I Wanna Sing Chapter 5, a fruits basket fanfic

A/N:OMG! I loved the last chapter! lol. Ok, please read!

Hiro: Hey stupid, aren't you forgetting something?
Mimi: Forgetting...hm?
Hiro: Yea, something...important?
Mimi: No, I don't think so. I mean, I just typed the author's note, and now I need to type the story.
Hiro: ...
Mimi: ...
Hiro: Omg, you're so stupid.
Kisa: Hiro! Don't be so mean to onee-chan!(a/n: I think that's the proper term for an older female figure...)
Hiro: -glares, then blushes and looks away-
Mimi: O.o;;
Kisa: Don't mind him, he's year of the sheep...
Mimi: Hey! So am I! -happy sparkly eyes--runs and hugs him-
-poof-
Mimi: I love you, you're so cute! -snuggles Hiro-
Hiro: AAAAHHH! -leaps out of Mimi's grasp- Kisa, let's get out of here, I don't care if she gets sued!
thup thup thup thup...
Mimi: ByE! Oh, by the way, I don't own Fruits Basket or Man! I feel like a Woman(by Shania Twain). -winks-

Kyo was sitting in Tohru's arms for the second time within ten minutes. Granted that his cat face hair was still missing. But nonetheless, he was enjoying it. He wished he could do this all the time, like at home, or at school, but he didn't want people to get suspicious of his feelings. Of course, everyone besides Tohru already knew he loved her. Just as he was about to purr again, he heard Ayame's voice in the back of his head.

"But Yun-yun! I poured my heart and soul into that song to express my brotherly love towards you!" Ayame complained as he started walking at Yuki with his arms spread wide for a hug.

"Get. Away From. Me!" Yuki screamed, tip toeing sideways away from Ayame before getting enveloped by his snake like arms.

"But you're my brother! My one and only! My everything! My," Ayame kept on rambling on before getting inturrupted by the thing in his arms, which for some reason was apologising endlessly.

Somehow Yuki had switched places with Ritsu and Ayame was now hugging a cute boy in a girl's highschool uniform. However cute it may have looked, it was just not right.

"I'M SO SORRY! I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE! I CAN'T BELIEVE I STOLE YOUR BROTHERLY MOMENT! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF! I HAVE TO GO WEAR MEN'S CLOTHES AS A PUNISHMENT!" Ritsu exclaimed, while running around like a monkey with it's head cut off.

Ritsu then ran over to Hatori and took his clothes so that he was now wearing Hatori's dress shirt and pants with a doctor's coat, and Hatori was wearing the cute school girl's uniform. Needless to say, they both looked pretty hot. (a/n: lmao.) Ayame didn't like feeling left out, so he ran over to Yuki, getting ready to switch clothes, but Yuki jump kicked before he could touch him and made him fly through the bar doors with a painful yelp.(a/n: as nemo-chan favors him, I do not really care if pain is inflicted upon him, lol.) The glass from the blow was once again, all over anything in sight.

Tohru, who was lightening up to the mood, was starting to watch everything like a movie. She laid back in her bar stool with Kyon-kitty in her arms to enjoy the show a bit more. As most of you may of already guessed, most bar stool's don't have backs, so she flipped backwards onto the floor with a now nervous and pissed cat in her arms. He jumped away, leaving a few claws behind in her arms.

On the other side of the bar, back with Ritsu, Hatori, Shigure, and Yuki, Kagura was trying to get a date with the new and improved Ritsu. He was, after all, only two years older than her. Her eyes were real big and amazed by his "manliness".

"Please Ritsu, sing for me!" she begged, while twirling her side bangs with her right pointer finger. "And then you can go on a date with me, if you want to..."

"Aren't you in love with Kyo-kun though?" Ritsu asked as Kyo poofed back into his human form in the background, making a few of the girls at the bar to blush, before they tried to peek.

"Well, everytime I come see him, his face is always beat up, like he's always in a fight or something. I hate to say it, but it makes his features very unappealing." Kagura finished as Kyo started running in the background with a curtain around his waist and a bunch of girls chasing after him.

"Um, well, I guess I could sing a song if you want me to." Ritsu finally resolved as he inched his way up to the stage where Kyo was lying fully clothed, but with a few girls sitting on his back. He shoved them off the stage with his foot then began to sing the song Shigure had picked out for him. It was a little shakey and timid at first.

Let's go girls!
I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Suddenly Ritsu felt the flow of the song and began tapping his foot and started moving to the beat slightly. He started clapping his hands, motioning the crowd to mimick him. Soon the entire bar was clapping their hands to the song.

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Ritsu started getting into the song and moving around the stage(a/n: even if I tried, I don't think I could make Ritsu do dirty/crazy dancing...Haru on the other hand). Everyone was still clapping, and he was enjoying the attention a bit more than he thought he would. He twirled around just for fun and to make the doctor's coat flutter outward.

Uh huh!
Oh yea!

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Oh oh!
Yea yea!

I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman!

Kagura ran up on stage and threw her arms around Ritsu, which caused him to blush a deep crimson. She pulled away slightly to kiss him on the cheek, and hugged him close again. Ritsu, never experiencing something so close before, poofed into a tiny golden monkey from nervousness and embarressment. So there was Kagura sitting on stage hugging a blushing monkey that was wearing Hatori's doctor jacket.(a/n: AW! )

Everybody watching was getting a bit confused about the point of a guy turning into a monkey, even though they didn't seem to care when a boy turned into a rabbit, and another turned into a cat. Then Hatori jumped onto the stage in his school girl's uniform and started to put bandaids on a certain spot, like he was marking something. All of a sudden there was a poof and something teleported to the place the bandaids once had been.

Akito was on a pogo stick, pogo-ing away. He didn't even notice that he was up on a stage instead of his room until about ten minutes later. Everyone had just completely stopped talking to watch him.(a/n: I can't confirm whether or not Akito is really a guy or a girl, but just for this fic, I'll make 'it' a him. XD)

"AAHHH!" Akito screamed, after realising he was in a karaoke bar up on stage. "Hatori, I told you this was a secret!" he pointed accusingly, tearing up from the fact that he couldn't trust his doctor to keep a secret.

"I thought it'd be fun to show the world your wonderful talent," Hatori contradicted. "Besides, I never promised I wouldn't tell anyone..."

Akito was crying as he started to disappear from the stage. Teleportation really is a great way to travel. But of course, Hatori is the only one with that special of a gift. It comes with his doctor tingly senses.

All of a sudden, everyone in the bar started chanting "Hatori!" Even Ayame, who had finally gotten back up and had come back into the bar half way through Ritsu's performance(through the glass doors that were already fixed again). It seems that was time for Hatori to take the stage. Even if he was in a mini skirt.

A/N: ok, that was a completely weird chapter. I hope you could follow it, or even read it. I'm kinda, um, out of it because of blood loss.(heh...) Plus I've just been through something recently that has made my brain a bit disoriented(sp? haha) in thinking. I don't feel like typing it here, so if you want to find out, go read my poem called Driving Me Insane(by Lil Enchantress). Don't mind Kagura...I think her and Ritsu would make the perfect couple. Anyways, I'd better go before I faint. -falls out of chair onto ground-

Hiro: Mimi? -pokes-
Mimi: -giggles- -scrunches into a ball-
Hiro: You'd better put me in your next chapter!
Mimi:-lying on ground unconcious-
Hiro: Fine, I'm sure Nemo won't care if she has to add me to the story, since you're being so inconsiderate...
Mimi: -still lying on ground unconcious-
Hiro: ...
Mimi: ...
Hiro: stupid.

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