A/N:
Ritsu: I can't believe you've made all the kind reviewers wait for 3 whole months to update! I have to apolo-
Mimi: Calm down Ritsu-sama. I just updated, it's okay...
Ritsu: -gise to the WORLD! Everybody's been so nice to you and you just brush them off like snow on your butt.
Mimi: ...
Ritsu: Don't make me change into guys clothes again!
Mimi: You're already wearing guys clothes Ritsu-sama...
Ritsu: -looks down and sees Hatori's atire still clothed on himself- Oh...
Mimi: Fruits Basket is owned by Natsuki Takaya, and I'm Too Sexy is owned by Right Said Fred. So sadly, I don't own either.
Hiro: 'Bout time you learned to say that yourself!
Mimi: -completely ignoring Hiro- And I really am deeply sorry for making everyone wait so long for this update. Please forgive me!
Kisa: Yes...-shyily blushes- Forgive her, she's not that smart...
Hiro: Where'd you come from Kisa?
Kisa: The karaoke bar. It's great! Uo-chan is fun and stuff.
Mimi: Cool.
Hiro: Yep.
Kisa: Uh-huh.
Mimi: Cool.
Hiro: Yep.
Kisa: Shut up an' read the story already!

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Last time on I Wanna Sing! (seeing as I haven't updated in 3 months...I owe it to you all to remind you what the last thing you read was)...

Hiro Sohma walked in through the (once again fixed) glass doors, his eyes falling on Kisa instantly, who now wore a long skirt, a mask – completing the Yankee look entirely.

"Now THAT's my kind of woman!" he shouted randomly. And Kisa (Tohru's dense moments rubbing off on her), broke into tears, thinking he was talking about Arisa.

"Hiro! I thought I was your woman!" she said, sobbing.

"But, you are!" he said, "I meant you when I said that!"

Kisa smiled, the tears stopping instantly, "Okay!"

And everyone was left staring as the two hugged.

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Kisa took in a deep breath of Hiro's scent, then sneezed, completely ruining the cute moment they were sharing.

"Kisa!" Hiro randomly shouted. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I think I'm just allergic to wool."

"Well that's not good."

"No, its not. Good thing I have this awesome yankee mask to protect me!" Kisa almost sang out with joy, as she put the mask back on her face.

"When'd you take that off?" Hiro looked at Kisa with wonder.

"Right before we hugged."

"Why?"

"I don't know..." Kisa trailed off.

The girl named Uo-chan walked over to Kisa again.

"Yo, Kisa! Who's this? You're boyfriend?" She asked excitedly to her new yankee bud.

"Eh, um, sure, whatever you wanna call it," Kisa stuttered, not looking over to Hiro.

"So you like younger guys, eh?" Uo smiled.

Not quite answering her question, Kisa started hacking all of a sudden, gagging with great reflex. She coughed so hard, she landed on her knees on the cold karaoke bar floor. About five minutes of hacking and coughing later, a hairball the size of a mouse got spit onto the floor. Everyone looked down at her in awe. Finally Hiro spoke up for the group.

"Kisa, you've been chasing mice again haven't you?"

Kisa nodded, still faint from her unsightly performance.

"But they tasted so good..."

Suddenly there was a huge explosion on stage. It seems as if Shigure wanted a grand entrance to his performance. The lights started going in every direction until all five spot lights focused on one single area on the multicolored stage where Shigure was standing. His hips were swaying back and forth to the music that had started, and he started singing in a 'deep' voice along with the tune.

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan

New York and Japan

Shigure began playing with his shirt, moving it up and down revealing his stomach. Finally he tore it off, throwing it out into the crowd. Kyo covered one of Tohru's eyes with his hand, while Yuki covered the other eye with his hand. Was Shigure allowed to do a strip show at a karaoke bar? Hiro pulled Kisa away from the commotion by the stage to an area in the back corner.

"Kisa, maybe we should play over here instead," Hiro said, attempting to get her innocent mind unscarred from what undecency she'd just witnessed.

And I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk

As if it couldn't get any worse, Shigure started fiddling with the button to his pants as he 'sexy' danced around the stage. Hatori started twitching, and teleported the string keeping the curtain from falling into his hands, making the curtain fly in front of Shigure's performance. They heard a thud when Shigure's pants hit the curtain as he threw them out to the crowd. It seems he didn't notice anything different and just continued with his dance and song behind the stage's curtain You could hear him muffled behind the cotton fabric dividing the room. How lucky the crowd was...

(muffled) I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far...(muffled)

Back in way back of the karaoke where Hiro and Kisa were staying, Kisa tripped over a few grocery bags that were stashed in the corner.

"Kisa!" Hiro randomly shouted for the second random time. "Are you okay?"

"Yea, I'm- Oh look! A bag of soda and cheesepuffs!" exclaimed Kisa. "Let's eat them!"

"Alright," Hiro agreed, searching through some of the other bags.

They contained stupid things like dry ramen noodles, and frozen food that needed microwaved and such. There was one entire bag that was filled with leeks. Who'd buy something like that? Finally he found a bag that had something interesting in it. Some magazines. Right before he took a good look at them, Kisa noticed them in his hands.

"Hey, what are those?" she asked curiously, a cup of soda in her hand.

Hiro looked at the cover and saw a bunny's head with a bowtie. Wonder what that could mean. As he peeled off the black plastic that covered the magazine his nose shot a river of blood out, ruining the cover.

"Hey, what was that? I wanted to see!" Kisa complained.

She stood up and ripped the bloody magazine from his grasp and opened it up to a clean page.

"Oh," she whispered. Hiro glanced at her, hoping she wasn't in shock. "I wish I had boobs like these!"

"But why's the magazine called 'Playboy' if there're only naked women?"

"Don't ask me," Kisa blushed. "I'm not some perv who owns a dirty magazine company."

Hiro noted in his mind to ask Shigure his same question later on. They both threw the magazines in the closest garbage can. As they were walking away, wham! Kisa tripped once again, over the open soda bottle she'd been drinking from. It spilled all over the bar's floor, seeping into a giant sticky mess.

Up in the front, a certain white hair male was getting bored. His golden eyes were closed from boredom as he listened to Shigure's off tune music behind the curtain. Whatever could he be doing at a time like this? As if he'd remembered something very important, a light bulb appeared above his head. The fact that it wasn't on was completely irrelavent. Soon, Ayame's brilliant plan would be set into motion...

The curtain started opening up again, revealing a fully clothed Shigure, still singing. It seemed that once he had taken all his clothes off, he didn't know where to go, so he went in reverse to putting on all his clothes back on. The song was just getting to an end, and Shigure's shirt was the only thing he had left to put on (which was already in the act of being put on).

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

The song ended, thankfully, as the crowd booed and threw things at the poor dog on the stage. (and by dog, I mean the poor dog that Shigure put in his place on stage) Shigure walked over to Ayame who was having a heck of a time. He was laughing for no particular reason, while handing Yuki another cup of 'water'. Yuki hiccupped, his head swirling around in circles.

"'Ey Ayame!" Yuki involluntary shouted at his brother, his words slurring. "Wha' kind'a water didja get me?"

Ayame laughed in triumph.

"It's sake, I mean crystal clear mountain water," Ayame saved himself. "It's very healthy you know."

Shigure looked from Ayame to Yuki, from Yuki to Ayame with a questioned look on his face. Had Ayame intentionally gotten Yuki drunk? Impossible! Well...maybe not. But it was bloody funny.

"Hey Yuki!" Shigure yelled, trying to get his attention.

Yuki looked at him, his head drooping a bit from the imaginary weight on it.

"Hun?"

"I bet you wouldn't be able to sing a song on stage," he taunted, waving his finger back in forth. "Your not as brave as I. Or even Ayame who also sang already."

"Wha'dya mean I'm not brave?" Yuki roared in Shigure's face, the sake's smell on his breath. "I could outsing ya anyday!"

He jumped, or more like fell, off his stool and climbed up the stage stairs. Shigure picked a song and clicked it. Now all he had to do was wait for it to start.

A/N: And...the chapter's done. :P It's a cliffhanger. But not that big of one. And hopefully Nemo's a faster updater than I am. Lol. Sorry! I really can't believe I forgot I had this story. And due to that I left it alone for 3 whole months. You all must think so horribly of me now. And even now that I updated, it was a horribly not funny chapter. -cries- I'll try better next time when I'm more happy. Or something. Well...me and Nemo have big plans for Yuki-kun in the next chapter. Yes we do. (insert evil grinning here)

Yuki: Oh great. What now?Mimi: Nothing! (insert innocent angel's halo)
Nemo: Oh yes...nothing. (evil smirk)
Yuki: That doesn't look like a 'nothing' face. And 'nothing' can't happen to me, or there wouldn't be a chapter. Nothing is such a vague word.
Kyo: Put him in a dress!
Mimi: Hmm, interesting...
Nemo: No, Hatori was already in girl's clothes. One is enough for now.
Mimi: What about Momiji? He's always in girl's clothes.
Nemo: He doesn't count.
Momiji: Wah! That's not fair! I want to count as a crossdresser!
Everyone but Momiji: -stare-
Mimi: You'll just have to wait to see what happens to Yuki. -sticks out tongue childishly- So there!
Ristu: How incredibly rude! I must apologise to the WO-
Mimi: Good night everyone! (or whatever time of day it is to you)