The
Multiverse--
A Glorfindel Book
By Katt, Maggie, Eliza, and Sam
Chapter Three: Plot Points and the Introduction of THE HERO (ie: Glorfindel)
The Narrators, in their recent state of freedom, had decided to ban together with another Narrator who was proficient in Star Trek AND Matrix fan-fiction, meaning a "tech wiz" which is always handy. This new one is called S, and he also happened to be a boy.
It
seemed that as soon as their plan was hatched, the state of the
Whirring Device was the least of the Narrator's worries. M was
having a nervous breakdown.
"All I wanted was a friend!"
cried the distraught Narrator. "I just wanted someone to look after
me, who I could talk to, maybe an occasional cuddle. But NO! Stupid
FUCKING HORMONES!" This last cry subsided and M wrapped her arms
around her knees, sniffing tearfully and rocking back and forth in
the corner.
S pulled E and K aside, "What brought this on?
She's usually the sane one, isn't she?"
"Erm...," began
E.
"Comparatively sane anyway," K replied smoothly.
"Let's
just ask her what's wrong," E suggested.
They turned back to
do so, but they're too late. M was gone.
--
We're
screwed," the mechanic said. "The Whirring Device has better
defenses this time. I can't use conventional means to stop it.
These girls of whom you speak should be able to enter our world in
the form of characters once the whirling energies mature
fully."
"How long will this take?" The Chancellor
asked.
"Hell if I know," the mechanic replied. "The color
of this room has gone from orange to an absurdly dark red. I'm
thinking it'll go outside the part of the color spectrum we can
see, so I'll need some equipment to check on the progress, if one
can even exist. Furthermore, the level of maturation may continue to
increase with the changing of the color of the whirling energies, or
it might continue as the color stops changing, but then we won't
know whether or not the Narrator's have hit a snag. Finally, it
might mature exponentially."
"Just give me you best guess,"
The Chancellor said.
The mechanic thought for a while. "I don't
know how this works. It showed up recently, and we tried dismantling
it and succeeded for a while..."
He sighed.
"Okay," the
mechanic said, "I'm just completely guessing here...two
days."
"Well," the Chancellor began, "I'll inform the
Cabinet. Maybe a few in the House of Lords...not any from the House
of Commons of course..."
"One more thing sir," the mechanic
said, "For all I know, it's already working, and maybe they're
already here."
The Chancellor looked at the mechanic.
"Well...do what you must."
But the mechanic did not think of what he should have–what might have stopped the Narrators from entering the Multiverse in their attempt to overthrow the bureaucracy–what if this was just a decoy, drawing attention from where the Alliance should focus on the most?
--
Far and away, in a small Multi-Dimensional
Institution for the Fictionally Traumatized (MIFT) sitting on
his own, drinking a very hot cup of noon tea, a very traumatized Elf
was well on his way to a full and healthy recovery followed by a long
anticipated return to his home fandom, when suddenly, through the
hospital doors came the one thing that could send him into
remission.
The small blonde woman was wheeled into the cafeteria
and placed not far away from Glorfindel, but not so close as he had
to look at her. Her eyes had dark circles under them and her hair was
unwashed and somewhat tangled so it took him a moment to recognize
the face.
"Y-y-you!!!" he squeaked.
"Neh?" said the
woman, looking around herself for the first time. "Panda?"
"Oh
God!" he pointed and screamed "No!"
"What?"
"She's
here to make a biscuit out of me!"
"Oh God no..." M buried
her head in her hands.
Glorfindel was immediately on the defense.
"Playing opossum, eh?"
M started to cry.
"I won't
fall for your weird mind games!"
After a moment of silence,
filled only with the sound of weeping, Glorfindel caved; His one
weakness being the sound of a sorrowful woman.
"Eh...what are
you in here for anyway?"
"Oh! I've fucked everything up so
badly. And every time I try to fix it, it just turns out even worse!"
The Narrator began to wail.
"Oh, I'm sure it's not that
bad–-no! This is some secret ploy to get me to lower my defenses!
Then, once I trust you implicitly...BAM! Next thing I know, I'm
bound, gagged, drizzled in honey hanging from the ceiling with
"property of William" tattooed to my ass!"
With
difficulty, M stops crying and looks him directly in the eye. "You
know I wouldn't do that. I admit, I did things that hurt you, but
that was never my style. Anyway, that's done with. I didn't come
here to manipulate you."
Glorfindel chose to ignore this claim.
"Do the guards know what you are?" He asked threateningly.
"Your
wouldn't! There's no need! Glor, I swear to you I'm not here to
do harm!" A painful silence followed.
"I don't believe
you." said Glorfindel sadly, "GUARDS!"
M turned to watch
the approach of the asylum guards, the expression on her face
changing from disbelief to terror in the blink of an eye.
"Stop
that," napped Glor suddenly furious. "You aren't getting any
sympathy! And stand up!" He gave her arm a yank, pulling her out of
the wheelchair. "Your legs are fine!"
The guards reached
them, "Is there problem sir?" One asked.
"Yes," answered
Glor,. "This girl is a Narrator. She is a menace and ought to be
confined as such."
"A Narrator?" repeated the surprised
guard, "I see! We've been after those beings for ages. Thank you
for apprehending her sir."
The second guard came forwards and
took hold of M's arm. "They're getting the surgery room ready
Bob., let's go."
M moved closer to Glorfindel. "Surgery?"
she asked.
"Standard procedure. Narrators have their powers and
any creative urge surgically removed rendering them totally and
utterly helpless. They're then weighted with lead and
drowned."
"Now, if you'll just hand her over, "said Bob,
"We can get on with it."
"Err..." Glorfindel didn't get
a chance to speak before M was dragged away. She didn't scream or
cry, or struggle. The only hint of her absolutely fright was the
pleading glance directed at him from over her should. It was the
glance that did it. Glorfindel caved a second the second time that
hour. "Ah shit," he said, and began to plot.
--
The
Chancellor was running around in a field. He was being followed by a
cute fuzzy bunny wabbit.
"Awww!"
He ran up to the fuzzy
bunny wabbit and started to cuddle with it.
"I wuv you fuzzy
bunny wabbit!"
"SIR YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!" the fuzzy bunny
wabbit yelled.
The Chancellor looked at the fuzzy bunny wabbit
for a moment.
"Zmfgh?"
"SIR! WAKE THE FUCK UP!"
The
Chancellor awoke and saw his personal assistant (an Elf) standing
over him.
"W-what is it?"
"Sir, it looks like we've
got a Narrator situation!"
"Oh...oh I see. Yes, well...yes.
Yes, of course."
The Chancellor quickly got up and put a
bathrobe on.
"The Mechanic says it's not a malfunction...and
I've consulted our with our Narratorologists. They think the
Whirring Device is up and working again."
"But-but-but,"
the Chancellor stuttered, "they said they stopped it! They said
one of the three parts of the Whirling Device had collapsed! That it
had stopped maturing!"
"Yes, sir," the Elf said.
"It's possible one of the Narrators fell ill and another has
replaced it."
They went into the small research room and the
Chancellor was shocked to find the sphere was no longer ticking, and
it was turning crimson. The whole room was turning this color from
the light it was emanating. A mechanic started to fill him in.
Based
on their readings from tricorders, this was indeed a Whirring Device
as records indicated. Narrators, of course, could use any number of
means to interfere with the Alliance's operations, but these
problems happened sporadically. The Chancellor was further dismayed
by the fact that this was going on in the building where the leader
of the Multiverse lived and worked.
After the Chancellor called
the Chief of the Removal of Things down to his residence.
"I
thought your men had disabled this device."
This Orb of
Power (only the fourth ever found by the Alliance since the war
ended) no doubt contained enormous power like all the rest. Just a
couple weeks ago, when it was found, the Chancellor's Wizengamot
instantly recognized how this could be a huge liability for the
Alliance, and so they wisely had their best mechanics begin work on
draining the orb's powers. It would take a few months, but it's
powers, the Chancellor was assured, would be gone forever. This
process produced a ticking sound, one that the Chancellor was happy
to hear, and one that was long longer present in the room.
Plot
point: The Origin of the Alliance.
The
orbs were made during the beginning of the great Multiverse War from
forty years ago, around the time Star Trek first appeared. As the
number of fantasy and science fiction universes began to grow, the
interaction between worlds began to increase. Naturally, there were
those who wished to create a Multiverse--one where the other
universes would be introduced into Multiverse, but only if they
achieved enough success. This was the Multiverse's "Prime
Directive." And, of course, there would be strict regulation on
visiting universes that had not concluded. For instance, these days
you could not go to the Rowlingverse and cause too many things to
happen, or else JK Rowling might get the image of James Tiberius Kirk
using a phaser on Snape in her head, and that was what nobody
wanted--at least until the series was concluded, and any changes to
that universe would not be picked up on by the author.
Just as
the changes in the timeline of Star Trek: Enterprise occurred slowly,
the introduction of a fanfic on of Harry fucking Draco
up the ass or vice versa would not immediately cause such a thing to
happen, but were a fan devoted enough to the series to actually
connect to that universe with their brainwaves just as an actual
author would, their story would interfere with the actual events of
the universe. Although the Alliance was sure any Harry/Hermione
fanfics that slipped through the cracks wouldn't trouble JK Rowling,
they worried what might happen in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood
Prince if JK Rowling kept imagining Harry and Hermione getting
together too many times and if she might then begin to second-guess
herself.
Naturally, only the author of an unconcluded universe
could decide what would happen, but fanfics were still a problem.
Some bad cases that occurred in the infancy of the Alliance (before
it had nursed its' wounds from the war) included Merry and Pippin
thinking it might be funny to send completely uninteresting
characters into the Dune universe on the mission of creating a series
of bad Dune sequels--and they succeeded. Frank Herbert couldn't help
himself--it's just what came out of his head.
And by the time a
series did conclude, fanfics that weren't found and neutralized
(though this would not remove the simple text of the idea itself
which would remain on the internet or wherever even if the important
brain waves were destroyed) would actually cause changes in a
timeline as opposed to just putting thoughts in an author's head.
Luckily
for the Multiverse, no one knew about the Multiverse...until now.
People began to mix universes, and naturally (even if they were not
aware of it), these ideas would go instantly to the Multiverse. And
there were those insanely geeky hardcore fanficizers who actually did
begin to learn about the Multiverse. Of course, being insane, the
knowledge of this world's existence did not weird them out. On the
contrary, it made them get to thinking. What if they controlled the
branch of the Alliance government that regulated fanfiction? Sure,
they could write all the fanfiction for universes of series of books
that already concluded, but they would be unable to make it actually
happen. As more and more Narrators began to try, the Removal of
Things Department became more and more panicked about Narrators. If
the Multiverse fell, all the universes created by authors would be
corrupted by bad dialogue, Snape dating Ron, interspecies sex, or any
combination of what was just mentioned.
The war was fought
between the Univeralists and the Isolationists. In each universe,
friends and allies turned against one another. The war raged on for
years, but finally the Universalists were victorious. The
Isolationists recognized defeat, and after their leaders had been
executed, their soldiers welcomed the Universalists with open
arms--they might as well make the best of their situation. The
Alliance prospered and developed a well-developed bureaucracy and
taxation system. Though they did not foresee the introduction of
countless Narrators interfering with different universes, it is
thankful that the Alliance won their war and could deal with the
upcoming problem.
The orbs were created by the Isolationists
(usually more in touch with magical powers than the Universalists) in
order to concentrate power into an unstoppable orb that would
slaughter countless Universalists on the battlefield. Then, as soon
as Star Trek was canceled, the fleets of all the shows' races
appeared over the newly created Multiverse planet, which was the last
bastion of hope from the Universalists--they were losing the war, and
losing badly. The Isolationist cause attracted the most powerful
wizards from the many fantasy universes, while the Universalist cause
usually attracted those who were career politicians like Aragorn or
businessmen like Dwarves. However, once the Star Trek universe was
fully explained the situation, they gladly came to help the
Universalists. As powerful as the orbs were, they were no match for
photon fucking torpedoes. On that day, the many fanatical
Isolationists truly learned the meaning of science-fiction. During
the battle, the Isolationists retreated in all directions, and those
orbs that remained were stowed away to be kept safe.
But it
quickly became clear that their cause was lost. They surrendered
themselves, but many remained loyal enough to the cause to not reveal
where they had hidden the orbs.
And now it was clear to the
Chancellor that Narrators were using this orb's remaining power to
create a gateway (though, as mentioned before, it was just a decoy)
to the Multiverse. It seemed to the Chancellor that with this orb's
enormous powers, they might actually succeed in creating a gateway
(all attempts by Narrators previously having failed).
The Chief
laughed nervously. "Well, the vital part was removed and we were
in the process of removing the others when--"
"Yes?"
"It
found it's way back."
"Then the entire assembly must be
eliminated."
"We can't do that. You see, the different
parts are inside three non-cannon creatures."
He was talking
about the Narrators, of course.
"The entire Alliance may be
at stake."
The Chancellor rose. "A truant Narrator is
the biggest threat a universe can have. I want your full attention on
this matter. The device must be destroyed."
"But how?"
The Chancellor asked the mechanic for his assessment of the
situation.
"We're screwed," the mechanic said.
And that's how this whole mess really got started.
--
"Well,
seeing as how you need at least three Narrators to make a Whirling
Device," S said, "I've gone ahead and contributed. Those
idiot mechanics actually think they disrupted its progress with their
silly machinery. All that was M going insane!"
"All the
same," E said, "they're still draining its power, so
they're not completely witless."
"So why can she go to
MIFT on the Secondary Multi-Dimensional Planet," S asked, "but
we can't go to the Department? Why does she get to be a character so
easily?"
"Because there are hundreds of magical
protections for the Primary Multi-Dimensional Universe, and, I might
add, a few more for an Alliance building," E explained. "Believe
me, if you'd like to check out Mount Doom, we could be there in a few
minutes. Anyway, I'm very glad you came to join us considering the
recent, ah, incident with M. We just need to wait a little longer.
The whole Alliance is in chaos. By the time their paranoia reaches
its apex, we'll strike at their most vulnerable point."
"Where?"
S asked.
"We'd rather like it to be a surprise for you,"
K said.
"Indeed," E added.
"Oh come on, tell
me," S said.
"Well," K began, "It was M's
idea really. Let's just say we'll slip in the back door while they're
all paranoid and busying themselves."
"Oh. You mean
we're going into the Multiverse using a means different from an Orb
of Power just outside the backdoor to the Department?"
"Oh,
well, yes," K said.
"How much longer until we can go?"
S asked.
"Not too long," E said, "We're going
to--"
"I don't care how," S said. "'I just
don't want to wait much longer. My last Chapter of Harry Potter where
Ron and Hermione fuck for 12 hours straight at least deserves to wind
up in JK's head."
Editor's Note: Well, you sure got a lot of background in this chapter. All clear? It takes groups of three Narrators to power a Whirring Device now that the original magic is gone. Well, soon we'll get to the interesting part. There's more!
