A/N: Yo! Sorry it's been so long! This is Nemo-chan posting, yo! :Yankee: I don't own Fruits Basket, Natsuki Takaya does. Oh, and Nickelodeon owns the FUN song, not me.
"You're going to sing, Haa-san?" Ayame asked happily, "let me back you up—"
"NO!" Momiji shouted, "I wanna sing with Ha'ri!"
Tohru let out an 'AWW!" as Momiji jumped on the stage.
"Er… whatduya wanna' sing?" Hatori asked Momiji nervously.
Momiji didn't answer as he fiddled with the kareokee machine and the music started playing. Momiji let out a huge 'LAAA!' before he began singing…
"F. is for friends who do stuff together! U. is for you and me!"
Kyo and Yuki both had the same look of complete horror on their faces.
"Yay! Sponge Bob!" came a voice from near Tohru's elbow. Kisa had come in silently and was now listening with glee to Momiji and Hatori's song.
"KISA!" Tohru squealed, hugging the tiger girl.
"Sup, Onee-chan," Kisa said in a very Yankee like manner, catching Arisa (Uo-chan)'s attention.
"Hey, Tohru, who's this?" she asked, squatting down next to Kisa after Tohru stopped hugging her.
"I'm… Kisa Sohma," Kisa said softly, blinking at the question.
"FINALLY!" Arisa shouted, catching everyone's attention, "are you, like, the ONLY chick in the Sohma family or what?"
"There's two others," Kisa replied in the same soft voice. Arisa blinked, but then shook it off.
Momiji and Hatori continued singing as Arisa began teaching Kisa how to become an awesome Yankee.
"N. is for N-y-where and any time at all down here in the deep blue sea!" finished Momiji. Hatori grabbed the microphone, really getting into it as he began singing Plankton's part.
"F. is for FIRE that burns down the whole town," he began singing, dancing around the stage in his mini skirt, and making the girls whom had been chasing Kyo swoon in delight. (A/N: Lol, Emily, that's so you!) "U. is for uranium BOMBS!" he screamed the part into the microphone like a heavy metal rock star, part of his secret night life shining through, "N. is form no SURVIVORS! When you—" Momiji pushed Hatori away, taking the microphone.
"No, Hatori! That's not how it goes! Try it like this! F. is for friends who do stuff—" Hatori interrupted him, placing a Band-Aid randomly on the bunny's forehead.
"NEVER! That's complete idiotic," Hatori said in his evilest voice, sounding quite a bit like Akito. The crowd gasped, and Yuki (remembering his and Akito's little escapades in 'the room') fainted, falling to the floor since no one thought to catch him. Kyo (A/N: I forget, when was the last time he was turned into a cat?) stepped on him, laughing.
Momiji continued, "Here, let me help you! F. is for friends who do stuff together! U. is for you and me, Try it!"
"N. is for anywhere, and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!" Hatori finished adding, "I don't understand this, I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?"
"No! That's how you're supposed to feel!" Momiji said happily. Hatori (GASP!) smiled.
"Well I like it! Let's do it again!"
"Okay!"
They began to sing it again, holding up different letters (though curiously none of them were F, U, or N) for the different phrases.
"F is for frolic through all the flowers U is for ukulele N is for nose picking, sharing gum, and sand licking Down here with my best buddy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha…"
After that… interesting… performance, no one quite knew what to say.
"Um… yay?" Tohru said, the only one who was clapping.
In the meantime, Hiro Sohma walked in through the (once again fixed) glass doors, his eyes falling on Kisa instantly, who now wore a long skirt, a mask – completing the Yankee look entirely.
"Now THAT's my kind of woman!" he shouted randomly. And Kisa (Tohru's dense moments rubbing off on her), broke into tears, thinking he was talking about Arisa.
"Hiro! I thought I was your woman!" she said, sobbing.
"But, you are!" he said, "I meant you when I said that!"
Kisa smiled, the tears stopping instantly, "Okay!"
And everyone was left staring as the two hugged.