Hello readers or should I say traitors, you have been very unkind to me in the recent past so I will write a text book instead of a bonus chapter...HAHAHAH!
You will face the wrath of boring sentences, painful words and eternal paragraphs that look like nonsense unless you have proper clarification (which is rather hard to get these days) now this text book will rear it's ugly head and force you into reading until you meet your doom! HAHAHAHA! On to the text book….
Ancient Mayan civilizationThe ancient Maya civilization occupied the eastern third of Mesoamerica, primarily the Yucatan Peninsula. The topography of the area greatly varied from volcanic mountains, which comprised the highlands in the South, to a porous limestone shelf, known as the Lowlands, in the central and northern regions. The southern portion of the Lowlands were covered by a rain forest with an average height of about 150 feet. Scattered savannas and swamps, or bajos, appeared sporadically, interrupting the dense forests. The northern Lowlands were also comprised of forests but they were drier than their southern counterparts, mainly growing small thorny trees. February to May was the dry season characterized by air that was intensely hot and uncomfortable. At this time of year, the fields had recently been cut and had to be burned in accordance with their slash and burn form of agriculture. The skies filled with a smoky grit, making the air even more unbearable until the rains came in late May to clear the murky atmosphere.
(now you know what's coming…)
Dr. Riddles: KIDDING
Kiddo: WHA-
Hannah: yep you really think I'd make them read a text book! (text book excerpt courtesy of something I found searching on google)
Kiddo: so now she's gonna let them read a bonus chapter, right Dr. Riddles
Dr. Riddles: that is true……..OR NOT
Kiddo: WHA-
Hannah: yes I am gonna let them read a bonus chapter if you two stop talking
Dr. Riddles and Kiddo: yes, right a way!
Hannah: on to the BONUS CHAPTER!
Kiyo and Ponygon's adventure meru, meru me!
The ancient Maya civilization occupied the eastern third of Mesoamerica, primarily the Yucatan Peninsula. The topography of the area greatly varied from volcanic mountains, which comprised the highlands in the South, to a porous limestone shelf, known as the Lowlands, in the central and northern regions. The southern portions of the Lowlands were…..
Kiyo put down his text book and groaned.
"I've already read this before!" he said "In the second grade!"
Kiyo got up from the desk he was sitting in and looked around his room
"sure is quiet around here" he said "without Zatch"
just like he had jinxed the silence Ponygon ran into his room screaming "meru, meru, me" for his life while being chased by an overly large bumble bee. He knocked over Kiyo's stack of books then fell on the floor.
"PONYGON!" Kiyo yelled a vein popping on his forehead "you idiot it took me forever to stack those books clean them up!"
Ponygon first attempted to lift the books but could not due to the fact he had no opposable thumbs, but then he remembered what he could do with out opposable thumbs….
"meru, meru, me!" Ponygon yelled and charged at Kiyo
'get off me you sorry excuse for a horse!" Kiyo cried in pain and gathered up all his strength then pushed Ponygon off him.
Ponygon slid across the floor and bumped against the wall
"meru" he cried and a big bump appeared on the top of his head
"serves you right" kiyo retorted
"meru, meru me" Ponygon began "meru me! Me, me meru!"
"I have no idea what your saying" Kiyo laughed
Ponygon began to cry in the corner. He thought to himself 'Kiyo is such a meanie how would he feel if no one could understand him? I should teach him a lesson'
Kiyo decided to leave the room before Ponygon got any more ideas as he walked out the door he thought 'Ponygon needs to learn to be more friendly if I can learn so can he just because I can't be his book owner doesn't give him a right to be mean'
Suddenly an old Chinese lady with a fortune cookie poofed in front of Ponygon and then in front of Kiyo.
"a fortune cookie?" Kiyo asked "why and who are you and how did you get in are you a mamodo?"
the lady only smiled and poofed away Kiyo saw that Ponygon ate the cookie and lived so he decided to eat his to but as soon as both he and Ponygon had swallowed their cookies the lights turned off, the ground shook and Kiyo and Ponygon were poofed into different rooms. (this is kinda a weird version of the freaky Friday scenario… I think)
Kiyo got up off the floor
"how did I get in the dinning room" he asked in his head then he began to look around "boy everything is a lot taller….how can this be?" he thought
he ran out of the room. He didn't know what happened but it probably had something to do with that darned Ponygon.
Meanwhile….
"how did I get in Kiyo's mom's bedroom" Ponygon thought as he got up "I must be growing cause I sure am taller! Mommy will be proud…wait a second…I don't think so.. this is probably Kiyo's doing he's always causing trouble!"
Ponygon ran out of the room and bumped right into….himself?
"HEY!"
"MERU ME!"
"whoa!" Ponygon yelled "I can talk and I'm staring at myself!" (from now on when I say Ponygon I mean Ponygon in Kiyo's Body and when I say Kiyo I mean Kiyo in Ponygon's body)
"meru!" Kiyo yelled "meru, meru me, me, me, me meru!"
"ha, ha" Ponygon laughed "I have no idea what you're saying! Boy I've always wanted to say that!"
"meru me!" Kiyo yelled and jumped to beat up Kiyo
then Kiyo's mom called from downstairs
"Kiyo, Ponygon!" stop fighting "Kiyo, Suzy came to walk with you to summer school!"
"meru, me, meru, meru me!" Kiyo yelled
"what you say Ponygon" Ponygon laughed "I guess I have to go to school with beautiful Suzy and you have to stay home"
"isn't that sweet, Suzy" Kiyo's mom said to Suzy as she let her in "Kiyo says your beautiful!"
"Oh! My wonderful Kiyo-Miyo! I love you so much!" Suzy hugged Ponygon
"I love you too Suzy, lets go!" Ponygon said and he and Suzy walked out the door, Kiyo just stared until he saw Ponygon turn his head around and make a mean face at him, then Kiyo decided to figure out what to do.
"I don't even like Suzy so I can get Ponygon's taunting out of the way" Kiyo thought "but how can I get back to normal. First lets see…"
he picked up Zatch's spell book
"can I still read this?" Kiyo wondered "no…" he said as he opened it and flipped through the pages where 'Zaker', 'Rasheild' and all the other spell are supposed to be.
"I wonder if I can do Ponygon's spell?" Kiyo asked himself "better go find Sunbeam"
Kiyo left his house to go find Sunbeam, he hoped he was at his job today.
Meanwhile….
"what?" Suzy exclaimed "there's no teacher at school today!"
"hurray!" Ponygon yelled "let's party"
"yeah!" Yamanaka agreed then Iwashima grabbed his boom box and turned on Folgore.
Hey, hey let's dance all day, boing, boing!
"I love this song!" Ponygon said and began to sing along and dance
"but, kiyo!" Suzy said, while dancing "I thought you hated it"
"uuuhhhh!" Ponygon said
"no way!" Kane yelled while dancing "who could hate it?"
"yeah!" ponygon agreed
"ok!" Suzy said
everyone danced for along time (meanwhile the teacher and his wife were announcing the sports events at camp)
"now it's time for Megumi!" Iwashima declared and turned on Megumi
"yay!" everyone but Suzy said
"she's my other girlfriend" Ponygon announced (he's trying to make Kiyo look bad)
"what?" Suzy yelled
"but you're my true love" Ponygon said and picked up Suzy
"Oh Kiyo!" Suzy said and they started making out….
Dr Riddles: hey wait a minute this story is rated K so they can't do that
Hannah: but I think you all can handle that, right reader, it wasn't graphic at all and besides you're the one who made that comment about Lady Susan last chapter, Dr Riddles!
Kiddo: I still don't get that!
Hannah: good, now didn't I tell you two to stop talking so I can write!
Dr Riddles and Kiddo: oh yeah…
Hannah: right now this chapter seems to have gotten a little long so readers, know that this is part one of the bonus chapter and there will be apart two
Kiddo: takes a deep breath preparing to say 'really'
Hannah: and, yes, I'm not kidding
Kiddo: exhales
Hannah: don't you two have an episode of Zatch Bell to work on?
Dr Riddles: yes, we do! What will Zatch, Kiyo, Tia, Megumi, Folgore, Kanchome, Ponygon, Sunbeam, Wonrei, and Li-en do with out us?
Kiddo: don't forget Lady Susan and the rest of the majestic twelve
Dr Riddles: Lady Susan…oh yeah! Let's go! (he poofed away)
Kiddo: see ya next half of the chapter! (he poofed away)
Hannah: ………….. Lady Susan is ugly…………….