I was like, DUDE, GET OFF MY LEG! and she was like, no, I like your leg, and I was like, dude, I'll photo you, and she just goes on biting, so I snap a picture of her and she dies!
I'm kinda getting disturbed at this point, what with all these rude and pervy ghosts goin all around here. And it's like, not cool. Follow me here? Good. So I leave the room, kinda unhappy, and I'm walking on this porch trying to like, get out into the yard, when like, this lady drops down. And I'm like, lady lady, are you all right? And then she's like, Byyaaaaah… and she gets up and her heads all twisted and shit. So I'm not sure what to do, and I threaten to photo her, but when I try to nothing happens!
By this point, I was all like, dude, this ain't cool, and panicky and shit like that. So I just kinda stood there, not sure what to do, when she turns around and starts biting my chest! So I kinda had like enough of that, and I just ran from the mansion. Never went back there again. And I'm not really sure what ever happened to my brother, follow me here?