National Ninja News
Ch. 2
Mel: Welcome to National Ninja News the funniest New show you'll ever see.. erm.. read… whatever!
Kiba: Mel can I have some cheese puffs?
Mel: No Kiba I told you those things can kill you.
Mindy: Mel get on with it
Mel: Oh right. Since Gaara killed our last camera man may I introduce my best friend… Ashley!
Ashley: Hi everybody!
Mel: OK back behind the camera. Now Guy held a dance contest, but was sadly beaten my none other then Iruka! Now to the sports with Neji.
Sports News with Neji Hyuga
Neji: Hello welcome to the sports part of the show. Today there is a battle between Kakashi and my sensei Guy. Whoa!
Ducks a punch
Sasuke: I'd stay back if I were you Neji.
Neji: Shut-up Sasuke. Whoa!
Jumps over a kick.
Neji: Anyway… It seems that neither of them are going to watch…whoa…where their going so back to Melody. HEY WATCH IT!
Ducks under a kunai and shurican.
Mel's part of the show.
Mel: O.o… Well anyway. Iruka went home really proud of himself for winning the dance contest. The 2nd place winner was Naruto, 3rd was Sasuke and the LOSER was Guy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sasuke: Mel have you seen Mindy anywhere?
Mel: No Sasuke I haven't…wait she's getting ready for her interview with Rock Lee.
Sasuke: Thank-you.
Walks to Mindy's dressing room.
Mindy: SASUKE YOU PERVERT GET OUT!
Lots of noise in backround
Mel: O.O… Well now to Kiba with the weather. Go to Kiba Ashley.
Ashley: Oh right.
Kiba's weather watch
Kiba: Ok Today the weather will be… Sunny with a light rain tomorrow. HOLY $!x Sasuke what happed to you!
Sasuke: Accident
Kiba:O.o Back to Mel.
Mel's part of the show
Mel: Ashley over here.
Ashley: I'm tired of this.
Mel: Shut-up… Now to Mindy with a special interview with Rock Lee. Ugh Scary.
Sees Sasuke with bruises, bumps, and scratches.
Mindy's Interviews
Interview with Rock Lee.
Mindy: What up people I am here with Rock Lee.
Lee: Hello Mindy.
Mindy: O.o Hi Lee. Now I have a few questions for you.
Lee: Ok, but I also have a question for you to Mindy.
Mindy: What Lee?
Lee: Will you be my girlfriend?
Mindy: O.O.. No Lee I'm dating Sasuke.
Lee: Oh ok.
Mindy: Anyway. Why do you dress like Guy?
Lee: Guy-sensei is the best person you will ever meet.
Mindy: O.o Ok? Umm… Why do you always ask a pretty girl to go out with you?
Lee: I'm desperate for a girlfriend.
Mindy: Well then get your eyebrows plucked, get a haircut, and change your clothes style.
Lee: Thanks for the advice Mindy I will see what I can do.
Lee goes Shopping
Mindy: O.o Awkward… Now back to Mel.
Mel's part of the show
Mel: On the floor laughing her head off.
Sasuke: Come on I don't look that bad.
Ashley: Mel we're back on.
Mel: Oh. Well that's all for today. Sasuke tell Mindy to put some cover-up on you. You look terrible.
Sasuke: Fine! I'll go get some!
Mel: O.O