Chapter 3: The Things I Do For A License

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"Speech"

'thoughts'

"Welcome Gamer To System Interface" – Gamer AI Interface And Commands

You Gained A Level – Game Notification

[ Skill Activation or Magic Spell ]

[Skill Activation or Magic Spell In Thoughts]

You have slept in your bed HP & MP are fully restored

There are quite a lot of things I want to be doing first thing at the ass-crack of dawn.

Going back to sleep is at the top of that list or messing around with my [Skill Creation] skill or more sleeping…what did you expect [Minor sin of sloth] can you blame me I was pretty lazy in my past life I am pretty surprised I didn't get it as a Major Sin, hopefully I didn't jinx it, but instead of sleeping what am I doing you ask? Well…

'[Fire God's Scythe]' as the large scythe made of black flames appear in my hand, I swing to my right cutting down and incinerating all the zombies unlucky enough to be close as everything in that vicinity is either on fire or already turned to ash. So after I woke up at the ass-crack of dawn I had about 6 hours before the boat comes to whale island and picks up Gon, I thought why not put in use those hours to level up and so I spent two hours working out my physical stats no magic enhancement, nothing and after pushing my body to it's absolute limit in the empty dungeon took a break and went onto committing mass genocide on the zombie population for the first two hours, then I realized that the zombies began to see me as a threat and went into hiding, so I decided to explore the dungeon even more which led to the current situation of me walking around while holding my scythe over my shoulder.

Moving on I continue down the creepy ass forest till I reach a clearing right in the middle of the forest I spot a large dirty green abomination walking about with around what 100 zombies surrounding it, if I had to guess acting ass bodyguards, I immediately use observe it to see what it is.

[Undead Necromancer] {Mini-Boss}

HP- 7500

MP- 4000

SP- 8000

STR- 450

END- 250

DEX- 60

INT – 40

WIS- 5

CHA- 1

LUK- 1

Well shit, that's the mini boss for this level of the dungeon. I didn't even think there would be a fucking mini-boss, so the legion zombie is the final boss? Fuck look at those stats! 7500 HP, 45O STR, 250 END. What the fuck does this thing eat. Ain't it a magic type monster? Why would it ever need stats that high then? Compared to my HP, all it needs is a good couple of hits and am fucked. Well not that I'd be dumb enough to allow it to get close to me, I am a man with a plan after all.

First thing first I need to get rid of the cannon fodder, I use telekinesis to pick myself up a new trick I learned anyway I fly up to a point where I can erase all of the trash in my way all in one fell swoop. I Prepare my FSG magic for a wide ranged attack which takes almost half of my MP, since I am pumping a lot of mana into the attack so any zombies lower than 1500 HP will be ashes soon.

'[FGS Magic: Fire God's Majestic Flame Destroyer]' I watch as my totally none rip-off of Madara's Majestic Flame Destroyer envelopes the horde in Pitch Black flames, erasing the Mini-boss's army from existence. It does little damage to the him though, probably resistance type shit. While the boss is looking around like a fucking idiot, I speed down casting [Tornado] one of my new evoker skills which reduces targets health by 25%. It looks to be still out of it after my attack destroying is attempt at defending itself. It's what you get for keeping them all in one place you wanker. It seems to have noticed me because he looks to be prepping for it's next attack. I use cross fire as he tries to throw a punch at me, key term there being tries. As I use haste to increase my speed , getting behind him and using [FGS Magic: God Fire: Unknown Fire] a black flame lance lodging itself in its back , reducing it to 4350 HP. Someone's getting frustrated because I can feel the anger rolling of him in waves. I keep up the constant stream of attacks till it hits 2000 HP, and what he does next catches me off-guard. He holds up his had and fires a ball of dark energy at me at a fast speed so I am unable to dodge in time.

-500 HP

Fuck!' What the hell was that, taking 500 HP fucking ridiculous. As I pick myself of the ground, I look around to see more zombies…wait when did he have time to summon them!? I didn't take my eyes of him. You know what fuck it '[Fire God's Kagutsuchi]' as the area around me is enveloped in flames as the zombies are burnt to dust.

With a yell, I use haste once again to boost my speed to get behind the Mini-boss and clap my hands together unleashing [Fire God's Supper] as the mouths made of black flames engulf the boss trapping it and finally ending it reducing him to ashes.

[Mini-boss Of Zombie Dungeon Defeated]

Floor Complete

~You Have Levelled Up~

~You Have Levelled Up~

~You Have Levelled Up~

~You Have Levelled Up~

~You Have Levelled Up~

~Evocation Class Levelled Up~

~Evocation Class Levelled Up~

~Evocation Class Levelled Up~

~Evocation Class Levelled Up~

~Evocation Class Levelled Up~

~Fire God Slayer Magic Levelled Up~

~Fire God Slayer Magic Levelled Up~

~Fire God Slayer Magic Levelled Up~

~Fire God Slayer Magic Levelled Up~

~Fire God Slayer Magic Levelled Up~

+40 INT

+40 WIS

+30 Stat Points

Skills Obtained

[Shadow Bolt]

MP Cost Varies

A ball of dark energy that drains target of their HP adding it to yor own

[Siphon]

Allows user to drain target of their MP when in contact with them adding it to your own or your allies.

Items Gained

[Troll's Restoration Power Skill Book]

100 MP

Magic that was born in ancient Europe. Allows wounds to heal by allowing the power of a troll, a creature that is almost extinct, to be granted to the body. Consuming this book will allow you to learn said skill.

[Strength Of A Giant Skill Book]

60 MP

Magic that was born in ancient Europe. Increases strength temporarily by granting the strength of a giant, an ancient creature that is extinct, to the body. Consuming This Book will allow you to learn said skill.

[ Rare Gacha Token X2]

[Epic Gacha Token X2]

[Relationship Crystal X5]

Increases Reputation/affection by 5

Cannot be used on those beyond 35 Affection/Reputation

I drop to my knees and look through the game notifications smiling.

"I fucking Won!"

I pick myself up, exit the ID and walk all the way back home the boss fight took 2 hours to finish so I have around two hours left before the ship arrives. When I get home, I take a quick shower and decided to take a nap before heading out to the port.

~Line Break~

Waking up from my nap I open my inventory and equip the clothes I got from the Gift box I opened last night{A/N: Check Story Cover Image If You Need Visual Aid) looking myself over in the mirror I cant help but thing I Look 'Fresh As Fuck'. I head out of my room to see my mother waiting by the front door.

"Well Shiru seems like the time has come, I'm not going to say much other than your mother loves you with all her heart and hopes you achieve whatever it is your aiming for and you always have a home to come back to" she says with tears in her eyes

"Look Mom, It ain't like I'm not going to come back and please whether in this life or the next you will always be my mom whether you like it or not" I say trying to cheer her up, hey she may not be my real mother but I repay kindness well…in kind.

I Decide create a new skill called [Basic Granting Magic], the magic is self-explanatory it allows me to bestow different objects with magical abilities. So I ask for her ring and bestow it with a basic protection spell to protect her from anything that could harm her when I am away. I give it back to her, plus some meat I was able to collect while grinding enough to last 2 months. I kiss her on the cheek and head out to the port.

As I arrive at the port I see most of the inhabitants of whale island crowded by the ship saying their good-byes and farewells to Gon, I walk past them and board the ship as it sets sail I look around. Looking around I see a multitude of people you know your run of the mill low-lives and fodder, I spot Leorio reading his dirty magazine, Kurapika looking out to the ocean and Gon screaming back to the island saying he is going to the best hunter in the world at this I roll my eyes while smirking. Those who heard Gon start to retort to his statement trying to fuck with his confidence, I walk up to gon to help him deal with this situation plus it helps with earning reputation points,

"Well look who it is, if it isn't Gon how's it going kid" I say as gon and everybody looks to me.

"Shiruba-san it's you, are you here to take the hunter's exam as well?" he asks with less enthusiasm

"Well yeah there is something I need to obtain and I can only do that as a hunter, anyway don't listen to what these wanker's say if you feel your ready to take on the hunter exams then that means your strong enough to do it and anybody who thinks different is either a retard or just fucking jealous so keep up that confidence it's what makes you…you" I say as I ruffle his hair

"What the hell did you call me?" a rough looking man stands up walking toward me with a scowl on his face pulling out a knife and pointing it at me. Well time to flex I guess

"I called you a wanker and a fucking retard, are you deaf as well shit for brains?" as I finish that statement he goes to stab at me but I don't move out the way, the knife making contact with my skin but not being able to pierce through 'Bronze Skin' for the win. I grab his hand and twist his wrist and kick him in the shin bringing him down to his knees as I flare my mana, the pressure coming down on everybody as I speak,

"Well look what you've gone and done, now look at the situation your in… so I suggest you act like the little piece of shit you are and go fuck off somewhere before I decide to reduce the number of participants by one yeah" as I ask he nods in fear and after I let go he runs off to wherever shits like him belong as I release the pressure and turn toward Gon who is looking at me in awe and curiosity.

"You all right kid?" he nods his head as I tap his left shoulder twice and go of to the end of the ship to catch some much needed z's

As I watch gon talking to that cabin boy and giving him back the apple he dropped, the captain walks up to him and they begin to talk. Seems like a good time to check my stats.

Shiruba

Level: 27

Class: Mage (Sub-class : Evoker – LV 36/100{87%})

Title: The One True Gamer

Race: Human

Distinction: Mortal

Alignment: Neutral

HP- 1350 {270 per minute}

MP – 3300 {650 per 30 seconds}

VIT – 135

STR – 70

END – 65

DEX – 65

INT – 330

WIS – 325

CHA – 70

LUK – 50 (x5)=260

MP Regen = WIS X 2

MP = INT X 10

HP Regen = VIT X 2

Health = VIT X 10

Stat Points: 0

Well not bad but could be better, as I close the notification window I see further in the distance dark clouds, seems like the tests about to begin. Standing up I walk to the captain and tell him that the kid's right there's a storm coming and if we have a chance at surviving then its best we get to stepping. After having said my piece I leave the deck to go to where the barracks are located.

As a large wave hits the boat and almost capsizing the ship a look around and see most of the participants on the ground bitching and groaning due to being seasick, 'Pussies' as I move to the corner of the barracks I jump up into a one-armed handstand and begin working out, the grind never stops that's the way of the gamer.

Five minutes later the door to be room opens and peeking through it is the captain looking around and assessing the examinees looking disappointed until he sees gon looking no worse for wear helping a sick man, kurapika on a hammock reading a magazine, Leorio eating. Then he looks at me in shock as I am still in a handstand working out with perfect balance the rocking of the ship doing nothing to break my concentration.

"You Four" the captain says pointing at Me, Gon, Leorio And Kurapika," Come with me".

~line break~

"Right then go down the line and tell me all you names" as the same thing in the cannon happens and the whole thing with leorio and kurapika stating their names I, I tell them mine and go back to standing with my arms crossed leaning against the wall.

As the whole scenario of why we want to become hunters plays out the same as in the anime with me stating that there is something that I can only obtain by becoming a hunter. The Whole argument between the blond Uchiha and the lanky docter happens with them standing out on the deck with the storm raging on and a giant water twister appearing ahead of the ship.

Walking out to the deck I see them about to face off as the line holding the sail snaps and sends the cabin boy flying out of the ship, the twoe try to help but don't make it in time as gon flies past them holding on to his arms, I use telekenisis to pull him a little closer so the two dumb-shits are able to grab onto gon.

A Little later we make it out of the storm as the two scold gon as well as kiss and make-up, the cabin boy pulls up and thanks gon for saving him as well as the other two, walk up and say" Well aren't you a magnet for fun gon what would your Aunt Mito say if you up and died on the ocean" he looks to me and blushes in embarrassment as the Old man laughs and states that all four of us a growning on him so we will be dropped of at the port closest to the exam site and congratulates us on moving on to the next part of the exam

Arriving At the harbour we step of the ship and head to the map on the notice board as gon tell us what the captain said bout the shortcut so we decide to follow the tip and head off for the large ass tree. It takes a while around 2 hours to get to that seemibgly abandoned town where the old hag is supposed to be. As we walk through the town a door opens and these people wearing masks walk out pulling an old cart with the old hag.

"What's with the old hag" I ask and the only response I get is the old hag screaming time for the Super exciting multiple-choice quiz, while the guys in the masks play fanfare to try and hype it up. I stand there with my eyebrows twitching if this ain't the annoying shit I've ever heard I have half a nerve to erase all of them from existence but that would get me disqualified and I'd fail the exam and quest so I have to endure it.

The old lady finally says something, "Let me guess you all headed for the seeder on the hill aren't you, well let me tell you something you're going to have to get through this town first and to do that you must pass a quiz comprised of a single question, you'll have five seconds to answer if your correct you can move on if not your disqualified from this year's exam. Your answer must be either the number 1 or the number 2, any answer that is not 1 or 2 will be deemed incorrect".

As she finishes her explanation the man that was following gon in the anime walks up and talks all that shit he did in the anime and is allowed by the group to answer first. The old hag asked the question and the man answered what he thought the old hag would want to hear and was allowed passage.

Leorio starts to call bullshit on the quiz as he starts his rant on why the hell he was allowed to pass with an answer like that as he stated he was going to find his own way but the old lady stops him informing him that it's too late and he can refuse to take the quiz at the price of being disqualified. As he continues to argue saying the question could be answered in many different ways and there is no right answer. Kurapika finally realises it and tries to inform leorio but is stopped by the old hag.

"So you finally realized it Kurapika" I say as he looks at me in surprise and nods. The old lady threatens to disqualify us if anything but the right answer is said. She gives us our question between or son and daughter who would you save? As she begins the countdown leorio does that dumb-shit of trying to use a stick to hit the old lady but as he jumps in the air to attack her I appear in front of him and kick him in the gut, catching him then dropping him to the floor coughing and gasping for air.

I scratch the top of my head as I go to speak, "You dickhead we got the question right and you were just about to fuck it up" he gets up and looks at me in shock then to kurapika who nods his head in agreement and decides to explain more as I move to the side to wait for this shit to be over I could be grinding my ass of but am here playing support to a bunch of kids , I really cant wait to leave this place.

The Old lady opens the secret path and if we follow it for 2 hours we will arrive to the tree and explains that the couple that lives there will act as navigators if we live up to their expectations.

We make it to the forest where the tree is located but it's already dark, that old hag lied to us we didn't reach it in two hours cause it was 2 hours, two hours ago. I spot the cabin up ahead and alert the others as we move towards it, when we open it we find the same scene with the rabbit looking creature holding the woman. The event happen the same except leorio and kurapika stay behind with the injured and gon and I chase after the Kiriko, gon catches up to the beast and oks it on the head as It drops the woman, I use [leap] to jump in the air and catch her she seems unconscious but I know it all an act " Are you gonna keep pretending or are you going to wake up now".

She wakes up in shock not expecting to be found out already. "What! How did you know I was faking it"? I relpy with telling her that i already suspected that the whole situation was fake from the beginning, nut the tattoos on your arm confirmed my suspicion the fake leorio pulls up and I tell him I already know the situation is fake and that he is not leorio but a kiriko acting as him.

We arrive back at the cabin I see gon and the others already outside with the other kiriko and the man who was 'injured' we move towards them and the Kiriko's introduce themselves as the navigators that help in the Hunter Exams because the exam site changes every year to keep things interesting, fucking pricks making me go through all of this shit, the two normal looking ones are introduced as the son and daughter of the two. The female of the pair speaks up'

"Shiruba-san we made certain that we give off the most vague of hints, but you were able to pick up on them quickly and determine that the situation was faked and that we were not a married couple just a glimpse of my tattoo and you knew that women with this tattoo in this region have taken a vow of chastity, Shiruba-san demonstrated that he is both knowledgeable and very skilled therefore he passes" at that I noand they continue on this shtick and in the end we all pass.

The Kirikos grow wings and give us a lift to the site of the exam where we can finally begin the Hunter Exam.

~Line Break~

As we fly of to the exam site I decide to use the gacha tokens, its been a while since the game has said anything, don't know if I should be worried or not but problem for another time.

Would You Like To Use The Gacha System?

Gacha Tokens Available X4: Epic x2, Rare x2

[Y/N]

I Select Yes and 4 familiar blueish-black screens appears.

As I am about to look them over I hear the older Kiriko's tell us we have arrived to the site of the exams and brace ourselves for the landing, so I ignore them for now and prepare myself for what is to happen.

We landed at the outskirts of Zaban City and the son of the two kiriko's led us to the building where the exam is taking place which at first The Hunter Trio thought it was the Awesome giant looking building, but they were shot down when they found out it was the lanky looking diner next to it the look on their faces was hilarious.

We enter the diner as the navigator talks to the chef who asks what do we want and he says what he wants which I recognise as the password, the chef tells us to go to the back. We head there as I take a seat on the chairs available and finally look at my items.

(A/N: Yoo, its me again today was supposed to be a holiday, ascension's day go figure, so I had no school but it seems our school thought they were special and decided that we should just come instead so yeah I was at school till late and just typed this chapter quick to get the Filter tests of the Hunter's exam over so as to fully get it over with. Anyway Thanks for reading as always and peace.)