Title: A Typical Harry Potter Fanfic
Author: Anathema2
Summary: A parody of fanfic clichés everywhere. Don't worry, I write this out of love. Mostly.
Warnings: Irreverence, silliness, abuse (of the reader and the English language), and satire. If you have a problem with your heart, your back, or your sense of humor, you should not read this fic.
Disclaimer: Any and all plagiarism is blatant.
Author's Note: Okay. This next chapter will be tiring to read. Just read the title to get the idea. It's hard to read, but I kept it short, and I think it's pretty funny if you give it the time. But if you're tired, come back later, because it will make no sense. Er...well...even less than it does anyway.
Chapter 4: In Witch the Athor Has Bad Speling and Immpropar Grammer
a/n lol sry u guyz i wuz up l8 last nite n 4got 2 wriet this chappie!1!one! dont worry tho i m wrieting it now & will psot asap dint run thru spel Czech but its ok rite:)
Srius & Remsu wrer tlaking in the comon room how r u srius asked i m fine said Remsu but how wuz ur meeting w/ porfessor moogonaggal/
wait said srius this stroy smees ackward u no? where s all teh punkchoowayshin?
i definately dont now replied Remsu
"Hi, guys!" chirped Lily, who was visiting from another (better) fanfic. "What's up?"
ntm said srius how bout u Remmy? nuthin said Remsu but lilly howz things wit u n jmaes ptoter?
"jmaes ptoter?" Lily frowned. "Who is jmaes ptoter?"
nvm said Remsu sry lilllllllllly
"Er...right." Lily ran away in terror.
ReMsU sAiD sRiUs Y dId ShE lEaVe
no clu said Remsu feelin veri stewped (a/n i dont noe how 2 spel taht n so im just doin it fonnetiklee i hop its rite)
srius hav u sene my transsfigratin bkok
ya sed srius its over they're,
thats not mine its the pettigrus
jsut take it
but its not mine its theres
omg said srius or maybe Remsu (sry i 4got who wuz tacking) i red smoething real wierd
reali? said Remsu r u reffering 2 r skoolwork
no Remmy said srius (who's grammer errrrrrorz wre becomin more n moor e-gree-jee-iss by the minuet—and no i dnot mean minute a minute is smoethin u play on the paino) i raed that theirs a thing cald a sykle of abyoose that has a bad affect on ppl
how dos it wrok?
wel sed srius 1st the abyooser hurts the ppl they luv, weather fizziklee or mentlee
then waht
"Then the abuser apologizes for his or her behavior," said Sirius. "He or she becomes tolerable, even nice, to be around. This keeps their loved ones from leaving them."
"And then?"
then the sighcle strats over agian
o said Remsu that snouds kinda farmiliar 4 sum reason
omg said srius wat r u talking abt ur stuped nad im leaving
thats ok siad Remsu ive stil got the reeders 2 talk 2 rite
then Remsu spontanously cmobusted cuz the reeders all flammed the stroy