Johnny: CAT! Quit spazzing!
Cat: But... the cleaning flu- I mean... Ummm... LACK OF SLEEP is making me CRAZY!
Johnny: Cat... Give it.
Cat: (mournfully hands over bottle of cleaning fluids)
Johnny: Good Cat. Have a chicken leg.
Cat: SCORE! (eating chicken)
Johnny: Our next contest and his song are bound to gather at least one flame-
Cat: Give it up for-
Johnny and Cat: CHASE YOUNG SINGING "KUNG FU FIGHTING!"
Chase: Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those monks were fast as lightning
Kimiko's outfit was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
That little guy Omi messing up slang all around
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those monks were fast as lightning
Kimiko's outfit was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Omi, Kim and Clay and Rai
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those monks were fast as lightning
Kimiko's outfit was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing
(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning
Cat: And then there were flames.
Johnny: (lights match)
Cat: Not that kind. Put the fire out Johnny.
Johnny: (looks depressed and throws match in conviniently placed water bowl)
Cat: Yes, behold as the flames come rolling in like thunder.
Johnny: QUIT TEASING ME!
Cat: GO SET SASUKE ON FIRE!
Johnny: (sets Sasuke on fire)