Havoc's girlfriend - by wolf00rakuen
A/N: This story is now ONLY shounen-ai, no yaoi. Please do not protest.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. I don't own the characters. I do however, own this story and the fluffiness within. XD
Summary: Havoc has a mustang of a time finding a girlfriend.
----hajimeru----
Chapter 7
"Hey, Jean! Wait up!" shouted Roy from behind. Jean Havoc had one hell of a day and wanted nothing more than to go home and take a nice, long nap.
"Go away, Colonel!" he rasped, turning onto his street.
"I have something to tell you! And didn't I tell you to stop with the formalities!" Roy caught up with his friend and grabbed his arm. "Come on, let's hit up the bar. Mäes will be there. He's always there on Friday night. He claims it's Grace's idea of a get away from work." he laughed.
"Oh alright, but only for a little while." Jean gave in. Though he was tired, he felt like hanging in some place other than work.
-at the bar-
"HEY, ROY!" shouted Mäes from the counter, waving, his cheeks pink. "Grace's going to have another baby! Elysia's going to have a sibling now! isn't that great!"
"Mäes! How's it going? Father of two now, huh?" Roy patted his friend's shoulder and sat down.
"Well, Roy, remember what Riza said that day four months before Elysia was born? She said, --"
"Babies aren't born after just five months!" they said together, raising a glass. After drinking the liquid, they laughed.
"Hey, Havoc! Come sit down with us!" Mäes hollared.
"Alright." Havoc sat down beside Roy. They were the only two sober in the house that evening. Mäes was getting a faint blush to his cheeks before he hit the table with his fist and exclaimed,
"Hot diggity! I told Gracia I'd be back before nine so I can tuck Elysia in!" he stood up and marched out the door, shouting over his shoulder and dancing out the door. "See you all later! Oh yeah!" he whipped his head in to face the bartender. "Put their drinks on my tab and I'll get it tomorrow!"
Sitting together in the silence, hearing an occasional cough in the dark corners of the bar, Jean and Roy pondered the first meeting in the resturant across town.
"You know I was thinking---" they started at the same time. They looked at eachother and laughed. "You go first!" they were insequence. The bartender came up to them, drying a glass.
"Look, cut it out. Last time that happened the two idiots sat here for a whole half hour trying to figure out who had what to say." he said. "Now look at me in the eyes. That's it. Now, who had the more important thing to say?"
"I did." the two said together. The bartender sighed and rubbed his temples.
"Okay, this isn't going to work. Let's try this." he said. "Who's older?"
"I am." said Roy.
"Who's younger?"
"I am." said Roy. The bartender and Havoc looked at him.
"Oh come on, Havoc, you know we're the same age!" Roy said.
"Alright, who's birthday comes first?" the bartender asked.
"Mine." said Roy.
"Therefore, you're older, by however much."
"Wait, my birthday's a week later." Havoc put in. The bartender grunted with frustration again.
"Okay. Mr. Older-than-the-other-guy---,"
"My name's Roy Mustang."
"Alright. Roy, you talk first."
There was a long, long pause. The last few people had shuffled out of the bar, mumbling to themselves.
"Did either of you remember what you were going to say?" the bartender asked.
"Ummm...can you?" Roy and Havoc asked eachother at the same time. "Nope."
----owari----
A/N: Umm, I lost track of what I was going to say, so I might have to re-write the last half of the chapter if you think it needs it. lol anywho, R&R peoples!