Six Arms To Hold You
Darkkinkachu: Hmm… -looks around- it has to be here somewhere… -checks behind the couch-
Shikamaru: What are you doing?
Darkkinkachu: I seem to have misplaced the plot… -looks under a rock hopefully-
Neji: you're pathetic…
Darkkinkachu: I know… ;-; by the way…you'll notice I didn't put any of you're suggestions in this chapter. This is NOT because I didn't like them or some such nonsense. Its because I had already finished writing this by the time I got around to reading my reviews. I had tons of them since I finished The Bug, The Dog, And The Blossom and now I have a bunch of one shots to write…and since we all know what a lazy ass moron I am I didn't want to go through and rewrite the whole chapter. Sorry
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Chapter Six
Who Needs Sleep?
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"This is the stupidest, most childish and immature thing I have ever heard of!" Kidomaru growled, all his arms crossed over his bare chest. Dosu had coaxed him out of his room but the six armed one wasn't going down that easily. He was standing in the door way to the 'official slumber party room' clad only in some soft baggy sleep pants.
"Fine! Then you can just go away." Ukon said, flicking his wrist and making a shooing motion. There was a tense pause and Sakura held her breath.
It's not like I care if he stays or not…she thought.
Yeah…it's not like he saved us from scary Zaku or has been our friend all this time or, what's that last one? Oh yeah…YOU FREAKIN LIKE HIM! Inner Sakura screamed, throwing imaginary pillows at Sakura's consciousness.
Kidomaru was looking them all over slowly, a frown tugging at his face. Sakon and Ukon were watching him, both in matching boxers and loose shirts. Dosu fidgeted with his gray and black pajama pants strings, Kimimaro was sitting calmly in his white night-kimono, while Jirobo looked like he was going through movies but he was really watching the whole thing.
Suddenly Kidomaru dropped his arms to his sides, "Fine…I'll stay. But only to make sure you guys don't blow any thing up!"
"Oh please!" Kin said, rolling her eyes, "When have we ever done something stupid like that?"
"There was that time we played keep-away with Kabuto's nitroglycerin…" Kimimaro mumbled.
"And when we wanted to see if bowling balls bounced when dropped from the highest tower!" Dosu laughed.
"Ok guys…you're not really helping…" Kin said, putting her face in her hands
"Sasuke screamed like a girl when that 7 pound ball fell on his foot!" Dosu cackled, falling off the couch and pounding the floor, "He didn't even see it coming!"
"Yeah, some ninja…couldn't even sense a big ball dropping out of the sky!" Ukon snorted.
Sakura joined in the laughter and looked over at Kin and Tayuya. She noticed they weren't laughing, rather they were staring at something across the room. Fallowing their eyes, Sakura's mouth fell open slightly.
When Kidomaru let his arms fall it left his chest bare for them to see. Who knew Kidomaru had perfect pectorals and awesome abs? Or, as inner Sakura was screaming, 'a very drool worthy body'.
Once every one had calmed down a bit, Kimimaro asked about the game Sakura had been telling them about before, "Oh! It's called 'truth or dare' I'll start to show you how it's done. Get in a circle every one!" They all obeyd, bring pillows and blankets down with them, "Ok um…Dosu! I'm going to ask you truth or dare. If you pick truth, I get to ask you a question and you have to answer truthfully. If you pick dare I dare you to do something. Got it?"
They all nodded and watched as Dosu tilted his head, "…truth."
"ok…what's up with that fluffy thing you always wear?"
The exposed skin on Dosu's face turned a little red, "It's not fluffy…and it's cool, ok? I like my fluffy…I've always had it."
Sakura grinned and tried not to laugh at Dosu's love for his fluffy, "Now you get to ask some one."
The fluff-loving nin looked around, his single eye finally landing on Sakon, "Sakon, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you…to…kiss Tayuya!" Dosu said triumphantly. Sakon's face went from its normal pale to a very unhealthy looking pale green-white.
"WHAT! Are you trying to get me killed!" He squeaked, looking over at the fuming Tayuya.
"A dare's a dare." Dosu said smugly, "You gotta do it."
Sakon looked at Sakura, who nodded solemnly. Cringing, he quickly leaned over and gave Tayuya a peck on the cheek before diving back behind his brother as Tayuya gave an inhuman growl.
"Aw! Their faces are all red!" Jirobo taunted. Tayuya was rubbing at the spot on her face where he had kissed her, cursing loudly. Sakon shoved Ukon into the place he had been sitting to put more distance between himself and the angry female.
"My turn?" Sakon asked and Sakura nodded, "Kin, truth or dare?"
"Uhm…" the long haired girl thought for a moment, "Truth?"
"Is it true you kissed Kabuto?" Sakon asked with a smirk.
Kin went very red and stuttered, "Wh-what? No! Who told you that?"
"Jirobo." Sakon shrugged. Kin sent the large boy a death glare and he laughed nervously.
"Alright…Kidomaru, truth or dare?"
"This is stupid…"
"Just answer the question!"
Kidomaru sighed, bringing one hand up to scratch the back of his head and one to his stomach where he drummed his finger over his washboard abs, "Dare?"
A slow, unnerving grin made its way across Kin's face, "I dare you to kiss Sakura. On the lips!" every one else but Sakura and Kiomaru grinned as well.
"What!" Kidomaru yelped, "No!"
"You have to!" Ukon said, "If my broth had to kiss Tayuya then you have to kiss Sakura!"
"Um...hey! You guys want to play a different game?" Sakura tried, "Or we could watch a movie or-"
"NO!" almost every one shouted.
Sakura and Kidomaru both stood up and walked over to each other, both beat red. Sakura looked around, searching for a way out, as did Kidomaru. But the others were all looking up at them expectantly.
The spider like ninja could feel his heart pounding against his rib cage. Bending down slightly, he brushed his lips against Sakuras, meaning to pull back quickly. Apparently is body had other ideas. Kidomaru's eyes widened slightly at the feeling of her warm soft lips against his, before closing happily. His lowest arms sneakily snaked around her lean waist with out him realizing it and pulled her closer.
Sakura was in heaven. Kidomaru was so warm and gentle, nothing like Zaku had been. At some point her hands had come up between them and were resting on is chest. A loud whoop from Dosu brought the two back from cloud nine with an unpleasant thump.
"Baka!" Kin shouted, whacking Dosu in the head, "They would have started making out if you had kept quiet!" Kidomaru and Sakura quickly went back to their places, avoiding the others eyes.
The game went on for a while. As it turned out, Kin, Sakura and Tayuya found out where the underwear had been going, Jirobo was terrified of goldfish, Kimimaro liked Kelly Clarkson, and Ukon was almost as big a pervert as Dosu. There were also some interesting dares, involving eight jars of creamy peanut butter, Kabutos bed, and a large amount of sporks. The poor medic nins screams could be heard throughout the base…
Eventually, the small group, now including an angry and rather sticky Kabuto, got comfortable and watched movies until they fell asleep.
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Dosu slowly cracked open one eye, gazing sleepily at the blinking green numbers on the VCR. 5:24…Yawning, he carefully stretched and looked around. A wicked grin made its way through the loose wrappings on his face.
I guess Sakon and Tayuya don't hate each other as much as they say… he thought, looking at the pair, cuddling in one of the large arm chairs. Stepping over the drooling Ukon, Dosu made his way out of the room, stopping to smirk at another couple.
I wonder when that happened… Kidomaru had Sakura pressed protectively into his chest, his chin resting on the top of the girls pink head. Sakura was half way on his lap, smiling into his chest, still fast asleep. Dosu chuckled as he made his way down the hall.
Kidomaru and Sakura, Sakon and Tayuya…maybe he should ask Kin if she would go out with him…love seemed to be in the air. He laughed again, pushing open the kitchen door. He stopped, seeing the fridge door already open, "Kabuto? That you? I didn't see you in the-" but the sound nin's voice died away when two cold onyx eyes peered at him over the top of the fridge door.
"Someone's been eating my tomatoes…"
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Darkkinkachu: Ok so…I'm not going to be updating for a while. First of all I'm all fanfiction-ed out. Maybe if some one could suggest a good FINISHED SakuraCarckmale I would be able to write better but I've been having bad luck with stories lately. Secondly, I need to end this fic and I'm not sure how. Like I said at the beginning, I've lost the plot. Finally, I've got six chapters up and NG-chan only has two…
Sai: That's because she believes in quality not quantity, unlike SOME kinkachus I know…
Darkkinkachu: I am in no mood to deal with you, Sai. Leave me alone before I have you molested.
Sai: I'm not afraid of a bunch of fan girls, Freak!
Darkkinkachu: Who said anything about girls? T-T
Sai: x.X
Darkkinkachu: Anyways, sorry for the random SakonTayuya…I don't know what came over me. Next chapter will have Sasuke! Yay…review please. Ideas on how to end this are more than welcome.