National Ninja News
Ch. 3
Mel: Welcome to National Ninja News. Today I'm going to start you out with telling you that Neji is beaten to a pulp because of the fight between Kakashi and Guy yesterday.
Neji:On Crutches Shut-up Melody!
Mindy: Sasuke told you to be careful.
Neji: Shut-up.
Mel: Both of you shut-up! Jeez you sound like your married!
Mindy and Neji: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Mindy: I have a boyfriend.
Mel: Anyway since Neji can't cover the sports Sasuke will be covering for him. Soooo now to the sports with Sasuke.
Sports with Sasuke.
Sasuke: Why do I have to do this again?
Mindy: Because I have a surprise for you afterwards. Oh! Your on!
Sasuke: Huh? Oh! Um thanks Mel. Well today there is a fight going on between Kiba and Lee. I wonder who will win?
Mindy: Probably L… No wait that was a quick match!
Sasuke: Well it seems that Kiba won the match with an easy victory!
Kiba: YES!
Lee: I lost Guy-sensei I lost! Crying
Sasuke: Back to Melody. What was that surprise Mindy?
Mindy: You'll find out after my interview.
Mel's part of the show.
Mel: Sweet! Kiba beat Lee! Oh! Time to act like a professional. Quak! Sorry that one had a mind of it's own. Now to Kiba with the weather.
Starts to go crazy
Kiba's weather watch.
Ashley: Where is Kiba?
Mel: Huh?
Hears lot of crunching noises.
Kiba is eating cheese puffs.
Mel: Kiba! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Those can kill you!
Takes bag from Kiba and burns it.
Mel: Now get up there and tell everyone the weather for today!
Kiba: OK! OK! The weather today will be sunny with lots and lots of heat rays.
Big crash in the background.
Sasuke: Oops. Sorry Mindy.
Mindy: I told you to be careful with that Sasuke!
Lots and lots of punching in background.
Mindy: Get back here Sasuke!
Sasuke runs behind Kiba.
Kiba: Back to Mel!
Dodges Mindy going after Sasuke.
Mel's part of the show.
Mel: O.O…. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Anyway Kakashi got drunk again and- JEEZ KAKASHI GET OFF OF KIBA! Excuse for a min.
Lots of punching and kicking
Mel: There that takes care of that. Now to Mindy with a special interview with an ANBU cop. Can I kill him Mindy?
Mindy: Later Mel.
Mindy's Interviews
Mindy: Back off Mel. Ok I'm here with an ANBU cop.
ANBU: Hello.
Mindy: Ok now 1st question. Why do you guys wear masks?
ANBU: We wear masks because some people are out to get the ANBU cops.
Background: Mel: LIKE ME!
Mindy: Uh Huh. So what mission ranks do you go on?
ANBU: A-or B-rank, but mostly we're running away from Melody.
Mindy: Can I see what your face looks like?
ANBU: No.
Mel: Wahhh now how am I supposed to track you down and kill you?
Mindy: Ignoring Melody To bad.
Takes off mask.
Mindy: MELODY IT'S IBIKI!
Mel: PREPARE TO DIE IBIKI!
Ibiki: Oh s!;
Ibiki runs while Mel grabs a rocket launcher.
Mel: Well lets go see what Mindy's surprise to Sasuke was while I kill Ibiki! …YOU BETTA KEEP RUNNING IBIKI!
Sasuke's surprise.
Sasuke: Now can I know what the surprise is?
Mindy: Yes.
Sasuke: Well then?
Mindy: Here you go.
Hands Sasuke a box.
Sasuke opens the box and finds a puppy.
Sasuke: Awsome a puppy! Thanks Mindy!
Gives Mindy a Hug.
Mindy: No….pro….ble…m
Gasping for air.
Mel's part of the show.
Mel: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. How cute! Sasuke got a puppy. Uh ho Gaara's here everybody run for your life!
Gaara's on a killing streak.
Mel: Phwew! Now that that's over C-ya next time on….
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