Author's Note: Wii will rock you.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic and co., although I have no idea what the co. stands for but we'll work with it for now.

Eggman and his orange army of robots stormed down the streets, only Eggman didn't run because he's fatter than crap, so Eggman was floating in his little spherical jet thingy.

The robots put their angry faces on and growled at people and kicked puppies, yet nobody seemed to notice. One of the robots tried to scare an old lady, which resulted in the robot being torn to pieces with a cane.

While that happened, another robot picked a fight with two thugs, and THAT resulted in a lot of robots being shoved into dumpsters.

Some brave robot tried to attack a Korean guy wearing a black belt, and I really don't have to tell you how that went.

When they finally arrived to the door of Taco Bell, Eggman turned around.

"STATUS REPORT, ROBOT A-E-I-O-U-AND-SOMETIMES-Y!" he ordered.

A small round robot came out of the swarm of orange that was Eggman's army.

"Starting population in army: 366," it said, "current amount of robots: 120."

Eggman rubbed his neck-flab. 'I need scarier robots…' he thought.

Eggman made an attempt to crawl his fat ass out of his float-y thing. He tried to lift his two-ton mass of weight that he called his body up from the float-y thing, and failed miserably.

"Quickly!" Eggman panted, "I need an evasive formation!"

"Which one, Sir?!" A-E-I-O-U-AND-SOMETIMES-Y cried out.

"Hmm… PREPARATION H!"

"Got it!" a group of robots said as they moved in front of the float-y thing and formed into a robot pyramid. Eggman leaned his weight to one side of the flying contraption and plopped down onto the top of the robot pyramid. He struggled to lift himself up and then fell off of the robot pyramid.

"CURSES!" Eggman yelled, "Help me up, will you?"

A few robots pulled him up off of the sidewalk. Eggman brushed off the dirt of his strange article of clothing (it looks like my school's band uniform), and marched into Taco Bell.

The Taco Bell was empty, except for some employee who was mopping the floor and the guy at the register thing. Eggman looked around.

"Why isn't there anyone here?" he whispered to the robot next to him.

"People who have jobs are at work right now." The robot whispered back.

"Then why am I here?"

The robots looked at each other.

Eggman waddled up to the counter and pointed at the guy at the register. It was a red hedgehog with thin frizzy quills covering the back of his head. He also had a hat that said, "Taco Bell", and a shirt that said, "I love nachos!"

"YOU THERE!" Eggman yelled, "I DEMAND YOU TO TAKE MY ORDER!"

"Okay, then." The red hedgehog said. He paused for a moment. "…Welcome to Taco Bell! What would you like to eat?"

"Okay, I'll need, like, 50 Crunch Wrap Supremes, and about 120 Carne Esatas for my robots."

"That'll be-"

"Oh! And a diet coke. I need to keep my weight down."

"I see. That'll be $354.35."

Eggman leaned in close to the cashier guy.

"Tell you what," he said, "You give me free meals, and I'll give you one of these fine robots here."

"Really?" the cashier said, his eyes widening.

"Indeed! And I'll even throw in an EggBot Brand lance with it!"

"DEAL!" the cashier said shaking hands with Eggman.

Eggman turned around and called one of his robots. "Attention. I need robot 'ABC-123-DO-RE-MI-ONLY-YOU-AND-ME'!"

A robot walked up to Eggman and said nothing.

"Watch this." Eggman pushed a button on its back. The robot immediately started singing, "ABC! EASY AS 123!"

"AWESOME!!!"

"And, it's portable!" Eggman claimed, as he grabbed a suitcase. He ripped the arms and legs off the robot and shoved the body and head into the suitcase, which didn't work. Eggman started jumping on it and pieces of its body were flinging everywhere.

"ABC! 123! GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!" the robot screamed.

Eggman grabbed a sledgehammer and bashed the robot into a metal brick, and then closed the suitcase.

"Viola!" he said.

"Woooow!" the cashier said, grabbing the suitcase.

"Pleasure doing business with you." Eggman said, walking away to get his tables.

Bruhahahahahahahah! The end of chappie 2!!! Please review! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH! Heheheeheheeeheheheh.