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AN/ Sorry for not updating any of my stories for a while…but once I finished season 6 on DVD…I'm just so mad at Gilmore Girls in general…and the direction it's going in…I'm like on strike…I'll only write one-shots until I get over the shock season 6 put on me. Read this and review PLEASE!
Love you ALL!
TYA
PERFECT
I've always hated that she was so fuckin' perfect.
She was like a fuckin' fairy tale character.
I hated her so much.
Could you blame me?
She had the fantastic body.
Not a surgically enhanced one.
She had the perfect face.
Not a freaking' small one.
She had the beautiful, huge, pretty, fucking blue eyes.
Not smaller, seasick green ones.
She had the good tastes in music, books, movies…everything!
Fucking everything!
She also had the perfect mom.
The fuckin' perfect home life.
Not a freaking' society "I don't give a crap about you" parents.
Not a screwed up home life.
She had a TRUE best friend.
Not a back stabbing slut.
She was smart.
Not that I wasn't, but she was 10 freaking' times as smart.
She was nice.
Not a freaking' devil minus the horns and tail.
She was virginal…precious…untouched…innocent…a Mary.
Not slutty…a whore…a bimbo…a bitch…a Maggie.
She was an optimist.
Not a pessimist.
She was freaking' happy.
Not so fucking depressed.
In high school, she had ONE perfect boyfriend.
Not, like seventy-six one nightstands.
She also had the schools very own play boy fawning over her.
She wasn't just another of his locker sluts
Now, the news paper articles read: Hayden Heir Leaves Huntzberger Heir for Book Writer Jess Mariano.
Not: Old Money is on 4th Husband at Only 32.
She has the fucking perfect life.
Not the most screwed up life.
She is freaking' perfect!
Not totally screwed.
She is fucking Rory "Mary" Gilmore.
Not Summer "Freaking" Rogers.