Johnny: Sponcered by "Leprechan Juice" 'Juice of the Leprechans' No leprechans were harmed in the making of this juice.
Random beat up leprechan: Says you!
Cat: Our second contestant is Kimiko singing she version of "Great Balls of Fire"
Kimiko: Training shake my nerves and rattles my brain
Too much of that drives a girl insane
It's time to rest, I did my best
Goodness gracious I'm on fire!
I laughed at Fung 'cause the exercise were funny
He made me scurb the floor covered in honey
Then the bees came, I begged to stop
Goodness gracious I'm on fire
I got the new shen gong wu and it feels so good!
I won it my self just like a Xiaolin Monk should
I shoots tacos, that's so cool!
I'm a tell this world that it's mine mine mine mine-ine
I paint my nails and I pick my outfit
I'm really nervous but it sure is fun
This brand new wu! It's really cool!
Goodness gracious I'm on fire!
I got the new shen gong wu and it feels so good!
I won it my self just like a Xiaolin Monk should
I shoots tacos, that's so cool!
I'm a tell this world that it's mine mine mine mine-ine
I paint my nails and I pick my outfit
I'm really nervous but it sure is fun
This brand new wu! It's really cool!
Goodness gracious I'm on fire!
I say goodness gracious I'm on fire.
Johnny: YAY FIRE IS GOOD FOR BURNING STUFF!
Cat: You have apeased our Simon-Judge. Good job.
Dojo: Kimiko? Cleaning fluids?
Kimiko: NO! (puts her bottle of cleaning fluids into Jack's pocket)
Jack: Wow I'm still here! HI MOM!
Jack's Mom: (waving from the audiance)
Johnny: Someone get him off the stage!
Cat: SECURITY!
Random ninja: (runs in and drag Jack off)
Jack's Mom: (hitting ninjas with purse)
Naruto: I got pwned!
Sakura: Why are we the ninjas!
Cat: I wanted to see Sasuke beat up.
Sasuke: (still being pwned by Jack's Mom)
Cat: Heh heh, die jerk!
Cat: Three guess who hates Sasuke! Next chapter will be up tomorrow! Believe it!
Naruto: (beating Cat up for stealing his quote)