Hannah: Dr Riddles and Kiddo are at a party I mean out sick so I've chosen other people to help me out for the time being. Everyone welcome Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura! (the three walk in)
Naruto: what are we doing here? This fanfiction has nothing to do with my show and there's no ramen!
Sakura: shut up, Naruto! We have to make a good impression, what if Kakashi-sensei's watching?
Kakashi: actually I'm right here
Sasuke: I'm leaving…my brother needs killing walks away
Sakura: no! Sasuke! Don't leave me here with Naruto!
Hannah: ok enough with the reunion, on to the chapter info
Sakura: Hannah is very happy that her friends/readers/reviewers gave her great ideas! They were so thoughtful!
Kakashi: almost as good as make out paradise! (me: eeww!)
Naruto: yeah, yeah...I could have thought of all of them too, ya know, because I'm so great and I'll be the next Hokage and the greatest one who saved the village was my dad (I think) and Sakura likes me so much I love you too Sakura!
Sakura: get a life (starts beating Up Naruto
Kakashi: save the fighting for a mission breaks them up
Naruto: I'm the best!
Hannah: you're so annoying! Even more annoying then Dr Riddles (I didn't say that if he asks)
Sakura: I know! So annoying!
Hannah: you should fight more on your missions, no offense, but even Ino can do better (why'd I say that outta the blue?)
Sakura: ……….. vein pops on forehead ……….
Hannah: heheheh….on to the chapter!
On the stage…………
"I can't take this anymore!" Alina exclaimed "every act goes wrong"
Naruto: isn't that the point of the story?
"I know!" Kida agreed "I'd rather battle Naomi then this!"
Hannah: since Sarah and Yuki have almost no role in these chapters they're gonna be step in announcers for a little while, but Kida and Alina will be back
"take over for us" Kida and Alina begged Yuki and Sarah "only for awhile"
"fine" Yuki and Sarah said and new announcers were chosen.
"ok everyone!" Yuki announced "the next act is MEGUMI!"
all the Megumi fans cheer along with the teacher, his wife and his class…except Suzy who pouted.
"ok!" Sarah said "and Megumi will be singing a song Hannah made up, out of randomness…and chicken!"
"Hi!" Megumi greeted the crowd "I'll sing 'I'm in love with fried chicken'"
Hannah: it's a weird song I mad up to the tune of I'm in love with a stripper, (ya know that dumb song) and passed around.
Megumi began to sing to the tune of I'm in love with a stripper it's not exactly the same timing and some lines were cut out…hope it's funny (please say it is)
(verse 1)
mmm.. yummy chicken
born inside a hen house
got meat that's sizzling down
I see you , you look good
Tastes so sweet
Coming off of the fryer
Yea, yea, yeah
(chorus)
Cause I'm in love with fried chicken
It's boiling
It's burning
It's burning
And rotisserie
It's turning
It's turning
Cause I'm in love with fried chicken
(verse 2)
Of all of the wings they'd be the hottest
Thick and juicy meat
that's cooked until it's brown
hurry up
I'm getting real hungry
Yea, yea, yea
(chorus)
Cause I'm in love with fried chicken
It's boiling
It's burning
It's burning
And rotisserie
It's turning
It's turning
Cause I'm in love with fried chicken
Oh yea!
Megumi took a big bow and everyone cheered
"no matter what she sings she hot!" Iwashima said
"and all mine" Kane said
"no mine!" Yamanaka declared
the three got in a fight, Suzy just stared jealously when Megumi, who was leaving the stage blew a kiss at "her" Kiyo.
Back on stage………
"next is…" Yuki began but was interrupted by some one jumping on to the stage
Penny, the surprise performer was on the stage preparing to sing
"I'm Penny!" she announced "and this is for Zatch! Oh Zatch I love you!"
Zatch just shrank low in his seat. Penny began…..(it's just her normal song though scroll down past it if you don't wanna read)
Oh my heart beats like a drum,
Pa rum, pum, pum, pum, pum.
I'm trembling with the feeling,
And my mind is sent a reeling.
Could this feeling really be love?
Is it sent from the stars above?
So beautiful,
So marvelous,
And so wonderful for me!
My face is the glow and everyone knows just what I'm feeling,
I'm floating on a cloud of fluff,
And everything.
Everything.
Unbounded love.
Unbounded love.
Love is such a beautiful thing.
Oh yeah,
Oh yeah,
Oh yeah.
I look like a goddess,
I look like a real angel,
I'm in love,
Yes I'm in love,
And love's a beautiful thing.
You can call me Penny.
Call me Pretty Penny.
Sappy Penny,
Happy Penny,
Beautiful Penny.
I'm in love,
And I'm Pretty,
Penny!
That's me!
The audience didn't clap so Penny put on her really angry face and started cursing at them. Tia got angry.
"so who is she?" she demanded of Zatch
"I don't remember" Zatch said dumbly (it's fun for him to have three girlfriends)
Hannah: we're all out of time so no more to read to day but maybe tomorrow or the day after depending on when I decide to write.
Naruto: next time I go on a super hard A ranked mission and beat up everyone while Sasuke runs away in fear like a girl……
Sakura: don't talk about 'my' Sasuke that way
Hannah: you and Suzy have a lot in common, anyway sorry there's no Zatch and Suzy's mini adventure but there was no room.
Kakashi: but never fear, next time it's the kids of the camp who perform and there probably will be room for Zatch and Suzy's mini adventure (which isn't very mini anymore)
Hannah: review! And give me ideas for the next bonus chapter!