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A/N: Thanks to all of the people who reviewed my story. I was really inspired because you guys really liked it. Remember the more you review the more I will update!

Reviewer's corner:

Shesshy-Slipperz/S.Wooz: I am dedicating this chapter to you because you are such a great reviewer, no matter what you always review and I am so happy that I have a reviewer like you! Starts to cry you reviewed so many times and for so many of my stories! Starts to sob --sniff sniff— …I will be ok… anyways, I didn't know what I could do to thank you for being such a loyal and great reviewer so I will dedicate this chapter to you, and I give you a giant basket of Pocky. I have been really busy these days so I didn't have time to read your story yet but don't worry I will.

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All's Fair In Love And War

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The Big Crash

This chapter is dedicated to: Shesshy-Slipperz/S.Wooz

Miroku sighed. " Inuyasha, please tell me that it wasn't you who covered Kagome-chan with syrup." Inuyasha aimed his empty juice bottle at the garbage can, which was a meter away from where they were sitting and missed. It hit some guy named hobo or was it hoho? Inuyasha didn't really care. " No need to apologize. It was an accident!" Hojo called to Inuyasha who turned his attention back to Miroku without even giving Hojo a second glance.

" That Hoho guy is so perky and nice. He gets on my nerves so much." Inuyasha finished off the last of his lunch without even noticing that Miroku was burning a hole through his skull with his glare. "Inuyasha! Did you hear what I just said?" Miroku asked, now a little annoyed. " uh…yeah..something about Kagome and syrup." Inuyasha mumbled with food still in his mouth. Miroku gritted his teeth and mumbled something incoherent, sometimes he really wanted to stab Inuyasha and throw him down a cliff or something. But he kept on telling him self that Inuyasha was his best friend even though sometimes he was an arrogant, self-centered badass playboy. Miroku knew that deep down inside Inuyasha was none of the things people claimed him to be, and he should know, he knew Inuyasha for most of his life. He just sometimes forgets that when Inuyasha gets into one of his moods.

Sure, Inuyasha was rough around the edges and liked to protect himself from every one but once you got to know him he has a heart of gold. But sometimes he wondered if Inuyasha locked it in a high security volt that would never be opened.

" Now who's not listening?" Inuyasha asked Miroku very annoyed. Before Miroku could answer the bell for class rang and Miroku quickly left the lunch table leaving Inuyasha there. The moment Miroku left a bunch of girls saw that Inuyasha was alone and rushed toward him faster than they would rush to a shoe that was on sale. Inuyasha was still on break and had a bunch of girls around him but poor Miroku had to go to class and get yelled at by teachers, life was so unfair.

Miroku ran through the halls to his class hoping that he wouldn't be late on the first day of school. With the whole running in the halls thing he didn't notice that someone was heading in the same direction as him and as a result when Miroku turned he slipped and fell on top of that person. " I'm sor…." Miroku looked up and saw that he was sitting on Sango who had a very annoyed look on her face. A stupid wide grin spread across his face, maybe life wasn't that unfair after all.

" Sango…I'm very sorry." Miroku put his hand on her shoulder, Sango gave him a back-off look but he didn't seem to notice. She shoved him off her and stood up, which was her first mistake. Miroku didn't stand up and he didn't remove his hand from Sango's shoulder so as Sango stood up his hand began to slip down. A little more down than Sango would've liked. The halls were now starting to clear up as students rushed frantically to their classes.

Sango felt something or more like someone rubbing her backside. Sango's face flushed over with anger as she turned around to slap Miroku but Miroku moved his hand away and tripped Sango, who fell right into Miroku's lap. " HENTAI!" Sango jumped right up but not before Miroku gave her light kiss on the cheek.

Sango got up and stared at him with her beet red face, which was from either embarrassment or anger or maybe it were both but it was hard to tell. A teacher walked out of the office and looked at the couple. " Which one of you just yelled?" The teacher asked eyeing the beet red girl to the happy looking boy sitting on the ground. The teacher sighed he recognized them at once. Sango and Miroku the two people who were second on the list for having the most fights right below Inuyasha and Kagome. It surprised him that any teen could fight so much but when it concerned Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku and Sango, nothing was impossible. Sango raised her hand slowly indicating that she was the one who yelled.

" All right then, Sango and Miroku you two have detention after school today." The teacher said but hesitated because Miroku's grin grew wider and wider as he said that. Miroku didn't even ask why he had detention but Sango took care of that. "But why does Miroku have detention?" Sango gave the teacher a pleading look as if sayings please don't put me in the same room with him for hours. The teacher felt very sorry for Sango but there was nothing he could do.

" Because…Miroku is late for class so he has detention…." The teacher paused "Unless he has an accuse…." He looked down at Miroku who was still sitting on the floor. Miroku shook his head furiously; if he shook it any faster his head would've popped off his neck. Detention was worth it if it meant spending two sweet hours with Sango.

Sango sighed, it was a hopeless cause she would have to be stuck in the same room as the Hentai King for two hours. She walked down the hall and turned the corner to see Kagome standing there trying to hold her laughter. " You were here the whole time!" Sango shrieked at Kagome as they headed to study hall. " This whole thing could've been avoided! If you told me to look out instead of playing the role of the devil." Kagome shrugged " I didn't think the situation would be that bad."

" Not that bad she says, nothing is ever good when it concerns Miroku." Sango mumbled as she and Kagome entered study hall, it was really quiet. Kagome scanned the place before she found a table by the bookshelf. Her and Sango sat down and put their books down. Sango worked on her book report that she had gotten earlier, stupid teachers gave homework on the first day of school. Kagome was lucky enough to have no homework so far. Kagome took out her pink notebook and started to scribble in it. Sango looked over the table to see what Kagome was doing and she saw that Kagome was still planning Inuyasha's demise. Kagome finished writing on the last page of her notebook and closed it.

Sango flipped through her book and was impressed. Kagome drew diagrams and wrote down the things she would need and she even included little pictures of Inuyasha dying what looked like a very painful death. Somehow Kagome had managed to fill three hundred pages of pranks and pictures of Inuyasha dying under each one. Sango sighed. " Is this all that you came up with?" Sango asked sarcastically. Kagome grinned. " Nope, I just ran out of paper."

TBC...

Inuyasha's still whole. Kagome didn't shred him to pieces, well not yet at least. Reader stare at her like she's crazy what? Kagome's a strong girl and she will fight back. Poor Inu will never know what hit him. Mwahahahahaha… Anyways….please R&R if you want to see Kag tear Inu apart, not literally, or is it? Stay tuned and find out!

Lingering Questions:

Will Inuyasha ever make it to the last chapter?

Will Sango survive being stuck in the same room as Miroku for two hours?

How many slap prints will Miroku get? (u ppl r welcome to guess)

Will Kagome ever find enough paper to plot her revenge on? And is there enough paper in the world for Kagome to fill her devious plans on?

Last but not least…will this poor authoress ever get reviews?

Ok that's all for now stay tuned to find out the answers to these lingering questions. What are you waiting for? Go review! Go! Go! Until next time…

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