People often ask me:
"What's it like to be dating a homicidal ghost?"
Well,
all right, that's not true. People've never asked me that, partly
because I haven't seen any person since I've come here. You know,
with the whole dating the ghost thing, I can't really leave the
mansion. In some ways it sucks, but I guess overall it's not too
bad. I never have to pay for rent or mortgage.
There are
several downsides, though. Like the fact that I can't leave. Ever.
And the cooking here isn't all that great either. I mean, they do
their best, but dead people really don't know how to cook. Partly
because they no longer have the ability to tell if something is fresh
or not. Yeah. Makes for lovely meals.
Kirie's also really
possessive, which can get kinda annoying. If any of the Blind Demon's
even glance in my direction they get banned into the Hell Gate for a
month. Yeah. If one of the blind ghosts looks at me...
I kinda got lost there.
The sex is also pretty
fucked. I mean, she dead. And cold. And I would prefer using
something that alive or at least warm, but like I said, she's
possessive. Not like there is anything alive in this house, but...
well, there was that cat...
Of course, I've been forbidden
from ever speaking about that cat ever again. Or any of the incidents
involving any other small, furry mammals. Or the bat. Though I
suppose that a bat is a small, furry mammal.
Then there's
also Miku, who just hasn't given up on getting me back. I know that
it's kinda messed up with the whole time travelling bit, and I know
that I'm going forward in time while she's going back, but it's
getting a bit irritating. At least there are those nice, year long
gaps where I don't have to deal with her at all. Though, you know,
my sister is alive and is warm and she isn't a small, furry mammal...