Yes I just wrote "Author's note:" in word art. No you probably can't see it, and yes, I am an idiot… IN STYLE!

(Jazz hands!)

Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic or any of those weirdos… BUT I WILL BUY THEM FOR CHRISTMAS! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

All was good in Sonic land. The birds were singing. Knuckles shot them down. Amy was finally going out with Sonic. And Shadow bought a new toaster.

What do you mean "What about Tails"? I don't care!

Anyway, Eggman was concocting some idiotic plan to rule the world so he could lose his chance again like he always does to Sonic. Just to give Sonic's life a purpose.

Let's check up on him shall we?

"Those idiots! They're destroying everything!" Eggman roared angrily, looking at his monitor that was showing Black Doom and his aliens taking over the city, in wherever his secret base is. "How am I supposed to take over the city and make the Eggman Empire if there is no city?"

The soon-to-disappear orange robots that were in the same room looked at each other and shrugged.

"Um, Sir?" one of the robots spoke up.

"I am at my limit! I have no choice! Send in the Eggman Fleet! CHAAAAARGE!"

"Sir?"

"I said… CHAAAAARGE!"

"Sir!"

"What don't you understand about "CHAAAAARGE"? Do I have to add another A in there for you to understand?"

"No, Sir. But those are the video tapes of Black Doom taking over the city 3 years ago…"

"What?"

"He has already been destroyed,"

Eggman looked at the ceiling and said, "How come you didn't tell me?"

"You wouldn't let us!"

-Flashback-

Eggman was sitting at his computer eating cookies, while playing World of Warcraft. One of his badniks walked up to him.

"Sir! Black Doom is-" he started

"SHHH! Playing!" Eggman said pointing at the computer screen.

-Back to reality-

"…You were playing for four straight years sir!"

Eggman groaned. Then he paced back and forth, rubbing his imaginary chin.

"Well then… OFF TO TACO BELL! CHAAAAAARGE!" he yelled.

His army of badniks marched off to Taco Bell.

'Hmm… the extra A really works…" Eggman thought.

Very short. I'm sorry. There will be longer chapters later, mostly because my beginnings blow. Well… here's a smiley face.  (That probably turned up as a question mark… damn.)