YO! Here are some of the scary stories you or the campers tell! Oh and yay, Sarah303 for guessing who the dark shadowy figure was! Give her around of applause! But remember the campers don't know that. And I got really good ideas from my reviews/readers/friends like Rykun and Sarah303 (mostly them but others too) and I was politely asked to stop the suing joke (which I agree is quite old and not funny) and I gladly will not on to the story…
Hannah: first up is Zatch's scary story!
Kiddo: about Tia, oooh scary!
Dr Riddles: now don't be rude, Kiddo!
Hannah: READ!
Everyone was settled around a big campfire preparing to hear and tell scary stories, except Tia who went to the bathroom
"I WANNA GO FIRST!" Zatch yelled
"ok" the consoler said
"once apoun a time…" Zatch began "there was a strangler named Tia who was always strangling the ones she called her friends, one day she strangled me so hard I cried and it was really scary!"
"Me too!" Kanchome yelled "it was awful!"
"I know!" Zatch said "and the worst part about it is it's all true"
all the campers gasped! Then Tia snuck behind Zatch and Kanchome and started doing what she was famous for, strangling
"OH SO IT'S TRUE IS IT?" Tia yelled at Zatch
"well you sure a proving it!" Zatch choked
"OH REALLY?" Tia screeched
Hannah: on to the next story…
Naomi got up to recite a scary story where she was saved by Zatch…I mean a mysterious time I was being attacked by a monster and Zatch I mean some hot blonde guy came out of nowhere and saved me" Naomi said "yeah, and the evil lion one too, because one time a lion was attacking me and I saved him too and he saved me because he's my boyfriend"
"EEEEEWWW" everyone said
"you're just jealous of our love" Naomi bragged "tough love is the best!"
"boo, you suck" some kid said
Kiddo: on to the next story….
Buster began to tell about him and Tia
"Tia is not a strangler and I love her" Buster said "she is hot and cool, and hot and pretty and did I mention hot? So baby, let's go out together"
"get a life" Tia said
"a life with you is all I want" Buster exclaimed and was strangled
"that'll teach you" Tia said
"Tia, will you bare my children" Buster persisted
"I'M SIX YEARS OLD" Tia yelled by that time Zatch had gotten up, beat up Buster and thrown him off a cliff, after Tia had slapped him.
Dr Riddles: that was….er…violent….
Hannah: hey! No room for commentary!
Kiddo: next story….
Yuki got up to tell her story….
"I am from another world" she said "I have magic powers that if someone reads my book I unleash and I hope to be the next ruler of my world but one time and evil guy came and almost burned my book and it was really scary. He told me to run and cling to life! But I was too scared so I died! Waaah!"
every kid was screaming because they were only six or seven years old and two horns popped out of Yuki's head
"clam down guys it's not true" Yuki exclaimed "it's just a story and it has a happy ending!"
"I does?" everyone asked
"yep!" Yuki told the group "I became a kind queen of my world and there were no wars ever"
"HURRAY!" Zatch cheered "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO,ONLY FOR REAL!"
Yuki just smiled to herself, glad that no one figured out her little secret…
Meanwhile….
The shadowy figure (who turned out to be Ponygon thanks to Sarah303's deductive reasoning) was closer to the fire but he was tired so he sat down and ate some grass. Soon he would be at the campsite and see his friend Zatch.
Back at the camp fire Sarah was telling a story about how she beat Tia in everything.
"ever since I met her, Tia and I have been rivals but she fails to beat me in everything" Sarah said (why are a lot of the stories about Tia?) "then she got a pervert boyfriend and I got a cute one, the end"
"hey!" Tia said "why is everyone dissing me today? I feel like Hannah and her profile" (lame joke)
"Buster said you were pretty" Sarah said
"coming from him" Tia explained "that was an insult"
Hannah: next person's story… (read as one of those middle age song/poem thingy's like greensleves or something)
Alina told a faraway place
Where the dragons roam
And princes chase
A castle tall
With a maid inside (maid as in fair maiden)
Who's excruciatingly pretty
(chorus)
A prince came to save her there
But she told him she could not leave
He said "oh maiden fair"
"I'll be back by tomorrow's eve"
the maid she sat
feeling cold and bleak
about how she would die
on the dragon's peak
the prince didn't know
of her awful fate
so she cried her self into sleeping
we all know I can't write or sing
a poem or song that I try to bring
sadly enough I wrote anyway
and my ears exactly tingling
Alina sang more about how the dragon was about to eat her on dragon's peak but the prince save the princess and they lived happily ever after.
Dr Riddles: how romantic, that's exactly how I feel about Lady Susan! I'll be sure to save her from a dragon too! (crying of joy)
Hannah: you do that, now anyway I didn't get many ideas but that's ok because I update quickly (yay me) and maybe you don't have time to submit them, yeah let's go with that
Kiddo: you're way to optimistic
Hannah: well you have a giant drill horn thingy on the top of your head
Kiddo: (takes off his hat and stabs me) everything has a purpose
Hannah: then what's the appendix(sp) for? (lame joke)
Dr Riddles: I'll do the honors…REVIEW!
Hannah: what he said!