A/N: Here ya go, you lovely people, sorry for taking long, but please be patient! (puppy dog eyes)
Disclaimer: I will never own Kingdom Hearts, which I use for my own sick and twisted purposes D
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Mr. Strife sat on his chair, like a tiger ready to pounce on you and kill you. He sat in his chair, eyeing every student, who were forced to write standards for absolutely no reason. The students kept their eyeson their paper, and the only sound that was heard was the pencils tapping on the paper. One kid made the mistake of looking up at the clock. Mr. Strife stood up on his chair, picked the kid up by his collar, and threw him out the door.
"AND STAY OUT!" He yelled in anger, making the girls gasp and the boys just snicker. Mr. Strife turned around. "WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" He boomed, and the guys went back to the standards. Namine shook inher seat, writing down the standards with her baby blue Hello Kitty lead pencil(I DONT OWN HELLO KITTY!). She shook her leg nervously, writing the standards as fast as she could. Kairi just looked at the clock, hoping that classes would be over soon.
Mr. Strife marched back to his chair, boring at every student that he passed. Sora just gulped, writing so fast that his wrist hurt badly. Roxas, who was a bit rebellious, took out a piece of Winterfresh gum, and quietly began chewing it. Unfortunately, Mr.Strife heard the soft noise that his teeth made when chewing the gum. He ran out of his seat and grabbed Roxas with one hand and threw him out the door.
"NO CHEWING GUM IN MY CLASS!" He yelled, and muttered something under his breath, walking back towards his chair. Namine took a peek outside to see Roxas, sitting on his butt, rubbing his neck to relieve the pain. She smiled, trying to hold in her laughter, and looked up at the clock. 12 minutes until the class ended.
The classroom was quiet for the next 5 minutes, when all of a sudden, a young woman walked in. Kairi looked up, and saw that it was Ms. Gainsborough, who carried a brown clipboard and a silver pen with the words "Green Thumb Co." written on it. She took small steps and made her way to Mr. Strife's desk, who looked up, and literally jumped out of his seat when he made eye contact with her green eyes.
"Aw-wu-," he cleared his throat ",what can I do for you, Ms. Gainsborough?" He asked. She giggled from his reaction, and showed him the clipboard. Kairi took a peek to see what they would be talking about, but all she could hear was Ms. Gainsborough whispering into his ear. She groaned and just went back to doing her standards.
7 mintues later...
"You're homework is to read pages 1-132. Don't finish it and you'll get detention for 1 month!" He hissed, and the students rushed out the door, pushing through the other students to get out of that hellhole. Namine made her way, and was able to pull Kairi out of there. The two brushed off any dirt or dust that was on their skirt, and then the two made their way towards Ms. Cherry's class, who having a get together. The two girls reached that class in five minutes, and saw Riku there, with a small silver mirror, chewing minty gum.
"Hey Riku, what's up?" Kairi asked, trying to be friendly.
"Nothing, just the halo over my head showing how angelic I am." Riku answered, giving one of those Elvis smiles. Namine burst out laughing. Riku glared at her playfully.
"Don't be hatin', girlfriend!" He said, making the trio laugh. After a few mintues, Ms. Cherry walked in the classroom, with a binder that had so many papers stuffed inside of it.
"Hello, class, now here is what I would like to announce. Does anybody have an interest in performing in front of an audience?" She asked, sticking her neck out to see if anyone would like to participate. No one raised their hand, not even RIku, who was too busy cleaning his nails.
"Well, too bad, because in December, a few of you will be performing music in front of the school for our Winter Concert! Yay!" SHe bounced up and down, trying to get the teens into the spirit. Everyone stared at her. She just rolled her eyes.
"Okay, so only kids with A's will get to sing!" She said, and walked away, humming to a Beethoven song. As soon as she left, the adolescents began chatting with each other.
"Wow...I would be scared if I had to do that." Kairi said, thinking about how everything would turn out to be. Namine nodded in agreement. Riku just popped in.
"I'm a sexy mama!" He said randomly, making all the students laugh.
"We should go now." Namine said, and reached for the door knob, only to find that it was locked.
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"ROXAS YOU ATE MY DONUT!" Sora yelled at him, holding a pink paper box with donut crumbs inside of it. Roxas examined it, scratching his chin and putting on a pair of glasses that belonged to some kid he accidently tripped.
"It appeard that there is some glubefiberaciosis..." Roxas said, making a Sherlock Holmes voice.
"You just made that up?" Sora muttered, lifting an eyebrow. Roxas rolled his eyes.
"Whatever! One of those kids took it, you doink! Don't you remember you left it out and that girl with the braces took it! Dumbbutt... " He said, playfully slapping his head. Sora threw a chocolate wrapper at him.
"Whatever, but you're gonna buy me another one!" Sora yelled. Roxas just walked away and plopped down on the couch and watched television.
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"MWU-MWU-MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed Sephiroth, who was sitting in his black chair, in a dark and gothic room."I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!"
"Uh...who are you talking to?" His secretary, Elena, asked him. Sephiroth blushed and sat back on his chair.
"N-Nothin'" He said, shirfting his eyes. Elena shrugged and walked away. Sephiroth then began jumping up and down repeatedly.
"EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL...IT DRIVES ME CRAZY!" He yelled, dancing to the song "Evil drives me crazy" by The Turks. He then ran around his office biting everything that he could. "MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Dad, shut up." His son Kadaj said while listening to his iPod. Sephiroth sat back in his chair, fixing his black tie that read "Dr.Evil is my King" and looked through his agenda book.
"Hmm...I wonder if Mr.Strife is ready for another fight?" He asked himself while eating a dark chocolate candy bar.
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"Sorry, children." Ms. Cherry apologized, hearing the sound of relief the students made when she opened the door. Kairi walked out of there, thinking about how fun it would be to sing. Imagine...singing your heart out to a whole audience! She sighed and skipped like if she were in a great dream. Namine walked out, checking her phone and making sure that she would not be late to do homework. And lastly, Riku walked out of the room, looking at his reflection from the windows.
"Ladies, I am sorry, but I'ma have to go now. I have to go to my male modeling classes." Riku said and walked away. Namine chuckled and dragged Kairi with her to go out to the Starbucks mini shop. The two grabed their wallets as they each decided what they were going to get. Namine played with a strand of hair as she waited, until the line got shorter and she finally reached the register lady.
"Uh, can I get a non-fat vanilla frappuchino, and a bagel?" She asked. The clerkgirl nodded, her bangs covered her face, her hat covering her face, and her voice so low. After pressing a few buttons on the cash register, she finally told her the change.
"Your total is $4.75, miss." She said. Namine handed her a $10 bill, since it was the only thing she had on her wallet. Namine then grabbed her receipt and walked away. When the young salesgirl saw that Namine did not receive her change, she quickly tried to get the attention of Namine.
"Um, miss you forgot your change!" She yelled, but Namine did not hear her. WIth no other choice, she ran up to Namine, who was grabbing a few napkins. SHe finally reached her and tapped her on the shoulder. "Um, miss," the girl lifted her head"here is you...Namine?" The girl looked up, and Namine saw her emerald eyes. Namine gasped and smiled.
"Olette?"
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Author's Note: Yeah, very crappy, I know, and I am very sorry that this took forever...heh, school, what a pain in the ass...and the brain! .
PLEASE, I AM BEGGING YOU, JUST HOLD ON! DONT GIVE UP ON ME, I HAVE SO MANY FUNNY EVENTS PLANNED OUT FOR THIS!
Oh, and please review D