Something Old, Something New
A/N: ARRGGHH! WRITER'S BLOCK IS SO EEEVVVIIILLLL! So hey, what do you know? I ACTUALLY updated!
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There was a whole lot of silent death glares happening, with a lot of laser eyebeams crossing the room. And that basically filled up the whole first hour since the visitors had arrived. Asuka signed in exasperation.
Every time she tried to talk to her uncle, Jounouchi, Kaiba would send laser eyebeams across the room, obviously warning her not to talk to Jounouchi. And besides, every time Jounouchi saw her, he needed a drink. Obviously he hadn't expected his sister to produce an offspring. He'd sure get a surprise if he saw her older brother, Fubuki.
And every time she tried to make conversation with Judai, Bakura would send her death glares and practically drag Judai away in the midst of a sentence.
There was always of course, the choice of talking to her mother, Shizuka, but she was busy chatting away excitedly with Anzu. They were probably going to announce Asuka's arranged engagement to Judai.
Sighing once more, Asuka leaned against the wall behind her, bored out of her wits.
DING DONG. DING DING DING DONG.
Some idiot was pressing the door bell button repeatedly. Cursing them mentally, Asuka opened the door to find Ryou, Shou and a blue-eyed raven-haired beauty behind them.
"Greetings," the lady said politely, "is this the Kaiba residence?"
"Can't you tell by the grand mansion?" Judai asked slyly, appearing suddenly behind Asuka.
A vein popped out on Asuka's forhead and she kicked Judai up into the ceiling (those who've read or seen Ranma ½ would understand. 8D). "SHUT UP BONKURA!" she insulted before turning moodily to the trio outside who were sweat-dropping. "Why yes, this is the Kaiba residence. Do come inside, er…"
The lady smiled. "Isis, I'm sure you already know my sons and have met my husband?" she asked.
Asuka paused, pondering whether or not she had met Isis' husband or not but despite the doubts on the husband, Asuka nodded her head knowledgably and ushered them in.
"Oh my! Isis!" smiled Shizuka, rising from her seat and calling Isis to sit with her and Anzu.
"So…" Asuka began, turning to Ryou and Shou, "I'm guessing your otosan couldn't come, right?"
Both Ryou and Shou looked surprised. "Well, um actually… otosan is already here." Shou answered slowly.
Asuka looked as equally surprised as Ryou and Shou had previously been. "Really?" she asked, wondering which of the insane visitors was their father.
"Yeah. Hey, where's your brother?" Ryou asked.
"Oh, Fubuki? Hmph, still dreaming of me being his pop idol partner…" grumbled Asuka, flicking her hair back over her shoulder in annoyance.
Shou laughed. "Why didn't you just wear the pink dress? Manjoume wouldn't have minded."
Once more, a vein popped out on Asuka's forhead. "Well, if you really feel that way… THAN WHY DON'T YOU JOIN JUDAI!" she yelled as she kicked Shou up onto the ceiling to join Judai.
Asuka 'hmphed' and turned to watch Isis and Anzu have a heated argument over something. "I wonder what they're arguing about…" she thought aloud.
"Probably whether Ryou or Judai should be your fiancé." Shou suggested slyly, reappearing with a large bandaid on his head.
Asuka blushed furiously.
"Oh yeah, what does fiancé mean?" Judai asked, a large bandaid on his head too. "No one ever told me after that duel with the tennis champion. All I know is that I'm Asuka's fiancé."
Two veins popped out on Asuka's forhead and her face burned red with embarrassment. "AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH! YOU BAKA!" SHOUTED Asuka, kicking Judai into the air and across the room.
Both Ryou and Shou sweat-dropped.
"Please welcome… BUCKY!" Fubuki announced jumping from the top of the stairs and to the landing gracefully. He bowed as Asuka scowled at him and his own mother stood and applauded him wildly.
"B-U-C-K-Y! BUCKY!" cheered Shizuka, Anzu and Isis in unison.
Heck, Asuka didn't even want to know how the heck they knew his nickname, Bucky.
"And who are you?" asked Jounouchi, puzzled as he squinted at the new arrival. "You look awfully like Kai-OSHMIGOH! No! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME!" cried Jounouchi, horror etched on his face. Just as Fubuki went to open his mouth, Jounouchi shouted, "spare me the pain!" and proceeded in punching him back to the top of the stairs, too horrified to hear the truth.
Ryou, Shou, Asuka and Judai (until Bakura dragged him away) sweat-dropped.
"Your party is really weird Asuka…" mumbled Shou.
"Tell me about it…" replied Asuka.
"Hey, I guess resorting to violence runs in the family," Judai said after escaping the clutched of his father.
Asuka kicked him up into the air once more. "Jerk," she grumbled. "I'm not on speaking terms with you anymore, Judai." Asuka announced, turning her back on Jounouchi as he crashed into the ground.
"Huh? What? WHY?" Judai asked, shocked. "AWWW, COME ON ASUKA! Speak to me!" he cried desperately.
Spinning around, Asuka flashed a brilliant white smile. "All right then. Tell your otosan that I'm your fiancée." she said brightly and in such a way that Judai was too immensely dense to realise her evil scheme. 'I mean… all is fair in love and war.'Asuka thought to herself.
Judai looked surprised. "Are you sure my otosan would know what fiancée means?" he asked.
"Oh yes, definitely," Asuka answered evilly.
"All right! I'll do it!" Judai said confidently before turning around and heading off in the direction where his father stood, sneaking glares at Yami between sips from his cup.
Asuka snickered, struggling to keep her entire laugh down. "Baka," she chuckled causing Ryou and Shou to sweat-drop and mutter in unison, "She's evil."
"JJJUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDAAAAAIIII!" BELLOWED Bakura as he pulled out a large wooden hammer from who knows where. "I WILL KILL YOU!" he yelled, chasing Judai around the room and slamming the hammer down in an attempt to murder his son.
"I'm sorry otosan! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Judai repeated over and over.
"DDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Bakura!" Anzu shouted. "Stop this right now or I'll decide that I want to divorce you!" she said as she stood with her hands on her hips.
Bakura paused to turn to her. "THE HELL YOU WON'T!" he shouted.
"Why are you attempting to kill our son?" Anzu demanded.
"He wants to marry that Kaiba-girl!" Bakura replied angrily.
All the maless (except Bakura, Judai who were preoccupied and Fubuki 'cause Fubuki LOVES the romance, heh)-either choked on their food or drink. Jounouchi and Kaiba especially.
"No, no, otosan! You've got it all wrong! Asuka's my fiancée!" Judai said, completely missing the picture. (the poor clueless soul… 8D)
Jounouchi and Kaiba continued to choke, gasping desperately for air.
"Oh my! How… THRILLING! Young love…" Shizuka sighed dreamily. "Bucky! Where's your ukelele?" she asked Fubuki who grew excited at the prospect of blossoming romance.
Jounouchi and Kaiba had finally managed to swallow.
"I'M NOT LETTING MY NIECE MARRY BAKURA'S SON!"
"I'M NOT LETTING MY DAUGHTER MARRY A LUNATIC'S SON, A DROP-OUT DUELIST!"
The ladies had simply decided to ignore the men's yelling and were swarming around Asuka excitedly.
"AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY SON?"
"IT'S MORE LIKE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? A LOT!"
"YOUR SON IS A DROP-OUT DUELIST! A LOSER, LIKE YOU!"
"Heeelllllloooo…" greeted a violet-eye blonde. "It's Mai!" she announced with a grin and a wink.
"WHEN DID YOU COME IN?" Shou asked, jumping in surprise.
"Someone left the door open." explained Mai, pointing over her shoulder to the open door with her thumb. Shou stared at it, wide-eyed and sweat-dropping. "Anyways, I heard all the commotion and what it was about!" she dashed to where the mother's were surrounding Asuka. "THIS IS GREAT NEWS!" she cried.
"Mai! You're here! Yes it's great isn't it?" asked Anzu, smiling happily, obviously proud of her son.
"Oh my, oh my! I'm so excited for you, my dear!" Shizuka cried happily.
Asuka sweat-dropped. This wasn't going to plan. "Uh… okasan…"
"OH GOSH! At 17 years of age!" gushed Mai. "Good on you, girl!" she said, winking and giving the thumbs up for approval.
"Blushing, Asuka muttered, "Er… I don't think you all understand…" But no one listened. 'Damn," Asuka cursed mentally, 'my plan back-fired.'
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Uh… so yeah, that was long… . As you can see, I'm really into humour… Please review, kind readers!