This is an Omake that I decided to do just for fun. I was reading ´´Infinite Crisis´´ this week, and while is still holds up after many years, still has many flaws. I don't know if is still canon or not in the current post Doomsday Clock timeline.

Anyway, the thing I wanted to do is…what if the Straw Hats were doing the battle in Metropolis and Usopp was the one to deal with Alexander Luthor? I know is random and makes no sense, but I thought it would be awesome. Come on, just for a good time. Just sit back and enjoy.

At Metropolis

Usopp was at the moment tying up Dr Sivana. The mad scientist tried to attack the Shazam Family, but thanks to his Green Pop he was able to stop him. Right now, the whole Straw Hat crew was battling out all the enemies that the heroes have, meanwhile Luffy and two other Superman's were fighting a psychotic Superboy who was going on rampage. While the captain was busy with the bigger monster, Usopp was fighting the small ones.

''You shall regret the day that you capture the great Dr Sivana. I shall kill your family and do experiments with…'' Said Sivana doing his rambling, but not before Usopp punches him.

POW

''Shut up. We are in hell, and I don't wanna hear any more word coming out of your mouth.'' Said Usopp.

The sniper put the mad scient on a police car and lock him inside (but he open the window so he could breath. This war was crazy, he couldn't stop for a second because 100 more things happen at any minute.

''Oh man. I was in for battling supervillains here, but this is crazy.'' Said Usopp preparing his weapon.

The Straw Hat sniper was looking around to see if there was somebody for him to shoot at the moment, but at this time his thoughts were gone when somebody called him.

''Well, if isn't one of the Straw Hats. Perfect.'' Said a mysterious voice.

''Uh?" Asked Usopp confused.

Before Usopp could do anything, this person jumped and started to choke him. The culprit, was a young man with red hair and wearing a golden armor. This person was the puppet master for all this hell hole and carnage, Alexander Luthor. The son of Lex Luthor from another universe.

''ARGH!'' Scream Usopp in pain.

''You dumb pirates! You all have to go and help other people! If you were like any regular pirate, this won't be happening.'' Said Alexander.

''You…'' Said Usopp with a lack of air.

Usopp remember dealing with this guy when the crew saw his tower in the arctic. This man was willing to kill thousands of worlds, kill an infinite amount of people, including destroying his world in order to find his so called ´´perfect world´´.

''We are not so different Usopp. You lived a life of lies in order to survive in your youth, I lied to Superman, Lois and Superboy prime in order for my plan to work. It hurts of course, but I did it for the sake of humanity and all life on the universe. I am doing all this to make sure to compensate for everything I lost!'' Said Alexander all crazy.

''You are…a monster.'' Said Usopp with a lack of air.

''What are you saying? I can't comprehend.'' Said Alexander all cold.

Usopp was trying to fight back, but Luthor armor was making impossible to push him out. Usopp was starting to lose conscience.

''No...'' Said Usopp all sad.

''don't worry about Kaya, Merry and those brats from your island. Once I am find your Earth I will kill them so they can join you. How is that for the epic conclusion of your tale, great captain Usopp?" Asked Alexander.

Usopp had enough of this psychopath. Acting like a god, destroying Earth left and right and threating to kill everyone that stand on his way, he said that this was for the greater good, but this guy is just like CP9 agents, only on a more cosmic level. Almost out of breath, Usopp reach something that was big enough for his hand and tried to say something to Alex.

''Sss..hhuu…t. ppp'' Said him all purple.

''What is that? I can't make what are you saying.'' Said Alex.

''Shut up!'' Scream Usopp hitting Alex in the face and hard.

POW

Alexander Luthor fall back to the rumble, but he was going to attack the sniper right away.

''You got yourself a few seconds to life, but don't think…'' Said Alex ready to attack but he was soon frozen upon hearing a gun.

CLANK

''Huh!'' Asked Alex in shock. Seeing Usopp holding one Vigilante gun.

''Shut up! You bastard, shut the hell up!'' Scream the sniper.

Usopp was now in tears with all this. He had enough with this monster, he was by far the worst person he ever seen in his life. Yes, Kaido, Doflamingo, Cesar and the rest of maniacal pirates were monsters, but this man literally killed trillions just to fulfill his selfish desire.

''Wait Usopp. Don't do this. I can be of use! Just take me to your crew and I can help you out with finding the One…'' Scream Luthor in desperation, but Usopp had enough of this.

''Don't lie to me! Stop! I had enough with your lies! You helped killed the people that raised you like a son, turn your best friend into a maniacal psychopath, you caused the death of so many and now you beg for mercy!'' Scream Usopp.

Usopp lay the gun right to Alex forehead, like he was about to shoot him right there.

''I shall end you right now bastard!"' Scream Usopp

Alexander was now crying in fear, as Usopp was ready to pull the trigger, when suddenly.

''Usopp!'' Scream Nami.

The Sniper turn around as he recognized Nami voice. He saw her alongside with rest of the crew which included Jinbei, Carrot and Yamato. All of them were in worst state and very tired.

''Guys! Don't stop me, I will kill this bastard.'' Scream Usopp.

''We know.'' Said Zoro.

''We are letting you decide.'' Said Sanji while smoking.

''Should you do this?'' Asked Jinbei.

Usopp didn't know what to do. He wanted to kill Alex after everything he did, but he didn't want to be on the same way as the red-haired bastard. With no choice Usopp had only thing to say.

''Uh...'' Said him pushing the trigger.

BANG

The crew was shocked by this. They didn't know if Usopp had the guts of doing this, however it was revealed that he didn't aim to Alex head anymore.

''Argh! My ear!'' Scream Alex with his left ear missing, because Usopp took it off clean.

''This my part of your punishment. The league will deal with you, but first we will take care of you.'' Said Usopp preparing his knuckles as the rest of the crew march towards Alex ready to beat him down.

The maniacal genius saw the pirates coming in his direction, while he was scared at first, he decided to brush off with a glare.

''uh! That doesn't mean nothing, I am one of the most powerful minds in the multiverse. I am not intimidated by a bunch of pirates. I will escape and soon my plans of the perfect world will become a reality!'' Scream Alex punch a rock and a bunch of rumble falls down.

BANG.

''Look out!'' Scream Franky.

Franky saved most of the crew from the rumble, making sure that nobody got hurt.

''Thanks Franky.'' Said Usopp.

''You´re welcome bro.'' Said Franky.

The crew soon saw the wreckage, but saw that Alex wasn't there.

''Where is Luthor?" Asked Yamato.

''i guess he escaped.'' Said Robin.

''We must try to find him. We need to catch the bastard and…'' Said Usopp but Nami stopped him.

''Don't worry Usopp, he is not a threat anymore.'' Said Nami.

''Yes, he doesn't have powers or comics life all over him. He is just some idiot with golden armor, missing a finger and an ear.'' Said Sanji.

''Wherever he is a hero will catch him and give him his punishment.'' Said Carrot.

''Yes, even when he is catch, we will get him a piece of our minds.'' Said Jinbei.

Soon Usopp got a little better and raise up with his friends.

''You guys are right. We are still in war, and we need to save as much people as we can. Right now, Luffy is the one with the most scary task.'' Said Usopp.

''Let's pray that he comes up ok.'' Said Chopper.

''Sure, but I'm sure he and the two supermen will come back.'' Said Robin.

Yamato saw that Usopp was still a little angry over Luthor attack and threat, so she wanted to be sure that he was ok.

''Usopp, are you ok with this?" Asked Yamato.

''Yes, don't worry. I already punished him, taking out his ear felt pretty good. Now we need to get out there and find the other heroes to help out.'' Said Usopp.

The rest of the crew soon got their act together and prepared their main weapons and fight position. There were a lot of villains out there and they wanted to kick their ass.

''I want this bastard to die, but I don't want to become a murder. I hope he meets his end soon.'' Thought Usopp.

Usopp didn't know but his wish became true when the real Luthor and the joker got some revenge on Alexander Luthor for this whole scheme. The multiverse was safe, and the pirate felt better.

So here is the omake. I have to say, before I did that Dc Heroes vs One Piece villains, my original pitch was One Piece reacting to major events. For example, the monitor would put the pirates in major events of the Dc Universe. Like Crisis on Infinite Earths, Infinite Crisis and Final Crisis. Maybe I will do it once I have enough stories done, but right now I am focusing on what I am producing. I have to say I had a lot of fun making this omake. See you all and be tuned for when the Justice League meets Luffy friends. See you all.