Purple: Okay, extreme silliness will ensue here, it involves organization 13, Santa Claus, crude language and humor!

Xemnas: What are you doing nowww!

Purple: a silly fic, and some of the characters, pretty much Xemnas, and all the crazy ass guys are OC, especially Zexion...

Xemnas: So now, instead of me being gay, I'm a wimp!

Purple: No, you and Xigbar are still gay in this one, actually, I think everyone is gay, except Santa, because that would be just wrong!throws up

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: If I owned Kingdom hearts, the cover would be Sora and Riku making out, and on the back they would be holding hands and snuggling, and the WHOLE game would be about slash, and all you'd do was watch Sora and Riku together FOREVER. But this isn't true, soooo I don't own it...crap

Ohh yeah: Implied Xigbar/Xemnas, suggested Sora/Riku, Leon/Cloud, and assumed Roxas/Axel, Demyx/Zexion

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"HOLY CRAP GET UPPPPP!" Zexion screamed like as little girl as he jumped in Xemnas and Xigbar's bed (yes, all my fics will have it, lots ,awesome!), jumping, actually, right on them causing much pain, yelling and cursing from the two.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Xigbar yelled as he got up and grabbed Zexion by the neck, but he still kept screaming and yelling much to there annoyance...

" AND YOU GUYS SAID HE WASN'T REAL, LI- OOOOOWWWWWWW!-sniff- why'd you do that?"

For you see, in his ranting Xemnas had slapped Zexion so hard across his face that it woke Demyx up.

-Demyx's room-

"OOOWWWWowwwww!"

"DAMN YOU ZEXION!"

-Master Bedroom-

"Who the hell do you think you are", then he shoved Zexion out of bed, causing more pain to poor Demyx.

"God damnitt Zexion, were sleeping, what DO you want!" asked Xigbar as he laid back in bed.

"HOLY CRAP ZEXION DID YOU SEE WHOS HERE!" Roxas had run in to the room with his pajamas with Axel behind him, and Demyx, with an ice pack on his jaw and head. Then they jumped onto Xemnas and Xigbar's bed and started jumping.

"YEEESSS! I DID! I JUST CAME TO TELL THEM!"he said pointing at Xemnas and Xigbar, with the MOST PISSED FACES EVER!

"ISNT IT AWSOME! I WOKE UP AXEL TO SHOW HIM, THEN I HEARD DEMYX SCREAMING AND WENT AND GOT HIM, AND HE SAID XEMNAS WAS BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF YOU AND I CAME UP HERE!"

"DID YOU HAVE 15 PIXIE STICKS THIS MORNING TOOOOO!"

"YEAH, I DID, SO DID AXEL, RIGHT AXEL!"

"ZEXY!" and then Axel jumped on Zexion.

"HELLOOOO AXEL, DID YOU SEEEE HIM," yes, the were still jumping, on the be-

"MY NAMES ROXAS I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER!

Umm, okay...

...still jumping on the bed, although Xemnas and Xigbar were no longer there, they were on the floor, making out like crazy, why, I don't know, there both like, 20 something, there horny!

"EWWWWW! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING! YOU CANT DO THAT WHILE SANTAS HERE!" Zexion screamed as he ran down the halls yelling and jumping up and down, the rest of them followed. Then they had lots more sugar.

"...Santa?" Xigbar finally said after there crazy make out session, on the floor. They got dressed, in like three seconds, thanks to Square Enix, and were in the hall in like, 4 seconds.

"What do you mean Santa's...Here?" Xemnas said.

But, there was Zexion, Roxas, Axel, and Demyx dog piled on some fat guy in a red suit.

"Guys, who is that?" asked Xemnas.

"IT IS SANTA!" yelled Zexion, as he would not let Santa go, who started turning blue.

"YES, IT IS, REALLY, I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS! WOW, YOURE SANTA!"

"XIGBAR, GET OFF HIM!" Xigbar had also jumped on Santa when he realized it was Santa. Xemnas was not happy.

"NOOOO! ITS SANTA!" he wouldn't let go, no matter what.

"I will never have sex with you again if you don't get off him."

"Screw Santa!" and then, another floor make out session ensued.

"OMG! ROXAS I HEARD SANTA WAS HERE! I BROUGHT RIKU CAUSE HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN HIM! EWWWW! WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN FRONT OF SANTA!"

"HEY! IVE GOT PEANUT BUTTER ROXAS!LEON SAID SANTA WASNT REAL! EWWWWW WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN FRONT OF SANTA!" Riku and Sora, Leon and Cloud had arrived upon hearing of Santa, because Leon and Riku did not believe in Santa, so Sora and Cloud came to prove them wrong.

"HEY YOU GUYS CAME, HAVE YOU HAD SUGAR TOO?" and the answer was yes, but Sora and Cloud were on Santa to, and Riku and Leon were considering the sight in front of them...

"WOW YOUR SANTA! EWWWW, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING, SANTA'S HERE!" Cloud and Leon believed, and were on Santa with the peanut butter, and sugar, while Xemnas and Xigbar made out...

And then Saix walked in, and turned around and ran for his life screaming, you see,Saix had a bad experience with Santa..

-Flashback-

"Santa will be here soon Fred (yes, his name is Fred, like Fred the alien, my favorite alien!) Okay, so go to sleep." His mom left, then Santa killed his mom, why, I think she was the devil...that's why.

-Flashback-

"Get off him."

Xemnas and Xigbar pulled everyone off Santa as they cried to themselves about being pulled off Santa. Yes they finished making out.

" Sorry about that dude, I'm gonna have to pick the sex!" Xigbar said in Xemnas's hold.

"No, problem, but maybe you should hide the sugar..." he said looking down at the crying men.

"Well, here, I have all your presents, I really must be going now.."

"SANTA, NOOO, PLEASE, STAY!I WANT TO OPEN MY PRESENT INFRONT OFF YOU!", yes ,uhh, Zexion was still screaming, I seriously don't know why.

"I will son if you STOP SCREAMING!" and everybody shut up cause Santa yelled And that doesn't happen often.

"Okay, lets see.." and he ripped opn the box with his teeth, and found..

"OMG IT'S A KITTEN!" and he held it up to Xemnas who is...

"GOD DAMNITT YOU NOW IM TERRIFIED OF KITTENS!"

And the fire people had to come and get Xemnas out of the tree because Santa was to lazy to use his reindeer.

"Wait, ITS NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS ZEXION!"

"Ohh, yeah, Im going back to being emo."

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Hehe, I'm going to make a bunch of one shots and stick them here, my summaries will be updated to it, so if you like this, give me another goofy idea, when you review, tell me something you'd like to see, but keep it within these pairings

Xemnas/Xigbar, Axel/Roxas, Sora/Riku, Leon/Cloud, not crossovers1! However, any other characters can be included, and, I am partially familiar with final fantasy, but, in any fics using FF characters, they will be rid of FF, or they were NEVER part of it, always at Hollow Bastion. So yes, characters like Zak does not exist in my fics, nor does Sephiroth

Sephiroth and Zak: HEY! YOU DIEE!

Purple: Huh?

Sephiroth: I WILL KILL YOU!

Purple: Are you David Lee Roth?

Sephiroth: Umm, noo?

Purple: Then Ill kick your ass.

poofs away

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