Hi everyone, I'll let the dialogue explain what's gonna happen…
Hannah: Second part of Kiyo and Ponygon's Adventure Meru, Meru, me!
Dr Riddles: and I know what's gonna happen
Kiddo: yeah! He knows everything!
Dr Riddles: I would say KIDDING but it's true
Kiddo: I would say WHA- but he didn't really say KIDDING
Dr Riddles: then Hannah would mutter something about us under her breath….
Kiddo: and then send us away, but be nice to me
Dr Riddles: and then…
Hannah: a vein pops on her head and then I'd beat you up for making up things about me and telling them to my potential reviewers...(except for Kiddo, he's too cute)
Dr Riddles: heheheh...what did I say… runs away Kiddo, escape while you can!
Kiddo: on to the next part of the bonus chapter…I'll stay, I'm too cute to be hurt!
Kiyo walked down the streets of Mochinoki looking for somewhere an engineer might work. In Ponygon's body, everything was so tall compared to him and if he tried to ask for directions no one would understand what he was saying.
"I never understood how hard it is for Ponygon" Kiyo thought as he continued on his way "if only he could talk…"
Kiyo heard some guy say groovy after about a half an hour of walking, but when he turned to see who it was it was only some disco hippie of justice, probably praying mantis Joe trying to be cool.
Kiyo decided to give up on seeing if he could do Ponygon's spell and decided it would be better to find Ponygon, make sure he's not causing trouble and sort out this switching places mess.
Back at school Ponygon was now throwing a giant party in the class and had invited people from off the streets he'd never met before even Dr Riddles was there.
Hannah: either get back to your show or back here so you can help me write
The party had stopped and everyone was staring at Dr. Riddles while he had an argument with a seemingly non-existent person
"but you said you'd beat me up !" Dr Riddles yelled "why can't I enjoy Kiyo's party?"
Hannah: I was joking, and besides Lady Susan's here, hey Lady Susan say "hello"
Joe Blow dressed as Lady Susan: oh, hi Dr Riddles, what's up, I miss you he turns to Hannah and whispers why are you making me where a leotard
Hannah: cause you sued Folgore, Ok! Now make Dr Riddles get here!
"I didn't sue Folgore!" Dr Riddles said
Hannah: I wasn't talking to you, I was….er….talking to Lady Suzan, yeah that's right!
"how dare you accuse her of suing Folgore!" Dr Riddles yelled shouted and poofed to my room
everyone at Ponygon's party just stood there for a few seconds contemplating what happened but finally they decided they'd rather party then think so they partied.
"Kiyo has such a great life" Ponygon thought but soon he would learn otherwise….
SLAM!
The door to the class room slammed shut and the teacher walked in everyone rushed to their seats.
"I was just in court because I was announcing sports in a camp since I didn't want to come to summer school and teach a bunch of hooligans" the teacher said angrily "then a parent sued me for not teaching her son and I come into the classroom to see a party being led by the very kid I was sued for not teaching, Kiyo, please report to the main office immediately"
Ponygon got up from Kiyo's desk and left the room to go to the office, which earned him some snickers from the other students.
"don't laugh now!" the teacher declared "every single one of you is going to be doing extra work all summer"
the class groaned the teacher smiled realizing his day had gotten a lot better.
Ponygon trudged down the hallway towards where he guessed the office was
"Kiyo has a evil teacher" Ponygon muttered "but a cute girlfriend…."
Later….
"Kiyo Takamine" the principal said "you've broken several rules today is that true?"
"yes ma'am" Ponygon said afraid to be in anymore trouble
"this doesn't go well on your files next to all the times you've skipped school" the principal told him "and you're such a bright young man too, why waste your talents?"
"uhh.." Ponygon stuttered
"you can go back to class now" the principal said "but I am gonna call your mother"
Ponygon left the room and then the office and began to make his way back to Kiyo's class, rethinking how great it would be to stay Kiyo forever.
"I'd have Suzy" Ponygon said out loud "but I'd also have the rude teacher, I'd miss mom too"
PUNCH!
"ouch!" Ponygon exclaimed getting off the floor to look at his attacker
"does Kiyo the party boy miss his mommy?" some bully said
"what?" Ponygon asked uncertainly (he hated fighting)
"why didn't you let me come to your summer school party?" the bully asked
"well….uhh…"Ponygon stammered at a loss for words
KICK
Ponygon tried to get up again after he had been kicked but couldn't so he was left there as a laughing bully walked away.
A few minutes later in class…
Ponygon sat at kiyo's desperately trying to finish the pile of work with a black eye and the constant pain of a kicked something in his pants that he had no idea what it was (Ponygon has no…when he's in his body so he wouldn't know, right) Suzy tried to make him feel better but she got in trouble and had to go sit somewhere else, but there was one good point to all this Ponygon could finally hold a pencil!
Kiyo was at home wondering how Ponygon's tiny little legs would carry him all the way to school after he walked all around Mochinoki getting lost every few seconds because he was so short he couldn't see where he was going.
"Ponygon could be causing a lot of trouble at school" Kiyo thought "but on the other hand I'm so tired, Ponygon has no muscle…I need a glass of water!"
Kiyo got up and trotted into the kitchen where he, after pulling a chair so he could reach, got a cup
SMASH
"I forgot" Kiyo said "Ponygon can't hold anything"
Kiyo ended up drinking his fill directly from the sink, the question was a few minutes later…
"HOW DO I GO TO THE BATHROOM IN THIS THING!" Kiyo yelled but luckily it came out as "MERU,MERU ME!"
Dr Riddles: How will Kiyo and Ponygon solve their current dilemma?
Kiddo: find out on the next…
Hannah: and hopefully last…
Kiddo: installment of Kiyo and Ponygon's adventure meru, meru me!
Joe Blow: can I take off this Lady Susan costume yet?
Dr Riddles: it was a costume?
Kiddo: of course, the real Lady Susan has a butt on her chest like real females, this guy has nothing, and I thought you new everything!
Dr Riddles: I do….but the costume, along with Kiddo's last sentence, went a little to far…
Hannah: heheheh…REVIEW READERS runs away
