Fung: The cleaning fluids.
Johnny: (nods) So here's Cat singing her nerdy little verison of "I like Big Butts"
Cat: rap
I like big books and I can not lie
You other sistas can't deny
That when a guy walks in with an little picture book
A puny little disgrace
Tells it pathectic with just one look
Wanna read all night
Cuz you notice that book wasn't fright
Deep in the 'pack he's wearing
Those huge books, I can't stop staring
Those bright white pages glaring
Not fulla pictures
My homegirls tried to warn me
But that book you got
Full of jokes that aren't corny
Not about some team that wins
Not about some dumb old pins
Well use me use me cuz that ain't your average book
I've seen them prancin'
Those huge fat books dancin'
I'll read all the books in the world
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat books are the thing
Take the average nerd-man and ask him that
That book gotta be as big as a cat
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your geek-friend got the book? (heck yeah)
Well read it, read it, read it, read it, read that big ole book
Book got back
WORD IN THE AIR!
Dojo: Wow. Cleaning fluids are bad.
Johnny: Yes they are...
I set my mind to it and I finally wrote this song!