October 30, 1642
Somewhere off the coast of Port Royal
My name is Captain Jack Sparrow and I am a pirate. As near as one can tell, it's All Hallows Eve back in Jolly Old England. I've put myself on a quest to stop the mutinous first mate of my old ship, The Black Pearl that was stolen from me by the twisted Barbossa. Unfortunately for him, he's headed straight into a trap. The legendary Aztec Gold hidden by Cortez is actually cursed. "Any mortal who takes but a single piece from this treasure shall be cursed for eternity." Seems like a splendid plan. Let them be killed, take me ship and sail back on into Tortuga. I almost laugh at their stupidity and bravery. You see, they're sailing into a storm and I'm going to follow them. But only one of us is coming out.
Author's note: The storm he's talking about is actually "the evil" that takes him into the 1300s. And then the evil will take Ash to Port Royal. Thanks for your reviews and I look forward to writing more of the misadventures of Captain Jack Sparrow and Ash Williams in the coming days. Don't worry, one's a pirate, the other's a chainsaw-armed sarcastic slob.