"Don't worry Mayu. I'll be back. I promise."

"Please don't leave me. You promised me you wouldn't leave me."

"I… it'll only take a minute. I'll be back!"  Standing up, Mio turned and ran down the Warehouse hallway, shoving the door open to stumble into the Underground Cellar.

I'll be back. I promise I will.

She could hear something crawling up from the well, a woman moaning. Ignoring it, Mio ran past the well, ran past the lantern, ran up the staircase. The Hammer Key nearly slipped from her hand as she tried to open the door, hearing the ghost move closer to her.

I'll be back. I won't let anything happen to you. Not like this all isn't your own fault to begin with, what with you following those glowing red butterflies, but hell, I'm your twin! I'll still help you!

Cold, wet air hit Mio as soon as she opened the door. Slamming it shut behind her, she ran through the garden, ran over the bridge.

Ran through the town.

Had to find Itsuki.

"Yae! Yae, come here!" 

"Itsuki, how-?"

"You need to get Sae out. Find the key. It's in the basement at the Osaka house. Solve the pinwheel and search the altar."


"But Itsuki, where is the Os-?"

"Hurry! She needs your help!"

Goddamn f***ing ghost trapped boy with the f***ing white hair won't even f***ing tell me where the goddamn house is!

"… yes, I know she needs my help. That's why I'm here to begin with."

Mumbling, Mio left the boy there. Scanning her map, she groaned. Idiot, the house is like two feet away from you…

Into the house. Again. Fighting the woman. Again.

Into the cellar. Searching the altar. Stupid boy didn't even get that right – The key was in the box.

Running. Back to the house. Back through the cellar. Back down the hallway.

"Mayu… Mayu, I'm here. I got the key. I told you I would come back." Unlocking the door, Mio entered the cell.

Her twin wasn't there.

"Mayu…?" Opening the second cell door, she ducked down and entered the smaller cell, scanning the area for her sister. "I came back. I got the key. Where are you?!"

Japanese the suspicious looked like the words "Eat At Joe's" was scrawled on the wall, and a note written by Mayu was on the bench underneath it. Picking up the paper, Mio quickly read it, her expression turning to disbelief.

"You f***ing cripple… YOU LEFT ME AGAIN?! GODDAMN YOU GIMPY!"

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This is so not the best work being posted here. Sorry. This was written at… midnight. On New Years!... Eve or Day, I'm not too sure.

If you couldn't figure this out, this was a Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly spoof. There should be a couple more. I mean, c'mon, there are just some many gimpy jokes waiting to be made.

More shall come soon, I promise!

Oh yes. Fatal Frame II is, once again, not owned by me. Which is a good thing, because I would have never thought of this plot. I would have made it all about how Mafuyu found the camera. Which would have made a good game, but nevertheless this is a good game which I would not have made.

Eat At Joe's!