"MwuahahahaHAHAHA!" Tsubasa EveeeeeeL laughed as she poked Riku in the forehead with her orange and purple crazy spork...I mean straw. She lost her spork, right? He blinked. "Has she had any sugar yet?" He asked as she was now running after Kairi and Namine, brandishing the plastic utensil at them and EveeeeeeL laughter continuing.
"Um...she had a vanilla iced strawberry filled poptart for breakfast!" Oooohhhhh. So she hasn't had her CORRECT amount of sugar hence the EveeeeeeL laugh. And teh brandishing of the crazy straw.
"Hey. Where'd Roxas go?" Sora blinked at Yuffie's question. "I dunno."
"WE'RE SORRRRYYYY!"
"SO?" Tsubasa, however, stopped chasing them for the time being. She'd poke them later when they least expected it. YESH! That is her EveeeeeeL plan! "ROXIE!" She greeted her brother, never noticing he was gone. Heh. AIR-HEAD. There were four people with him.
One had red hair and green eyes. He wore a sleeveless black shirt, black jeans and black boots. And he had two black thingies on his cheeks. Another had blondish hair and teal-blue eyes. He wore a black shirt with sleeves that went to his elbows, black jeans and black boots. The next had silver hair and black (?) eyes. He wore a longsleeved black turtle neck, black jeans -sigh- and black boots. The only girl in the group had blond hair and blue (?) eyes. She wore a black skirt that was plain until the knees to which where it changed to mesh that reached her ankles, and o-t-s, short-sleeved shirt under a black lacey corset and you guessed it, black boots.
Did I mention they all wore black hooded trench-coats?
"Um. HI!" Selphie greeted them first.
"Who are they?"
"That's Axel, then Demyx, Zexion, and the chick is Larxene." Roxas said, pointing to them in the order to which I described them. Why? Because I'm LAZY! Plus...it's kind of obvious. Suddenly Tsubasa shouted and pointed at the newcomers "CULT! CUUUULLLLLT! IT'S A CULT WHO'S GOING TO ABUDUCT ME AND SACRIFICE ME TO Sssssllllithiga!" They glared at her. "We just like wearing black." Zexion muttered. Larxene glared and Demyx laughed. Mental note: Reduce Tsubasa's TV time. The Adventures of Billy and Mandy plus Home Movies are hazardous to her health.
"Uh, nevermind her. She's being STOOPID." Sora said. "It's nice to meet you all." He added, grinning widely.
"So...no whadda we do?" Yuffie 'GAH'-ed at Selphie's question. "GAH! THE NORWEGIEN SUPER MODEL? WHERE!" If they were anime ppls...they'd have the mushroom sigh, big-ass sweatdrops and this face: T.T. "No Tsuby, not GAH! THE NORWEGIEN SUPER MODEL. GAH as in GRRG."
"Oooooh. I get it." Axel raised an eyebrow. WTF? What in HOLY hell was she smokin'? NUTING! Seeing Axel's look, Roxas smiled slightly. "No, she's not on anything. She's just having sugar withdrawal...which reminds me. NEE-CHAN!" Tsubasa's brown eyes turned their attention to Roxas but she didn't stop poking Sora in the head who was getting annoyed 'cause she started randomly ten minutes ago. "Yes?"
"Here." In his hand were some pixie stix and other candies. "Wait, wait, don't-" She glomped him, falling to the ground and she scrapped her hand. "OW!" Yuffie, Selphie and this time Sora chanted KLUTZ! Roxas finished his sentence: "-glomp me. DAMMIT TSUBY! YOU SUCK LIKE A...JOLLY RANCHER! YEAH! That's it."
First, Tsubasa got mad at the first three ("SHUT UP! YOU SHALL FACE MY EVeeeeeeL WRATH FOR I SHALL ATTACK YOU LATER WITH SORA'S AWESOMEREST CRAZY STRAW LATER ALONG WITH KAIRI AND NAMINE! Oh...crap. I revealed my EVeeeeeeL plan. PRETEND YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT AND I'LL AGREE THAT I'M A KLUTZ!" Yuffie interjected, "YOU JUST DID INDIRECTLY! AND YOU SAID IT LIKE...YESTERDAY!"..."Errg. NO I DIDN'T) then replied to Roxas' insult ("YEAH WELL...YOU ICE-CREAM CULT-ER! Oh wait...I am the cult-er of ice-cream...um...YEAH, WELL, YOU SUCK LIKE CHERRY BLASTERS! Wait again. I like those...GRRG! What don't I like...OH! LA GUM, ROXAS, L-A G-U-M! LA GUM!") Really, Tsubasa loved gum but utterly loathed cinnamon gum though she had quite the luv for cinnamon buns. Er...I don't know how those got into there. Really. It's not like I'm eating one or anything right now. SERIOUSLY!
..."Has anyone seen Mr. Stalker Principal-who-like-I-give-a-fudgecicle-what-his-name-is-cuz-my-second-voice-told-me-that-I-don't-need-to dude who's Riku's stepdad I think? I feel like recking havoc. No, Nee-chan, not Havoc from FMA." Sora sighed. Tsubasa giggled and rubbed the back of her head sheepishly.
"You mean Mr. Ansem?" Larxene asked. They shrugged, including Riku. "Guess so. All of us don't give a fudgecicle." Demyx snickered and cast a snide and teasing glance towards Axel's girlfriend. "You might not want about 'im that way. She may be Axel's woman but she's secretly lusting for the old geezer. Really, it's true, it's true. I swore that I heard her in her room, moaning his name in her sleep."
Axel snorted, Larxene looked fuming at Demyx and Zexion sighed. "He isn't a stalker!" She exclaimed and Namine's eyes narrowed. "Oh? How could you know? You're new here afterall. "
"And how could you know?" Larxene shot back. "One: she knows because it's her and Kairi's MOTHER HE'S STALKING and two: Sora-ototo just said he's Riku's stepdad." Tsubasa broke in, glowering at the blond haired girl. NO ONE snaps with her 'siblings'. Freaky stOOpid CULT! girl.
"TSUBASA! Stop right there. You promised me you wouldn't get into ANY fights on the first day of school." came a soft but slightly angry and firm voice. Tsubasa gluped and laughed nervously, turning around slowly.
"Uh...hehehe, hi Onee-chan. IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"
-EveeeeeeL laughter- FEAR THE RANDOMNESS-NESS-NESS AND OOCNESS-NESS! And yesh, I AM A LARXENE BASHER! She's okay butI dislike her. Got a problem? Take it up with my second voice! iT SHALL sMItE you with a BROOM! ...yeah. And so, I shall face the wrath of Aerith. OH NOOOOOOOOOO! SAAAAAAAVEEEE MEEEEEEEEE! "HEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPAAAAA MEEEEEEEEE" as Vashu-san of Trigun would say. BYE! And forgive me about Axel and his crew. As I said, FEAR THE RANDOMNESS-NESS-NESS ANS OOCNESS-NESS! Reviews shall be glomped. Or am I supposed to glomp reviewers?...kay, now srsly BYE!