Did you think I would go away? Ha! I laugh at you, foolish mortal! Nothing can keep the great, mighty, and all-powerful Kirie down, not even the awesome and unsurpassable power of the Type 400 film! For I am dead and not killable!
… And I know the topic now, too. Isn't that wonderful? But before we go into that, let's have a little chat about this 'Crimson Butterfly' spiel that's been spreading around, and this 'Sae' person.
First: My god she is such a poser! Ugh, I can't stand her! She sees how everything turned out with me and decided that she wanted a life like this, too. Of course she also decided that she wanted to spend it with her twin sister and not a sexy man ( Itsuki wasn't good enough for her? ) but I just… really don't want to know what goes on between them. Despite the horrible rumors that have been floating around, I am not a male and I have not had mansex with Mafuyu, nor have I dreamed about it.
Ghosts don't dream. Just thought you'd want that clarified.
Second: She… she's totally ripping me off! God! I understand how Miku must have felt when this Mio chick showed up, busting up her town/mansion. It's so just not cool. They can go get their own gig somewhere else, thank you very much. Japan is our island, not theirs! They can go to Baker Island!
Okay, now that I've gotten that off my chest, let's get down to the point of this. The topic. Which is…
It's, um…
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I can't even blame Miku this time, either.
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Baker Island. It's a small island annexed by the US. Look it up. It's amusing.