Xemnas: What now...

Purple: Well...One person has reviewed...AND THEY WON A MILLION DOLLARS!

Not really...

But these will be funny, this involves bunnies, cute, furry...

Zexion: BUNNIES! I WAAAANNNTTT ONE!

Purple: OKAY YOULL GET ONE JUST SHUT UP!

Zexion: okay

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.Actually, Im rich soooo I could buy everything! WATCH OUT SQUARE ENIX!

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Well, the reason Axel had a smirk on today when he walked into his kitchen was because he knew something the others did not. He knew the thing that would make him a legend as long as everything worked to his advantage.

"Hey Roxas?" Roxas was looking for sugar.

"WHAT!"

He had not found any.

"Do you want to destroy Xemnas life?"

"..."

He found the sugar.

'YEEEAAZZZZ!LEETTTSSSS DDDOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!"

He spit a lot during this, Axel thought it was gross, and Marluxia was singing "its raining men" while he danced around the kitchen.

In a shower cap.

It was pink.

Therefore, Axel set him on fire.

By now though, Marluxia was on fire and Roxas was screaming and running around yelling " IM A PRETTY PRINCESS!" while he was in a pink dress that had MANSEX written on it with lipstick.

It was perfect.

Down stairs came Mansex, who did like back flips and Matrix turns in the air to get down there, and like he had light sabers, and he was like "ARGGHHH"and he started chasing Roxas around. He finally got him, he had to jump on him though, so Roxas started crying, and was like, "Why did you jump on me?" and Mansex gave him a lollipop,and was like "Im sorry, here is a lollipop" then Roxas was like "THANK YOU", and grabbed onto Mansex leg, and wouldn't let go, for like seven days.

Then Mansex saw Marluxia was on fire, and did not care and went to get a crowbar so he could get Roxas off him.

"AXEL IM HERE, WHERS MY PRESENT!"

It was Zexion. Axel had given him sugar.

Lots of sugar.

"Here is your present zexion!"

"WHAT IS IT HUH?"

"Youll see!"

And it was...

"OMG IT'S A BUNNY, XEMNAS LOOK, IT'S A BUNNY, AND ITS PINK! AHHH!"

But, as we know...

"HOLY CRAP IM TERRIFIED OF BUNNIES!"

And Mansex ran down the halls like a madman and hid under his desk, and I took Xigbar an hour and lots of bribery and lies to get him to come out, then Xigbar killed the bunny and Zexion cried and everything expsploded.

The End.

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Well, review and give me an idea or ill stop, because I do not have the time, Im writing two, yes, two chapters for promise this next week, BIG ones, and please, REVIEW AND INPUT!

Hehe..Mansex