AN: AUGH! I've been away for so long! And I have missed you, my children! sniff

I know, I always say the same thing ( promise to update more, promise to work of CBGB ) and I fail to come through but at least there's… some more? I really hope these haven't been done because I, unless recommended, don't pursue the Fanfiction quarters much anymore.

So I wasn't going to do this 'gag' for my first chapter back but the other one I was working on was devolping into this not… one-line funny joke. So I need to either work with it or rewrite it ( thinking the later because I could milk two ideas from it ) but I hope to have that up tomorrow. In the mean time or whenever you want, really, pick some odd pairings out for me so I can mess around. Not that I really need the help – when you start thinking about Stroller Grandma with a Broken Neck, you have issues – but I'm curious as to what your mind will come up with.

I have a few chapters for FF III planned so WARNING, SPOILERS FOR THE THIRD GAME.

Kind of.

Sort of.

If you, like, have absolutely no idea what happens, then sure.

Jesus, the AN is longer than the story…

"Miku, without you…" Rei paused a moment, rolling the words around in her mind before carefully picking and choosing. She hugged the trembling girl with one arm, smiling when Miku glanced up cautiously at her. "You've been so strong. Without you, when Yuu died-"

"I never died." Rei blinked at this odd interruption.

"I know. I don't want you to. But, when Yuu did-"

"I just told you, I didn't."

"… I know. But, when Yuu-"

"How many times do I have to say I didn't die?"

"I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about Yuu."

"Oh, because that statement makes complete sense."

"Are you being serious? Yuu, Miku, you remember Yuu?"

"It'd be really hard to forget about me."

"Not you, Yuu!"

"God, why are you so confusing!"

"You know what? Screw you." Rei got up from the bed, hands thrown up in discuss. "I hope you run to your damn brother and that priestess eats your soul alive because you are too stupid to deserve to live!" With that she stormed from the room, door slamming shut behind her. Miku scowled and mopped, huffing to herself.

"'M not stupid… you're the one that kept saying I was dead…"