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Xemnas: Crap, what is it this time...
Purple: You will see...
Disclaimer: im a fifteen-year-old child, I cannot own anything, so there!
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OMG ITS EASTER!!!
Yes, it was Easter at the Castle That Never Was, The worst holiday That Never Was was being celebrated in The World That Never Was, in The Creativeness of the Writers That Never Was.
And Axel was so excited, because today, he was going to prank the unprankable.
Roxas.
And coincidently thanks to Square Enix and all there coincidences he suddenly appeared.
"Hi Axel, man, im tired from holding onto Mansex's leg for seven Days, Xigbar got pretty mad. How's Zexion's therapy going??"
Zexion's Therapy –
"AND THEY JUST KILLED THE BUNNY, WITHOUT EVEN ASKING!!!"
Castle –
"Hell be fine, hey, Roxas I was wondering if you could do something for me..."
"Okay what?"
"Could you eat this WHOLE BAG OF SUGAR REALLY FAST!!!"
And before he could get an answer Roxas had eaten the sugar.
"OMG GOD WHAT IS IT!!!"
He was hanging off the ceiling like a monkey.
"Ya' know that dinner..."
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The dinner had started, and everything was ready to the key, well, except there was no key because Roxas was acting like a monkey, and he had jumped on Marluxia flowers; so Marluxia chased him around the Castle, and then Xigbar locked them in closet so they wouldn't stress out Xemnas; but then Axel let them out; so now they were under the table playing war with little plastic soldiers and the loser had to streak through Xemnas bedroom at night, preferably while he's awake.
Everyone was sitting down in there spot and the chef...wait, they had a chef? Why wasn't he told these things? They hate, me I knew it!
So Axel started crying, and Xemnas threw a marker at him and he shut up. Then Zexion came in and started twitching.
"Well, lets get this over with", Xemnas, said at the head of the table, Xigbar on the end. "Where is Ro- OWW!" he started hoping around holding his foot like moron while Xigbar laughed hilariously.
You see, during this time, Roxas had thrown a giant piece of bubble gum at Marluxia's pretty pink army and was like "MUAHAHA!!", and Marluxia flipped out, and was like "NOOOOO!" and then pulled out his scythe thing, and was like "Arghhh!!!" and hit Mansex's foot.
Then Mansex started cussing, while Marluxia ran around chasing Roxas who had no pants on. Then , this monkey came in, and was like "I WILL EAT ALL YOUR PEANUT BUTTER!" so then Roxas and Demyx beat the crap out of it while Mansex was sitting in Xigbar's lap with a lollipop.
Then everyone got at the table. It was quite complicated how they sat, so I will simplify it. (its here)
Yes, isn't that easy!!!
So everybody sat down as the dinner started and realized that while purple made her drawing, Demyx, Axel, and Roxas had gone off... and Im afraid that something bad was about to happen..
"SNAKES ON A PLANE!"
"SHUT UP!!"
Xemnas threw a marker at Zexion who cried and then Xigbar kicked Xemnas in the shin and then Xemnas cried and then Axel , Demyx ,and Roxas came in with pink dresses and make up on , and the dresses had THE PRINCESS MANSEX written all over it!!!
So then Mansex chased them around.
"COME BACK HERE!!!"
He finally caught them after running through doors to disco.
"YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR SCREWING EVERYTHING UP!!!"
And, aww, man it was AWSOME, Xemnas was soooo pissed his face was all red and was like heaving, and it looked like he was going to rip out there livers and eat them and they were soooo fricken scared, aww man, AXEL WET HIS PANTS!!!
Then, the evil plan went under way...
"TACKLE!!!"
And suddenly all of then were on Xemnas, and they tapped him to the floor, and this big box came in by the FedEx people, and Roxas freaked out because he didn't know where his volleyball was , and then, the guy left, so they started laughing really loud and evilly which made Xemnas start freakin out.
Then...Axel opened the crate, which was shaking, and this giant bloodsucking spider came out!!!and it was inching towards Xemnas...
Then...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY BOYFREIND!!! Xigbar came in and totally blew up the spider and green gunk went EVERYWHERE!! Then he cut open the tape and comforted Xemnas.
"You guys get to your room before I cut your balls off!!!"
So then they ran to their rooms like maniacs. Then Xigbar and Xemnas were all alone...
"Are you okay?"
"Im fine, im going to kill them though." Xemnas was beating the crap out of the dead spider body that was left over from blowing up.
"Yeah , well I never got to give you-"
And, Xemnas was right there waiting for...
"-your present. Happy Easter honey." And Xigbar gave him a small package.
"Hmm, let's see what it is...It's a ...button??"
In Xemnas, hand was a black plastic object with a big Red button in the middle.
"Press it."
"Okay...what's that noise...AHHHHHHH!!!!"
AND XEMNAS WAS SURROUNDED BY EVIL BUNNIES AND GERBILS OF DOOM!!!!
"THAT'S FOR FORGETTING OUR ANNIVERSERY!!! AND NOT PROPOSING!!!"
Xemnas was slashing away at the bunnies.
"DIE! DIE! DIE! Die...huh?"
After all the craziness, he realized that Xigbar was down the hall crying.
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"Honey?"
"What Xemnas."
"..."
"Wha-"
And there was Xemnas on one knee with a ring.
"Will you...marry me?
"Yes!"
And something not so crazy actually happened.
But everything still exsploded.
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Well, I had to do something sweet, which can result in the CRAZIEST WEDDING EVER!!!
Well, unless someone gives me a nice solid idea, the wedding thing wont be as wacky, Im still working on the story promise, new chappies wont be up till Sunday, SORRY!!
Xemnas: Im engaged great, commitment...
Xigbar: XEMNAS!!!
Xemnas: Sorry dear...
In addition, Im sorry if some new jokes are being used, im sick actually, chemotherapy is not fun.