A/N: Don't be mad at me for being so late! Just read! -I do not own Fruits Basket, a fruit basket, fruit, or a basket, so please don't sue me! Also, I don't own Best Friend, by Aqua.- Enjoy!
After Kyo-kun literally jumped onto the stage (a/n: yay! no stairs!), a huge exploding sound temporarily distracted everyone from the orange topped anger management boy. As the shattering glass from the door flew everywhere, a dark shadow with red eyes appeared from the cloud of destruction. Kagura's innoccent face, big teary eyes and all, looked out into the crowd.
"Why didn't you invite me, my dearest Kyo-kun?" she barely whispered. "I eVeN PICKED A SONG OUT FOR US!" she yelled as her voice rose and she started dashing full force towards Kyo, who was still standing dumbfounded on the stage.
(A/N: BWAHAHAH! It is I, Steely Toast! Come to invade the fanfiction! BOO-ya! xD See yah'll layta!)
"Ahh!" he finally screamed as he crouched down on the spot and put his arms over his head protectively. No matter how much protection he put up though, Kagura's offensive punches could go through anything. Kyo was helpless as he was beaten senseless across the stage. Finally giving in, Kyo-kun begged her not to hit him if he sang her stupid song with her.
"Kyo, my poor Kyo-kun!" she exclaimed. "Your face is...is ugly! I don't want to sing with you anymore!"
Everyone fell anime style with huge sweatdrops on their heads. In the midst of confusion, Tohru had selected a song from the D.J. and was now up on the stage in a weird outfit. It was a black spagetti strapped dress that was extremely short accompanied by boots that came up past her knees. Her hair was up in a high pony tail, with two strands of her hair by the sides. The lights dimmed as Yuki and Haru dragged Kyo off the stage, while Hatori randomly put bandaids all over him.
The lights dimmed a bit more than they already were and a tune began playing as Tohru stood posed on the stage. A huge explosion was heard that blew away the previous sound of the shattering door. Smoke filled the stage and small golden fireworks exploded behind her as a hiphop tune started abruptly. The spotlights turned on, following two figures around the stage.
Kyo(who has bandaids all over his face and has magically appeared on stage again to accompany Tohru): Hoo Ha!
Tohru(dancing to the beat along with Kyo): Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah
Have you ever been in love? (Kyo:)Hwah!
Tohru: He's my best friend best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too?
He tickles in my tummy, hes so yummy yummy
hey, you should get a best friend too.
Kyo: Hoo ha! Hoo Ha!
Tohru: Have you ever been in love?
Tohru: Hello baby can I see you smile?
Kyo: I'm going to a party and its gonna be wild. (Tohru: okay!)
Tohru: Can I come, I am sitting alone
Kyo: No, Friends are never alone (Tohru: thats right!)
Tohru: Maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse me I could also be your girl
Lately, everyone is making fun
Both: Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Tohru: He's my best friend best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too?
He tickles in my tummy, hes so yummy yummy
hey, you should get a best friend too. (Kyo: a best friend)
Kyo: Hoo Ha! Hoo Ha!
Tohru: Hoo Ha! Hoo Ha!
Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah
Kyo: Hoo Ha! Hoo Ha!
Tohru: Aloha baby lets go to the beach
Kyo: Yeah! girls in bikini are waiting for me
Tohru: But I was hoping for a summer romance
Kyo: So why didnt you take a chance (Tohru: okay!)
Tohru: Maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse me I could also be your girl
Lately, everyone is making fun
Both: Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Tohru: He's my best friend best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too?
He tickles in my tummy, hes so yummy yummy
hey, you should get a best friend too. (Kyo: a best friend)
Kyo: Hoo Ha! Hoo hA!
Tohru: Hoo Ha! Hoo HA!
Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Tohru: Maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse me (yeah) I could also be your girl
Lately, everyone is making fun
Kyo: Lets get this party on
Hit me with laser gun!
Kyo: Hwah!
Tohru: Ooh oh oh, come on boys!
Kyo: Hoo Ha Hoo HA!
Tohru: Ooh oh oh
You should get a best friend too
Tohru: He's my best friend best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too?
He tickles in my tummy, hes so yummy yummy
hey, you should get a best friend too. (Kyo: a best friend)
Kyo: Hoo Ha! Hoo HA!
Tohru: Hoo Ha! Hoo HA!
He's soooo sweet!
Both: Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah!
With the music already off, Kyo and Tohru are still dancing around on stage about a minute until they notice a million eyes on them from the crowd. Tohru suddenly splashes them both with a pail of red paint.
"What the hell did you do that for?" Kyo sputters out from under a partial gallon of tomato red paint that was really not his color.
"Well, I thought since that was our que to blush, I thought I'd, I'd save Mimi-chan the trouble of having to type it by, by painting it on myself," Tohru stuttered, also under a blanket of gooey red goodness. (a/n: haha, for some reason that reminds me of peeps...yeah.)
"Aaahhh! Why didn't you just," Kyo grumbled sharply before getting cut off by flowers being tossed onto the stage, and triumphant cheers (a/n: haha, I typed cheese first...) coming from the once bewildered crowd. "They love me, they really, really love me!" He finished dramatically.
"Pu-lease," Tohru shot back. "All this is for me!"
"Come on Tohru, you didn't have to be that mean!" Kyo said, holding back tears. "All I've ever wanted is to be excepted!"
"Well why didn't you just say so?" Tohru replied more lovingly, as if just realising what he said were true even though everybody else knew it from book one.
Tohru sprinted, or rather skipped, towards Kyo and hugged him. There was a poof and in her arms was an adorable orange cat with bandaids stuck all over it's face. Everybody in the crowd awed at the cuteness, ignoring the fact that the crazy guy just turned into a fluffy cat. Tohru craddled him in her arms, hugging him closer to her chest as he started to purr.
"Here, let me help you take those ugly bandages off," Tohru offered, ripping the first bandaid off with an ear bleeding shriek from the previously content Kyo-kitty. Tohru looked terrifyingly surprised at the reaction and apologised, "Kyon-Kyon, I'm SO SORRY! I didn't realise it was attached to your face hair! I wouldn't have taken it off if I'd realised it was! I mean it, I, I, I'm sorry!"
Tohru started crying and Yuki came up onto the stage to comfort her, "It's okay Honda-san. Don't cry. (looking over to Kyo-kitty and pointing a finger at him) See what you did to Miss Honda! You're an awful person! You'll pay for this!" He finished before standing up and started to jump kick right at poor, confused, kitty Kyo.
--Time temporarily stops as Hatori teleports next to Tohru and starts placing bandaids on her face to stop the crying. He gets very frustrated though when he finds that they keep falling off due to the wetness of her tears. Time resumes to normal.--
(a/n: haha, that's sorta a side story/ending...if I'm allowed to do that. If not, too bad, I just did.)
A/N: Hey! I'm sorry I took SO long to get this done. I could blame it on school work and projects, but to be blunt, I was just lazy. Hey, at least I'm honest! (keep in mind that this is Mimi, the insane one of the two) I know the song for this chapter was very confusing to follow, so I'm very sorry! I just had to use it for those two. If you need help with it, it might be better to listen to the song, so try to find it somewhere and listen to it (you can probably find it on youtube dot com, just like I did). So anyways, I hope you enjoyed my crazy part of the story. It's now Nemo-chan's (that's like the movie Finding Nemo...lol), anyways, now it's her turn. Byez!