Hehe, here is a chappie for tales, hope you guys enjoy!
It's not much, but this is the planning for Xiggy and Mansex's wedding!
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If you had told Xemnas a year ago, he would be in a dress, he would have cut your balls off and feed them to his dog, wait, he didn't have a dog, damn contradictions...
But that was exactly what he was doing right now, because some girl hadn't come, and he made a mental note to have Axel set her hair on fire during the wedding...
Speaking of Axel...
Well Axel was being innocent walking down the hall setting all the curtains on fire, and Marly's hair. Then he started to hear the girls and Xiggy say strange things...
"He really has no hips, Jessica's..."
"Hold still, it will only be a minute, really men..."
"Honey, calm down, no one is going to see, anyway you look..."
"Xigbar, please, I have a needle near his..."
"XIGBAR NOT NOW- really, I thought my arms looked big? Stop, don't..."
"Wow even your ass looks better in here than hers, good catch..."
"I know, Im attracted to-"
"Ow! Xigbar she pinned me in the..."
"K.C.! Geez, some wedding night they'll have..."
And,
he ran to get EVERYONE!
Seriously, he got his phone, and his network came, and they filled the entire castle, and he was like, "Roxas is coming hide!"
And they all disappear behind a tree, because Axel never returned his phone call,
And Roxas is like, "Why didn't you call me?"
And Axel is like "My network!"
And Roxas is like, "Oh, to bad sexy, we could have screwed like wild animals in the sex room", and slaps him on the ass and walks away like a whore.
And Axel is like, "I MISSED SEX WITH ROXAS? & it's a kids game YOU!" And he set the phone on fire.
ANY WAY, Axel ran and got his camera, because he set his picture phone on fire, duh, and ran to the hallway. And he snuck up and saw Xemnas in THE DRESS! It was the pink dress of the ancient Mansex ritual performed by Roxas and Axel's ancestors for five millenniums.
So now he ran in and snapped shots, while screaming
"HAHA MANSEX, I GOT YOU! BUCKS FOR ME, MISTER FRILLY PAINTIES!"
How Axel new Xemnas had on frilly panties, I don't know...it's in,
THE TWIGHLIGHT ZONE!
Dan na na na,
Dan na na na,
Anyway, he took many pictures, but then, Xemnas got mad... AND HE TURNED INTO... PRINCE, because he is the man! So then he had this weird shaped guitar, and purple junk, so he tried to beat the crap out of Axel, but the fan girls attacked him, and Xiggy FREWAKED out, and he killed them all, and then he totally got all over Xemnas and it go WAY to gnarly to write, like leather, and, donkeys...
Then, OMG, Kairi came, and Roxas had sent her to find water, while he got skittles, and Demyx was supposed to go hunting for mashed potatoes, and all of this was for their picnic. But KAIRI boiled the carrots in raspberry water, so they looked like carrots, but they tasted like raspberries. And when Demyx found out, he was very upset and said he wouldn't go hunting for the potatoes, and then Roxas said, because she boiled the carrots in raspberry water, he and Demyx had already HAD the picnic and went on the skittles rainbow. And Kairi cried along time, and it all exsploded. (Kudos to Sarah, Zach, and K.C, bad Sarah!)
Anyway, after it was all over, Axel went on Ebay, made a QABILLION dollar, bought the whole game, made Roxas his whore, and got a solid gold pimp cane...
I know, he should have gotten platinum, DUH!
Then Zexion found a large amount of sugar, and he and the twins set the there house on fire! (Do not ask)
Anyway, to make a long story short, Xigbar learned to never trust that bitch Jessica again, and to tell everyone her boobs were fake and that she was a lezzie.
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There is nothing to write, people NEED to give suggestions, Im trying to write this stuff, and they'll have to get incredibly short! THANK YOU FOR READING!