A/N: Yes, well. We were going to have Ayame sing 'My Humps' by The Black-eyed Peas, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. T.T I actually have a certain admiration for the Snake. He amuses me. I just didn't want him to sound more gay than he already is. Especially since I was gunna' have Shigure do the other part. I love Poochie-san!

Anyway, Fruits Basket don't own me, and I don't own it… Okay, well, it owns me, I'm obsessed, but that's not the point… er… umm… READ THE STORY:Runs away:

"YU-----KI----KUN!" rang a voice from the door as three people walked in through the door which… had… fixed… itself… since Kagura had blown it up. Yuki, still in mid air about to jump kick Kyo, turned his head, a horrified look on his face.

"N-nii-san!" he said in surprise, still stuck in the air.

"Not just I, Yuki-kun!" Ayame announced with an elaborate bow, laughing in his usual manner as Shigure and… RITSU came in behind him. The shy, cross-dressing monkey was… well… cross-dressing as usual. But not his usual kimono garb. It looked as if Mine had gotten hold of him (of course, thinking he was female). Now, he was dressed in a cute schoolgirl's uniform and loose white socks. To Tohru he looked positively adorable, but to others it was just… odd. Unless you thought he was a girl (which most probably did), then you thought it normal.

"Me and Shigure found him shopping and looking rather sad on our walk, so we decided to take him with us!" Ayame explained, patting Ritsu on the back, sending him forward slightly.

"Oh, hello Yuki-kun, Tohru-kun, Kyo-kun, Hatori-san, Haru-kun, Momiji-kun, and Tohru-kun's friends, I hope I'm not intruding. Please, if you want me to leave, I-I will!" Ritsu said, before Shigure poked him, stopping the disaster before it happened.

"Oh, no Ritsu-san! We're happy to have you here," Tohru said, forgetting about Kyo and Yuki for the moment. She smiled at him, jumping down from the stage. "Do you want to sing next, Ritsu?"
"Oh, no! I couldn't! I'm… I'm much too shy!" Ritsu replied, still on the floor, calm from Shigure's 'Magic Touch'.

"Oh come on, Kyo even sang!" Yuki said, nudging our favorite cross-dresser with his toe.
"The damned rat wanted to sing before, make him sing," Kyo (who had transformed back a few seconds before) said as he pulled his shirt back on.

(A/N: But I wanted the shirt to stay off… T.T)

Yuki blinked. But, unusually, he was happy when Ayame volunteered.

"I will sing for you, Yuki-kun!" Yuki had not been expecting this.

"Sing… what…?"

But Ayame was already on stage with the microphone.

A soft, slow theme began to play.

And Ayame began to sing.

"Brother my brother.
Tell me what are fighting for.
We've got to end this war.
We should love one another.
Oh, can't we just pretend.
This war never began.
We can try.
Brother my brother."

Yuki's eyes were wide with horror. This wasn't what he had been expecting at all…

"We face each other from different sides.
The anger burns can't remember why.
It's kind-of crazy to cause so much pain.
Our foolish pride makes us hate this way.

We watch our world fall apart.
Tell me what good is winning.
When you lose your heart.

Brother my brother.
Tell me what are fighting for.
Isn't life worth so much more?
We should love one another.
Oh, can't we just pretend?
This war never began?
Tell me why.
Brother my brother."

Tohru had stolen Hatori's cell-phone (A/N: Hatori has a cell-phone?) and was waving it in the air like they did with lighters at foot-ball half-times. Too bad it was dead and no light was coming out of the screen… o.o;

"Yes.
We can try.
Brother my brother.
Yes.

Let's take a moment and look deep inside.
And say we'll learn to give love a try.
When matters differ as we seem to be.
There's so much more to me than what you see.

You don't have to be this way.
Think about the consequences.
Turn around and walk away.

Brother my brother.
Tell me what are fighting for.
Isn't life worth so much more?
We should love one another.
Oh, can't we just pretend?
This war never began?
Tell me why.
Brother my brother.

Brother my brother.
Tell me what are fighting for?
Isn't life worth so much more?
We should love one another.
Oh, can't we just pretend?
This war never began?
Tell me why.
Brother my brother."

"Oh, Aya! That was so… poetic! It made me cry!" Shigure said tearfully, wiping his eyes.

Yuki was speechless.

"Ayame-san! You were amazing!" Tohru said as Hatori took his cell-phone back and put a Band-Aid on the screen.

Yuki was speechless.

"Thank-you, thank-you!" Ayame said, giving a sweeping bow, "How did you like it, Yuki-kun? Surely you understand your elder brother a bit more now?"

Yuki paused for a moment, blinking slowly, "Go to hell."

"Ahh! The gap!" Tohru screamed randomly, flinging herself onto Kyo again, once again turning him into a cat…

A/N: Yes, again. I didn't want Ayame to sound gay. And I though this fit better anyway. I love Yuki's reaction. And 'THE GAP!' is actually one of Tohru's lines in the 4th book, and I say it randomly every time me and Naomi Dear (AH! ULTRA MANIAC AGAIN!) talk about Aya and Yun-Yun's brotherly bond. xD